u/CriminalYapper

I swear some people just want to hate this game and go out of their way to find things they can complain about

I swear some people just want to hate this game and go out of their way to find things they can complain about

I saw someone complain about the layout of the practice range and how it “discourages players from actually getting better” mate the feck are you smoking?

u/CriminalYapper — 11 hours ago

I was at a cafe when a really fine looking man walked up to me and asked if I wanted some company and I was so taken aback by someone attractive talking to me I stared at him like this

I fumbled so fucking bad I am never going back there again. I didn’t even say anything I just looked at him silently because I was half convinced he wasn’t talking to me. He just stood there for a few seconds before awkwardly backing away. I heard someone in the corner laugh but idk if it was at me or not.

u/CriminalYapper — 3 days ago

You wanna know how bad the Widow neglect is? There’s not even any horny posts about her on this sub. Or at all

That’s actually insane if you think about it. Her suit is literally sculpted around her boobs. She probably has the most sexualised default skin.

u/CriminalYapper — 6 days ago

You know who this mf look like lowkey?

I posted about Shuri the other day and then realised she and Mel have similar hair and accessories. Mel has a darker skin tone and Shuri has a sharper jawline but in terms of fashion they dress very alike. They both have gold in their hair which is also tied into a dreadlocked bun, chokers that match the dress which is sleeveless with details around the shoulders. Can anyone who understands African fashion explain if there’s meaning behind this style or are these all coincidences I’m looking too much into.

Also I feel like they’d be the type of friends you’d call if you plan on making a bad decision.

u/CriminalYapper — 7 days ago

Shuri has such a cool design in this game. I’m really hoping she can be added as a playable hero at some point down the line

u/CriminalYapper — 8 days ago

What’s everyone’s thoughts on Devil Dinosaur?

I literally only posted this so I could see if anyone recognises this photo.

u/CriminalYapper — 8 days ago

I got threatened with SA for playing Widow

It was a placement match last night. We were running 2-2-2 but there was an Iron Man and Ultron that was really running us down so I swapped from Psylocke to Widow in the second round to better fight them and the Luna on my team told me to swap off. I explained why I made the switch but the Luna and the Peni on my team both said we didn’t need a flyer counter (which we really, really did).

Usually I’m at least decent on Widow but this game was really bad. I don’t think I landed that many head shots and most of my shots missed. I got a few lucky hits in on the flyers at least to have some kills but we still lost and unexpectedly I was blamed for it. The Luna said something along the lines of “Widow you’re so bad I will R-word you if you do that again”. They actually said ‘R-word’ probably to get past the censor.

I just turned off the game after that and went to bed. I’ll probably look up the user later and block them but I wasn’t in the mood for it then. I’m not a very thick skinned person and I struggle with taking insults like that so I’m probably just gonna not try ranked again or at least mute the chat.

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u/CriminalYapper — 9 days ago

If the Marvel Rivals roster were in a slasher movie without their powers or weapons, who would be the Final Girl?

Basically normal human AU and you stick them in a bog standard slasher movie in a secluded camp in the middle of nowhere. The killer is a generic slasher villain who’s unreasonably strong and durable (either from them being some sort of zombie or because the writers are lazy).

Who survives till the end? Who gets killed first? Who has the most embarrassing death?

u/CriminalYapper — 10 days ago

Rocketina’s kit has been reportedly leaked!

Rocketina is in the vanguard role despite speculation she’d be another duellist. Despite this she actually has a very small hit box due to being a raccoon, although her heels and wig make her seem roughly the same size as Groot.

Rocketina’s primary fire is a hit scan pistol that pierces enemies and restores her Wigs, which is a resource she uses for some of her abilities. This can also deal critical damage and those head shots deal increased damage against bonus health.

Her first ability is called Safe Space where she makes a bubble that blocks projectiles and damages enemies over time if they walk in. It works like Peni’s spider nest in the sense you can remove it whenever you want and the cooldown is shorter the more health it had upon cancellation.

Her second ability is called Gossip Train where she inflicts an enemy with Rumour. Rumour inflicted enemies will be too embarrassed to use their abilities.

Her third ability is where it gets complicated. She uses her Wigs resource to choose two options, Makeover or Weave Snatch. Makeover is used on allies to give them CC immunity and a damage boost from more confidence. Weave Snatch is a short ranged slap that stuns an enemy and makes them briefly Gagged, an effect which means they’re knocked back whenever they take damage. She has a max of 3 Wigs but using Weave Snatch uses 2 while Makeover only uses 1.

Her fourth ability is Raccoon Rampage where she goes feral. In this state she gains increased movement speed and her primary fire is replaced with Shit Talk. Shit Talk is a shockwave that annihilates an enemy’s confidence inflicting them with damage over time and knocking them back.

She has two passives. The first is Scalp Sovereign which gives her healing over time and bonus health for using a Wig. Her second is Rich Tea which is a meter that stacks up whenever she gets a kill or assist. The higher this meter the longer her feral state from Raccoon Rampage lasts.

Her ultimate is called “Drag Race; War Zone Wonder-World”. She first chooses an outfit and upon doing so creates a giant catwalk for her to strut through. This inflicts a buff on allies and a debuff on enemies that’s different depending on the outfit. She has 3 different options for outfits. Immovable Monarch gown gives damage resistance to allies and knocks enemies upwards with every step. Lethal Blade Dancer dress gives allies a damage boost and pulls enemies closer to them. Graceful Giving Goddess outfit heals allies over time and inflicts enemies with vulnerability.

Personally I think she has a really fun kit but we’ll have to wait and see what her finished move set is upon release.

u/CriminalYapper — 11 days ago