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Wasp grill invasion

Some wasps have apparently been nesting in our grill. The grill is in the middle of the backyard and has some obstacles around it (few feet away) but is still fairly easy to access.

I see them going in there fairly often, but I haven't been crazy enough to pop the cover open to FAFO.

There isn't enough of them to make me that worried about walking over and just turning on the grill. But I can also see how that could go wrong, depending on their reaction time.

Another option would be covering them up in there and just hoping they eventually overheat under the sunlight or just run out of energy.

I've also setup external traps last year, before they chose this new spot. Those seemed fairly effective overall, but they did seem to take a long time to do their thing.

Not really leaning towards calling a service, but could be talked into it.

Other options?

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u/Positive_Courage_309 — 3 hours ago
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Paper wasps swarmed my barely a year old baby. Fuck wasps and everyone who says they are peaceful

I have a baby 14 months old. He is just walking this month. Can't hurt anything. He was on my parents porch on the 4th and they HAD gone around and checked for bees the day before because they knew he was coming over. Dad said he kicked every chair and looked under all the eaves and they sit out there every day anyway.

Anyway somehow they either missed one or the wasps built it overnight. Because my son was running laps around their enclosed porch happily practicing walking. I was sitting on a swing chair. My son walks past me, and I hear a blood curdling scream

I look to my right and he's beside the swing SURROUNDED in paper wasps that are stinging him. He is so young he didn't even know to run or what was happening. He was just screaming and shaking his limbs

It was genuinely awful and I grabbed him fast as I fucking could and RAN inside and stripped him in case they were in his clothes. I have never moved so fast in my life and that alone saved him from getting even more stings.

I only found 3 actual stings that swelled. There could have been more that didn't visually swell. He couldn't tell me if there were more.

I am livid. These fucking wasps were building a nest under the swing I was sitting on. I sat there for 5+ minutes and they didn't react. My son simply wobbling past the swing made them fully swarm him in SECONDS all at once. I can't get the image of him surrounded in wasps and screaming out of my head..

I will never again show any mercy. Raid and fire. My poor son cried off and on the rest of the day, because wasp stings fucking hurt. I gave him all the meds I could but still he was upset all day, from personal experience I know the meds just take the edge off stings. Even today he's not himself and keeps favoring his arms where the stings are.

Anyway fuck wasps. Please if you see any of them, kill a few for me. They can and do swarm literal babies.

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Starting fluid + lighter

My personal favorite method for removing wasp nests: starting fluid + lighter. Hear me out, this has a number of advantages compared to regular wasp spray or the stupid gasoline trend. Firstly it’s very economical. A can of starting fluid is under $4 from Walmart and it lasts a lot longer than wasp spray, and you can use it for other stuff unlike wasp spray. Second: effectiveness- wasps are sensitive to sudden temperature change and die instantly, unlike sprays which can take a bit to suffocate them, and it’s a large area meaning it takes out the whole nest and any wasps flying next to it, unlike a thin stream of wasp spray. Third: safety & cleanliness- starting fluid actually burns at a fairly lower temperature compared to many other combustible fluids, only around 350 degrees if I remember right, and it evaporates quickly and leaves no residue or scorch marks unlike other fluids like carburetor cleaner, meaning it’s safe and clean to use on most surfaces including bricks, concrete, glass, wood fences, wood paneling, painted surfaces, plastic decorations, etc. I only avoid using it if there’s a bunch of dry grass or leaves nearby, or if it’s really high up, then I use spray or soapy water in a little pressure sprayer. Has anyone else tried this before? I also have a story of taking out some wasp nests at a zoo in Texas when I used to work overnight security there if anyone is interested.

u/Timely-Yak-5155 — 2 days ago
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Little fucker is invaisive and flew into my house.

I'm not one to hate on wasps. I love them. But this little CUNT is invaisive and flew in my home. Pinned his ass

u/Puro_The_goo — 3 days ago

Today I was washing dishes and looking out my kitchen window when I saw a Yellowjacket!

It was buzzing around the other side of the window and I was shitting bricks they had made a nest on my house. It was buzzing around in front of me on the other side of the window so I 🖕🏻🖕🏻 at it and yelled “fuck off, you stupid cunt!” Off the cunt fucked. I hate Yellowjackets!

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u/ImaBtch666 — 2 days ago

How do I kill this little bastard

I want to get rid of that mound he's sitting on too

I was thinking about getting raid spray and blasting that bitch but I don't know.

Any ideas? This is in my bedroom on the curtain rod

u/passionducky — 3 days ago

Umm wasp nest. ??

What kind of hornet lost Nest to my dealing with how screwed am I and I should I use fire or other method to get rid of it help I'm scared

u/Own-Song2859 — 3 days ago
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Can we agree this one is cool?

The Megarhyssa macrurus, commonly known as the long-tailed giant ichneumon wasp, is a harmless parasitic insect native to North America. Despite its intimidating, prehistoric appearance, this striking insect lacks a functional venomous stinger and poses no threat to humans or pets. Its most defining characteristic is its immense size, with a brightly patterned yellow and reddish-brown body that can grow up to two inches long.

