u/CriminalYapper

“But Moira is from Ireland so she’s basically English” cultural insensitivity final boss

I can’t draw very well so I’m not able to show mine but I can describe him. His name’s Catalyst and he’s Domina’s executive assistant. He came from poverty and is desperate to keep the wealth he’s gotten from working high up in Vishkar, to the point he overworks himself to extreme stress. It also doesn’t help his mental health that he works for Domina, who drives him absolutely insane because she represents everything he wishes he was (that and she only adds more onto his already heavy workload). His obsession with clinging to his status got to the point he sold out his own family, who had to rely on a criminal lifestyle just to get by. He’s also backstabbed many people to get ahead and climb the corporate ladder over the years. Eventually he just learned to stop feeling guilty about it, except repressing the shame only contributes more to his growing stress.

Gameplay wise he’s a support who focuses on being a slippery annoyance that buffs his teammates, but he struggles to keep more than one person alive at a time and is dependent on his teammates. I don’t have ideas for exact numbers yet though.

Primary; Prismatic Array
Catalyst fires a hard light fist that damages enemies and applies a stack of Prism upon hit. When an enemy reaches 5 stacks of Prism they take a burst of damage that and Catalyst’s cooldowns are reduced. Hitting enemies from behind increases the damage and applies 2 stacks of Prism instead of one.

Secondary; Serpentine Ring
Catalyst creates a hard light ring around an ally that grants them healing over time. Using First Aid gives the ringed ally over shield. This is like a Zen orb but has a finite duration.

Ability 1; First Aid
Catalyst can select either speed or damage boost and then grants that buff to a selected ally. He can use this on his ringed ally even without line of sight.

Ability 2; Shed Skin
Catalyst becomes temporarily invisible and gains increased jump height. This allows him to take off angles to take advantage of his primary attacks backstab.

Passive; Self Serving
When Catalyst uses First Aid on a ringed ally he gains that same buff.

Ultimate; Cyclical Constriction
Catalyst creates a hard light circle in a selected area that makes enemies take increased damage and become slowed.

Junkrat shouts his ultimate voice line during sex. Also, despite the numerous times he’s accidentally blown off pieces of his penis it’s still abnormally large.

Tracer likes to use her time rewinding during sex to make sure she’s being completely perfect at pleasing whoever she’s with.

Domina rarely has sex because she doesn’t like the idea of being physically vulnerable with someone, which is also why she presents as dominant as views submission as a surrender of power and is far too insecure about her own competence to allow that. Sometimes she gets so repressed she’ll find a random low level Vishkar employee, give them the night of their lives, and leaves immediately after to never speak to them again. She also makes sure to remind them that no one will ever believe they slept with her.

Hazard barks with every thrust. The barks are louder if you keep calling him a bad dog but he thrusts and barks more often if he’s called a good dog.

Anran has been a third for every couple in the fire college. There’s not a single threesome that happens on that campus she’s not made aware of.

Sombra sometimes fingers herself in a crowded room while invisible because she likes the danger of getting caught. She’ll even do this on missions.

Widowmaker’s infrared vision visor means she can see Sombra doing that. Usually she’s so indifferent she doesn’t acknowledge it but now that Moira’s emotion repressing drugs are wearing off it’s starting to awaken a weird kink in her.

Doomfist enjoys being silenced, either being gagged or just told to shut up. He likes when someone is aggressively dominant to him and takes over. He’s also a big fan of cuddling and aftercare.

Moira writes smut fanfiction on AO3 in her spare time. She’s slept with all types of men, women and Omnics just so she can be more accurate with her smut.

Vendetta holds her lovers at sword point while fucking.

Reaper finds it hard to stay solid when he’s climaxing which often leaves him stuck in wraith form until he gets the post nut clarity to rematerialise.

Soldier likes to watch his cum splurge over a person’s back or chest and lather their skin with it.

Symmetra can make a person have the climax of their lives just by making intense eye contact.

Ashe likes being restrained but she’s also a firm dom top so she’ll find a way to dom even when all her limbs are tied.

Reaper is the brattiest, sluttiest, and most submissive bottom you’ll ever meet.

That’s all for now. Might delete this later lol.

Someone called me, a paraplegic person, ableist because I don’t like having to use a wheelchair. I’m sorry for having an opinion on my legs not properly working? Acting like disabled people need to always be proud of their disability and never find it inconvenient in any way is more ableist because at that point you’re romanticising the disability itself more than caring about the person who’s suffering from it.

Also, I once got a comment from someone on an Instagram post I made of me and my boyfriend who called me racist for dating an Asian person. I don’t even want to think about that, it’s just beyond weird. Is it not more racist to say Asians can’t date whites?

Surely I’m not the only person who sees this shit right?

I high key do not know shit about Thor comics so I will be having to research before I can accurately goon and make freaky head canons

God forbid I have a wee bit of chub you can play with.

Also, call me crazy but isn’t it weird that there’s gay people obsessed with a masc gay being with a fem gay? Isn’t it kinda the point of a gay relationship that there’s no woman?

If only there was a solution…

I need Apocalypse in this game like I need air and this’ll probably be the closest thing for the time being.

This post’s gonna get nuked harder than Semele’s pussy

So this is Web Weaver, aka Cooper Coen, who’s an alternate universe Spider-Man. He’s a fashion designer who works at Van Dyne’s and my god does this costume serve.

I’ll be honest, I was first annoyed when I saw this because it felt like the design process of the entire character started and ended at “gay Spider-Man” in a way that felt kinda stereotypical, but the look grew on me really quickly. The idea of a spider hero being a fashion diva is really clever.

Most queer people’s complaints is that he feels like shallow representation and that his sexuality dictates his entire personality. I think his personality could be more fleshed out if Marvel decided to take the leap and give him more page time and potentially even give him his own run.

I love the concept of Quicksilver, who’s forced to see the entire world in slow motion, having a pet turtle.

Just because I give my best mate a long, sloppy, sticky, passionate kiss on his gorgeous lips after I’ve spent the night relentlessly and ravenously railing that round rear and playing with his amazing manboobs doesn’t mean I’m gay.

Wade HOW THE FUCK DID YOU LAND THAT?