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For me I’ve only met her in my dreams, but has anyone here met her in person? How did it go?

How did you shift to anti feminism?

…Baby One More Time tour

(You Drive Me) Crazy Tour 2000

Oops!…I Did It Again Tour 2000

Dream Within a Dream tour

The Onyx Hotel Tour

The Circus Starring Britney Spears

Femme Fatale tour

Piece of Me Vegas tour

Piece of Me non-Vegas tour (after her Vegas tour she took the show global)

If you went to at least one showing of all 9 tours, consider yourself a General of the Army!

And even if you didn’t go to every Britney tour, tell me which tours you went to and give us a story of each tour you went to/how it went.

If you went to at least one showing of every tour above AND you went to at least one showing of the L’Oreal Hair Zone Mall Tour and The M +M’s Tour, consider yourself a…uh…higher-ranked general of the army?

Inspired by https://exhale.breatheheavy.com/forums/topic/826067-i-have-a-britney-confession…/

Like a dancer in one music video making a cameo in another music video, etc.

(You know how my lonlieness ain’t killing me no more references a lyric from her first song? I basically want that but with videos referencing videos. If you don’t understand this paragraph just ignore it)

It felt like they kept trying to ask Britney “black and white” questions. Like they either treated her as a virgin or whore. You’re either a good girl or a bad girl. You can’t be a mix

But in reality Britney was a mix. She basically combined a bunch of girl personalities together.

But the people asking her questions, it felt like they wanted her to pick a side. They didn’t know about girlhood. It was just “are you dating?” “Are you a virgin?” Britney was a GIRL. And you’re a girl, you’ll know that girlhood, is a scam, a cult, a fever dream, and the greatest secret club in the world.

(I found this on the main Britney sub)

In 2008, when Britney locked herself in with her son, that is one of the best things any mom could do. Protect her babies.

HOWEVER, Britney violated the custody agreement. It’s unfortunate, it’s unfair, but rules are rules. To the police perspective, Britney could have been harming her kids without anyone to intervene. If Kevin locked himself in the bathroom, Britney would have probably called the police as well.

BUT…strapping someone to a gurney and making them stay in a hospital and then in a conservatorship for 13 years? What kind of punishment is that?

It was a minor custody violation. Most courts would probably either give Britney a slap on the wrist or at MOST a year of no custody. Instead the court gives out this punishment where her dad gets control of Britney. And the court never had an end to the punishment. The only reason the punishment stopped is because Britney’s fans fought for her

I hate when people are saying that we’re defending Britney violating the custody agreement. How we’re all just glittery girls holding pink Free Britney signs because she didn’t understand the law. We’re not! We all know Britney did the wrong thing! We know she 100% broke the law! We just want her to be punished differently. Like how does any court turn a minor custody violation that MAYBE results in a 1 year sentence maximum…into 13 years??

Let’s go over the last 12 Super Bowl halftime shows. Most of them are 2 degrees of separation from Britney

2015: Katy Perry sings Roar, a Max Martin song. He also wrote a bunch of Britney songs

2016: Beyoncé joins the party. She was part of Destiny’s Child, opener for the Hawaii 2000 show

2017: Lady Gaga sings Telephone, originally written for Britney Spears

2018: JT

2019: Can’t think of a reference

2020: I know Britney was inspired by Shakira’s knife dance but that all happened years later. So I can’t think of a reference

2021: The Weeknd finishes off with Blinding Lights. Not only is it the most streamed song, it’s another max song!

2022: Eminem makes an appearance. In 2000 Britney and Christina gave him an award at the VMAs

2023: Rihanna takes the stage. S&M was written for Britney, they had a duet in 2011, and Rihanna sang Umbrella, written for Britney.

2024: Usher brings will.i.am on stage

2025: “Mustard on the beat” the new
know from Not Like Us, but the same person also used that same tag in Mood Ring

2026: no reference