
u/CocaineRacoons

She claims this is a joke, but the truth is this is absolutely how she feels.
The joke is people who want this printed have to go to FedEx and print off the PDF themselves. It’s really giving. If no one wants to hire you to be a real print model, just make your own PDF. 💀💀💀
God forbid someone has some muscle. I guess that makes them “fat”.
Let’s count calories “Luxury starvation style”
OK, you already know this clown isn’t eating any of the avocado, definitely not touching the dressing, and she says she won’t eat any of the fried onions
Then she says how much she portions that sad ass salad, and does a call her reaction to her anorexia cult
So basically, I’m guessing she ate maybeeee half the salad ….maybe 1/3 😆 yikes
I mean, if you’re already taking off a third of the salad, what is there to portion? It’s like eat your fucking meal.
🥥 Coconut water (12 oz can): 90 calories
🥗 Half Freddy salad (shrimp, egg, greens only): 100 calories
🐟 Tuna crudo: 150 calories
🍣 Salmon crudo: 270 calories
🥄 Small serving of caviar: 60 calories
Estimated Total: 670 calories
And that’s assuming that she ate the entire tuna, Crudo and salmon, Crudo, and caviar 💀
Now let’s add to that like 40,000 steps because she’s a exercise a alcoholic, but she repackaged it under a different name because she walks obsessively instead of exercise exercises obsessively
Her hormones must be fucked up
I wonder what osteoporosis is gonna feel like soon for her
Oxford house fundraising ideas so we don't have to raise EES <3
Hey everyone,
I live in a women and children's house that's chartered for 9 bed. We've been having a rough time filling 1-2 rooms for a very long time now and there was talk of raising ESS by almost $100 each to make sure our accounts arent near the red every month.
In the past we have had massive success with bake sales, usually drawing in $900 on average, so we thought we will do another one of those soon. However its summer so wasn't sure the normal stuff would sell as well, I COULD BE WRONG! People love their treats.
I was coming to Reddit in hopes of getting ideas for other types of fundraising we can do for our house in addition to the usual bake sale.
Anyone have luck in this area finding new ways to fundraise?
I have experience in graphic design so I was trying to come up with ideas of fundraisers that I could design a product for, but T shirts cost additional money up front and might not sell fast so might have to wait to be above red for that idea lol
Please send me ideas! Our house is awesome and many of us our moms in recovery and we have a wonderful group of women here with the best kids ever, and I would hate to have some of us struggle if we increase EES.
When Liv or her minions poses as a “journalist from the BBC” 💀
Just thought everyone could use a laugh 😆
NYC Roommate Drama extra Tea (Marlyn’s bestie / NEW roommate update) 🔥
https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8G6joNu/
Just when I thought the final word had been said on “New York City roommate drama” / “ fire escape girl” / “ unemployed cat clay girl” AKA “cozy Grocery EK” I opened TikTok to find this 😋
This is my favorite story to follow right now because it’s so absurdly ridiculous.
EK said yesterday on her Instagram stories that she would be taking a break from social media, but then she also said that she did get her 12 month lease
God help her future roommate. 🙃🙃🙃🙃
Cozy Grocery AKA Fire Escape girl (NYC roommate drama) “final update”
Taking my non kpop BF to LSF this fall! How to indoctrinate him over the summer?
My BF is gonna experience his first KPOP concert!
If you were going with a newbie what songs would you throw at them over the summer to get them hyped up?!
I got the tickets, and he said he will get food and merch. This is gonna be amazing!
Seattle show cant come soon enough...and I got us REALLY nice tickets!
I have a theory that Ariana got trap Botox
I swear she did lol
Finished My First Graphic Design Quarter. How Would You Spend a Summer Building a Strong Portfolio?
I'm wrapping up my first quarter of graphic design courses as a Visual Communications student (ATA 2 year program near Seattle) and would love some advice from working designers on how to make the most of my summer.
This quarter I took my first InDesign-focused design class and learned:
• Grids and Swiss/Modernist layout principles
• Typography fundamentals (kerning, leading, hierarchy, readability)
• Multi-page editorial design
• Magazine spreads and feature articles
• Cover design and publication layout
• Parent/master pages
• Working with images, text wraps, and layout systems
• Basic Photoshop and Illustrator integration into InDesign workflows
• Packaging and exporting files for print/PDF delivery
Projects included:
• A multi-page Swiss Modern publication
• Editorial spreads based on a personal feature article
• Postmodern cover designs
• Marketing and advertising layouts
• Various typography and publication assignments
I feel like I've gone from "I can barely use InDesign" to "I can build a functional publication," but I also know I'm still very much at the beginner stage. I received 100% on all my assignments and didnt find the class overwhelmed me. I have grown up on computers and used programs CASUALLY for years and dabbled in PS and Canva (dont judge) so picking up the tools was easy in that regard.
I learned so much however about the program itself. However its just scratching the surface of what this program is capable of and im eager to learn more. I will spend time over the summer watching tutorials and putting them to use.
This summer I'll have significantly more time to focus on design without juggling 15 credits, parenting, and multiple classes at once.
If you were in my position, what would you work on next?
Specifically, I'm interested in:
• Portfolio-worthy self-directed projects
• InDesign exercises that build professional-level skills
• Editorial design practice
• Typography improvement
• Branding projects
• Layout challenges that mimic real-world client work
What projects helped you improve the fastest when you were still a student?
And if you were reviewing a student portfolio, what kinds of projects would make you think, "This person is developing strong fundamentals"?
Thanks in advance. I'm trying to build a solid foundation rather than rush into flashy work before I have the basics down.
She’s an idiot for always suppressing her hunger. Her body is literally screaming out for.
Rate the 3 sunscreens I’m using this summer. (Yes I went overboard 😬)
Tatcha
Round Labs Birch Tree
ANTHELIOS MELT-IN MILK SUNSCREEN SPF 60
New to points. Realized I have 503! How do I take advantage of points I accumulate? Help me level up my Ulta membership lol
I feel silly admitting this, but I haven't checked my account since starting to shop. Over the last 9 months, I have visited around 7 times and bought multiple products at a time.
I see everyone discussing points, sales, and special ways to maximize value while planning for shopping!
Anyone able to help advise me on how to be a pro Ulta user?
THANK YOU!
Admits she’s been struggling to keep weight on. Anxiety prevents her from seeking out food as she views it as “comfort “
You know what causes your cortisol to spike? Food restriction, missing meals, not eating enough, adequate micro nutrients, and calories for your body.
Your body will scream out and shoot out anxieties signals if you start missing meals, and your cortisol will start spiking constantly
She said she was overweight by 35 pounds before and that’s because she was always over eating because of anxiety , now she says that she struggles to keep weight on due to anxiety.
Doesn’t really seem like this method is actually working on her mental health problems does it? 🤔