u/CodeDog6

A virgin Chinese couple just got married …

They are in the hotel the first night and the man says” what do you want, I give you anyding you want”.

The bride looks around the room sheepishly and says “I want 69, yeah, yeah, I want 69”

The groom then says “Whaaaa? You want chicken and broccoli ?”

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u/CodeDog6 — 5 days ago
▲ 231 r/3amjokes

The woman downtown says “hey, Father, how about a blowjob for $25?”

The priest is totally appalled and walks back to the church.

He then sees Mother Superior and sheepishly whispers , “Mother Superior, what is a blowjob? “

Mother Superior replies “$25, just like it is downtown!”

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u/CodeDog6 — 25 days ago