The wasp is famous for the female's extraordinarily long, thread-like tail, which is actually a specialized egg-laying organ called an ovipositor. This structure can extend over three inches in length, more than doubling the insect's total size. While it looks like three separate stingers, it consists of one central egg-laying tube encased by two flexible protective sheaths that peel away during use. Males are notably smaller than females and completely lack this tail appendage.

This specialized anatomy is critical to the wasp's predatory lifecycle, which targets the larvae of the pigeon horntail wasp buried deep inside wood. The female crawls along dead or dying hardwood trees, using her antennae to feel for the subtle vibrations of a horntail grub tunneling inside. Once she pinpoints a target, she uses her zinc-hardened ovipositor to drill several inches directly through the solid timber, paralyzing the host grub and depositing a single egg next to it.

Once the egg hatches, the newborn Megarhyssa larva slowly consumes the horntail host alive before pupating inside the tree and emerging as an adult the following summer. This intricate process makes them highly beneficial to forest ecosystems, acting as a natural population control for wood-boring pests. Because they only target insects residing within dead or decaying wood, they cause zero damage to healthy, living trees.

u/leifcollectsbugs — 4 days ago

Anyone know any viruses/diseases/natural predators for red wasps?

I hate red wasps with a burning passion. No matter where I go or how much I spray or what I do they find me. I'm looking for a more permanent solution. Basically I want them completely eradicated in a 50 mile radius of where I live, and I was wondering if anyone in this sub has any ideas. I don't know the strict legality but I imagine cultivating a population of natural predators would be less sketch than growing viruses/fungi but honestly I'm open to anything at this point. Let me know what yall think, or if anyone here has worked on a similar project. Thank you.

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u/jefe_daboss — 2 days ago

I need a ruling

A mud dauber and cuckoo wasp were on my window, naturally I killed them immediately. I had to look up the Cuckoo Wasp and it turns out they lay eggs in other wasp's nests.

Here's what I need a ruling on:

Enemy of my enemy is my friend. Did I kill a friend?

Keep in mind I am not the guy that posts pro-wasp propaganda... waspaganda... Kill them with fire (knifes in the house) is my go to for wasps.

u/ShibaInuDoggo — 3 days ago
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Ouch, I think I may be allergic?

Cleaning out the old cabin for a stag, and guess who crashes the party! Got me twice in the arm, and once in the ankle. So I killed their entire family...

u/hunterstevebearman — 4 days ago

Aftermath of a velvet ant

Due to having a very curious dog outside that would usually try to mess with these things, I usually eliminate them outside if I see them. Very painful sting and they hiss.

u/Xonerboner371 — 3 days ago
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What do you think about wasps?

Wasps are crucial for ecosystems by controlling pest insect populations (caterpillars, aphids), acting as pollinators for many plants (especially figs), serving as food for other animals (birds, spiders), aiding decomposition by carrying dead insects, aerating soil through nesting, spreading beneficial microbes, and even holding economic value in agriculture and medicine, making them vital for environmental balance, not just nuisances.

10 ways wasps help the environment:

  1. Natural Pest Control: They hunt and feed on crop-damaging pests like aphids, caterpillars, and flies, keeping their numbers down.

  2. Pollination: As they seek nectar, they transfer pollen, assisting in plant reproduction, especially for figs and orchids.

  3. Food Source: Wasps and their larvae provide essential protein for birds, spiders, reptiles, and other predators, supporting higher food webs.

  4. Decomposition: They scavenge dead insects and organic matter, helping to recycle nutrients back into the soil.

  5. Soil Aeration: Digging nesting burrows helps mix and aerate soil, improving drainage and root growth.

  6. Microbe Dispersal: Moving between flowers and decaying matter helps spread beneficial microbes, promoting plant health.

  7. Promote Biodiversity: With thousands of species filling various ecological roles, wasps contribute to overall ecosystem richness.

  8. Support Agriculture: Their pest control services reduce the need for chemical pesticides, saving farmers billions and protecting crops.

  9. Biological Control Agents: Parasitic wasps lay eggs inside other insects, controlling pest populations naturally.

  10. Nutritional Role (in some cultures): In some parts of the world, wasps (and their larvae) are a traditional food source for humans.

These are only a few reasons to love them. Get to know some of the families in the video and I bet I could make you a fan!

u/leifcollectsbugs — 7 days ago

Help! Trying to kill a wasp nest in my mailbox

There is a small nest packed full of a LOT of wasps in my mailbox. Idk what kind they are. But my mailbox has an opening on the front which is usually where you can look in and see them, but it’s really small. Better bet to close the mailbox and spray through the opening in the front so they don’t escape, or spray through the top while it’s open and just hope they don’t fly out the front?

This is right outside my front door and these fuckers sting me so much. It fucking sucks. Would like to minimize stings if possible lol

u/fuckedupfeet748387 — 7 days ago