What do you do with fake IDs found during an inventory of belongings?

Assume they are clearly fake because you also have their real ID/DL, and they are made of flimsy plastic.

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u/DashMcGee — 10 days ago

I start my psychiatric nurse practitioner clinical experiences today. It is online telepsych care, and I will have two webcams on - one for patient meetings and one for the instructors and classmates. So: Should I wear pants?

(Assume that I own pants. It may or may not be true, but let's roll with it for this discussion.)

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u/DashMcGee — 1 month ago

Since we learn more and more about astrophysics every day, do you foresee a time when a master's or PhD program gets extended by a year or two simply because there is too much to learn?

This is a current discussion in medical circles. There are so many new diseases and treatments that the original four-year model may not be adequate.

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u/DashMcGee — 1 month ago
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Does anyone have experience precepting students virtually? Can you comment on how it works out and whether it is a good experience for both parties?

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u/DashMcGee — 2 months ago

What to do with my mom's ashes? She didn't want me to get them, but the funeral home sent them anyway. She loved daffodils, and I planted 100 of them in my garden, but it is right at the front steps, and it will be weird for me to walk by them every day.

She also loved cats, and I thought about using them as cat litter, but that seems a bit profane, especially because her cat has since passed, and only my cats remain. They didn't know her.

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u/DashMcGee — 2 months ago
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Will it help land a preceptorship if I make it clear I will not be competing? I plan to work at a free clinic, in a jail, or in inpatient care. PS nearest offer is 95 miles away and $5000 per semester

I am prepared to pay up to $2000 per semester for something close, but a total of $10,000 is just ridiculous, especially since I will have to stay in a hotel 1-2 nights per week. I am thinking that local preceptors might be more accepting if they know I will not be competing. If I do inpatient, I can even refer people to them.

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u/DashMcGee — 2 months ago

Should I send a jerk $20? I was mad at him and stole his pencil sharpener in 2nd grade. I have felt guilty for 53 years. I found his address and want to send him $20 and an explanation, but I don't want to kindle a relationship. Other than not giving my contact info, what should I do?

PS He erased my correct answers on a test when we passed our tests to have another student grade them. He did this out of spite and jealousy, or maybe because he was possessed by a mildly evil demon.

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u/DashMcGee — 2 months ago

I plan on winning the Megamillions tonight. They make you pose for a picture when you claim the jackpot, but you can dress however you want and/or wear a mask. What do you suggest I wear to the ceremony?

They give you a giant cardboard check. You need to deposit it at a giant cardboard bank. That's how they get you.

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u/DashMcGee — 2 months ago
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Don't give up on lost causes - I adopted an unadoptable cat four years ago, and today she let me pet her and purred. For the first time in four years.

She had been in a 2x3 cage in the shelter for two years because she was unfriendly. Not mean or spicy, just not at all into people. The shelter has hundreds of cages, so she was not chosen. She lived in a walk-in closet (by choice) for the first few years, venturing out at night. (I got a motion-sensing trail camera to make sure.) After a while, she moved around the house when I was home, and in the past few months she would lie on the floor near me when I watched TV. Today she mewed at me when I went into the spare room where she was lying on the bed. Long story short, she did not run away, I slowly approached her, and she let me pet her. She started purring. When I stopped after a few minutes she gave me the look - the one that says, "I did not tell you to stop, you foolish human servant."

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u/DashMcGee — 3 months ago

Is there a rough, general percentage number for the savings from tax-loss harvesting? Assume my money is in a Schwab Intelligent Portfolio that automatically rebalances. 1%? More?

I have to decide between giving my brokerage account money to a guy at Merrill Lynch (ML) to manage for me vs. a Schwab Intelligent Portfolio. The Schwab thing automatically rebalances things, and you can opt in for tax-loss harvesting. (I had this at Fidelity, but am leaving Fidelity based on a negative interaction with my account rep.) ML does not offer tax-loss harvesting. I have to pay ML 0.9% of my account to manage the money, and will lose a certain amount to tax-loss harvesting.

