r/fuckwasps

Train your kids

After the French guillotine, it started rapping

This hornet stung a kid at a public swimming pool. Kid is now at the ER getting treated.

Saw it randomly on floor crawling and i took my chance and smashed it. It took quite a bunch of times till it stopped moving.

Yesterday I was disc golfing in the woods when I started feeling pains around my ankles. After hearing compaints of 'bees' and the pain getting stronger, I look down at my left and see a yellowjacket latched onto my sock.

This senseless act of aggression cannot go without retaliation, the parks department was notified and a full response will be in order.

I am pretty sure this is my first wasp sting, so I had to find out the hard way whether I was allergic or not. I'm usually okay around paper wasps since they're less likely to attack you, but I always had an irrational fear of yellowjackets. That fear is for good reason, as I found out the potency of their wrath.