u/CompleteDeniability

Hi friends. I is Jiji the Grey. Look at the violation of my purrrsonal space. I hab to sleep on his rubbish things. My human is awful. This is aboose. They need to be taught a lesson.

He could be less subtle about their affairs...

Nike Alphafly 3 vs. Puma Deviate Nitro Elite 4

Firstly, I’m aware I’m not fast enough for either with a 3:30-3:45 finish.

But there are only a handful of shoes I can wear as they need to be stiff, rockered, not too soft and have a wide toebox. For an arthritic big toe.

Was set on the Nikes after a lot of research on midpack finishers. But for some weird reason, I can feel my big toe lightly touch the end at pace and worried what that will do over 42km.

They also just feel like springs that are a bit wobbly and now that my long runs are over 30km (in SB2) I can see why people say to just choose comfort.

I also just feel like a knobhead wearing them. People legitimately point them out to their friends as I run by. So when warming up and cooling down, I get self conscious.

So my lack of self control won and I bought the Pumas on sale. They feel more stable but less bouncy. Fit is better despite some creasing up front.

Do I play it safe and wear the Pumas, or go for bounce?

I have 7 weeks to decide so will take them both on long runs. Not a bad dilemma to have.

6’4, 83kg, 173 cadence, midfoot striker.

​

​

Henlo frens, is me, Jiji da Grey. Today be bery weird day. Many strange tings happen. Meow not know wut going on, but meow survived.

​

I wake up dis morning expect normal day. Instead, hooman keep call me TREE!

​

TREE?! Meow do big inspect. Meow check tail. Meow check paws. Meow check floofy grey fur. Meow iz still grey. GREY not green.

​

Dis is biggest salamander. Then hoomans sing a bird day song, mine ear almost broke, put on stupid hat, took eleventeen million photos but then silly hoomans gave me a big big treat. A lot of churus made into one big big cake. I no soo because hooman realised they are being silly again and give me tasty snacks.

​

But why are they calling me a tree??? I'm the best cat, not a green tree. Meow kept thinking until I haf the bleeps...

When Jiji was a kitten about 7 or 8 months, she lived in our house, but we will bring her to my parent's place occasionally for dinner. We'll lock all the doors so she couldn't go out and she have the extra space to roam for an hour.

We couldn't find her after dinner, we looked everywhere. Then we found out it someone had opened the door in balcony. She must have went out onto the roof through the balcony, slipped and fell off. I panicked and immediately went outside to look for her, thought I've lost her for good...

Jiji could have just broke something when she fell (but she didn't, thank God) or roamed around since she was outside and alone for the first time and she would have gone missing. When I went looking, I found her sitting right outside the house, looking into our dining room, waiting. I couldn't be happier!

What's the most Insane thing your BSH has done? Include photo tax too.