Innuendos when dating-Adult Convo (funny)
Of course these sayings have been around along time but idk for the life of me why people insist on comparing sexual organs to dead animal body parts.
My ex would do this a lot even though I told her it was disgusting, unattractive, and uncomfortable (one reason she is my ex)
Like mofuckers out here acting like cucumbers 🥒 (preferably not chopped) , bananas 🍌 (preferably not peeled like this) , papayas (no emojis for this one) , squash (or this one, (oh my gourd) aren’t sexual.
I mean have you never seen a plum and it look like a tasty bum? Hell a peach 🍑 got them cheeks.
We all know the universal sign of eggplant. 🍆
I personally don’t care about talking about making a fruit bowl while getting intimate with my partner, it’s more attractive and spicy to just say the body parts.
But damn, I never got turned on by someone saying put your sausage in my roast beef. 🤢🤮
Also mods I don’t think this post breaks any rules but if it does I’ll make like a banana and split (just not peeled)