You are tempted to ask, "Why deal with ML at all?" The answer is that I have some cognitive issues and I like the idea of having a person to talk to in case I get a little confused. I am still able to think clearly enough to assess my risk tolerance and income needs for living expenses and retirement. ML and Schwab both use technology and analysts to create portfolios based on your answers to computerized questions, so the cash/bond/equity mix is virtually identical. I am fine paying the guy 0.9% to have a trusted resource, but if not having tax-loss harvesting adds a substantial percentage to what I might lose, it might not be worth using ML when I can use Schwab.

So, any ideas on a percentage? TIA.

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u/DashMcGee — 3 months ago

.45 ACP pistol caliber carbine: which would you choose and why?

Ruger LC Carbine

Just Right carbine

Smith & Wesson M&P (folds in half)

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u/DashMcGee — 3 months ago

Should I tell a gloriously happy old man that he is being catfished? If so, how?

A 75-year-old neighbor/friend was gloriously happy when I saw him yesterday. He told me he is "seeing" a woman he met by accident - she called his number, asked about a gold game, realized it was a wrong number, but they got to chatting and... "age is just a number, you seem really sweet..." He showed me her picture: it is a pic of possibly the prettiest girl I have ever seen in my life. (Seriously.) The woman purports to be 33, but the pic is of a 22-ish-year-old. I have had two similar catfishes; both were texts from a "wrong number." I figured out the first one by the second day, so when the second one came in, I played it for all it was worth. (I kept asking if we could go on a trip together - to Nigeria.)

Anyway, the old man is so happy. Should I tell him the truth and break his heart, or let this play out so I can keep all of Reddit amused with my posts about how this is breaking him as a man? Please give the worst advice you can.

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u/DashMcGee — 3 months ago

Is there a term for a word that has a singular form, but the singular form can reflect both singular and plural? The word is "kibble." "Kibble" is singular; "kibbles" is plural, but "kibble" can also be plural.

Bonus points if you tell me whether or not I should have put quotation marks around "kibble." OMG I just did it again. I would have italicized it, but that is not an option in the title.

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u/DashMcGee — 3 months ago

Failures to feed in a Tisas 1911 with Mec-Gar mags. Mag issue or Tisas issue?

I bought a used Tisas 1911 Carry model. I like used guns because they are typically broken in. This gun seems to be in great shape. If I had to guess, I would say it has only had a few hundred rounds through it. I took it to the range for the first time today. I had four failures to feed using Blazer Brass .45 round-nose range ammo that I got at the range.

Mec Gar mags come with the gun. I only took one mag to the range, so I cannot tell if one works better than the other, but both seem to be in great shape. They look identical under magnification, and the feed lips appear intact, with no damage, bends, or warps.

What do you think... is this a break-in issue?

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u/DashMcGee — 3 months ago

Two questions about the expanding universe. 1. Since the rate at which the universe is expanding is increasing, will it continue to increase infinitely, or is there a theoretical cap on how fast it can expand? 2. Is the rate increase linear, logarithmic, or something else?

Thanks in advance. I admire all of you for knowing this stuff and for being able and willing to explain it. :-)

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u/DashMcGee — 3 months ago

Should a person who uses an AR for home protection get a duty-grade gun, or can he get by with a well-made one?

I learned via another post this morning that there is such a thing as a duty-grade gun, so I looked it up. I read that duty-grade guns are designed to work more or less flawlessly, which I can see is critical for police and military.

I have a PSA AR that IMHO is well-made, but I am no expert on such things. Should I get a duty-grade gun just to be on the safe side?

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u/DashMcGee — 3 months ago
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How are people selected for/eligible for Tier 1 training if they have never been in combat?

I have heard that invitation or eligibility to try out for tier 1 selection is based in part on combat experience. Fortunately, we have not been in a "regular war" since leaving Afghanistan in 2021. Young people have been joining the military since then. Some will become Rangers, presumably based on intellectual, mental, emotional, and physical strength as demonstrated in training and exercises. If they do not see regular combat, and I hope they never have to, how will they be selected/eligible for tier 1? TIA.

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u/DashMcGee — 3 months ago