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Why slutshame an entire continent and claim that the G@y penguins were African🤔😂

Just seen this post and it got me thinking; if you were to get to know ur wifes past you will loose ur marriage! Ladies tend to do alot for survival and fame unlike we brothers! The day you will decide to take your wife out to Quiver and then the bouncer stops her that "huyu hafai kuingia!" Coz of being a mchele lady hapo ndo utajua wewe si mkulima!

PS: hii si ya Gender wars and hence our purple crew cool down. The post is all about how Mr Rap himself is feeling about such a picture. It has nothing to do on the subjects in the picture and who and who is taking advantage of who.

Majamaa! Tatafute pesa! Pesa itakufanya ule bata!
WaNaija hapa mmekuja sana! 😤

Wen you are politely broke is wen you become so disciplined, mature and a philosopher! Mambo ya wasichana unaona ni kama story za jabba! ...unabaki unakuwa mpenzi mtazamaji!

Kuna mtu kanishow ati ukipata kama huyu ndo wife material! First impression; usually kind and sweet!

I've noticed that starting from Millennials, our Kenyan sisters don't want marriages, those who are married are failing at alarming rates, among them and Gen Z being a baby mama has been normalized, then having Oreo babies with white men became sanitized and embraced, right now snagging Nigerian men and older men has become a norm with a cult following, and now Gen Z have decided to be lesbians and gender fluid! Our sisters are high-octane machines and they are just too much for our brothers!

Nini husumbua Mosiria saa zingine! 🤔 Jamaa ameita Airtel "Tundu la Takataka!"....ati "amlambe tundu la takataka! 😂 Thats diabolical mate! 😂
Blunder ya huyu "Fake Black American" alifanya ni kumlazimisha huyo dada kulamba Tindu la takataka! Kenya being a purple-affirmative state atafungwa huko shimo la tewa!
It got me thinking, Ladies; kati ya kupeana airtel na msee adai umlambe shimo la takataka, ni gani afadhali🤔

"Thick thighs save lives!" Thats wat was said!

Kunaendaje hapa 😳
Yaani huyu jamaa hawezi convince kinyofozi aingie kwa hiyo movement ya breadbased 🤗😂

Lets settle this battke of Millenials; GRX120 vs Forester SG
What will you choose and suggest reasons and ur current acceptable price

It happened at my place once wen we booked a capacity development seminar for one week organised by an NGO called UHAI only to find out it was for the Ngeis! Let me tell you Maina, it was very awkward! They were holding hands and kissing in public! They talk loudly like they are in a soap opera! They go into heterosexual toilets...it was very awkward i tell you! Our place of work is a serious place; CBK...it was very awkward for everyone!

Huyu akija hapa Nairobi ni Game over 🤗😂

It is Friday na it is another day to go against all religious decree ya kutokula poko; ur homeboy ameamua kama mbaya ni mbaya acha niingie CBD nikule poko! Kuna wasee wanasema itis sweet, majority wanasema it is a filthy thing! All in all I need to sample a poko! Been told kuna risk of getting arrested by Kanjos and hence to go uptown for premium slices, others say there is nothing premium abt eating poko! I've been told to look for not fatty ones, and I have also been told to eat while standing and not to take a takeaway!

Achana na akina Mama wenye hawana doo kijana!
Meanwhile, akina mama wa 28 wenye hawana doo ☝️

Lets talk maize flour our staple food; ive just realised if you source maize from home or buy locally and grind the cost vs if you buy packaged from supermarket shelf the difference is only Kes 20 only per 2kg! Bringing from home factor that cost ya 300 bob for 10kg bag or 30 bob per kg, which begs the question, wats ur favourite brand of maize and wats ur alternative?!
For me:
Best Amaize
Alt Soko
I used to like Hostess lakini for the last 3 years that quality is below Amaize. Soko is the cheapest but it comes close to Amaize by 90%.
Funfact: kuna unga ya ukambani ilikuwa inaitwa Maycorn, ilienda wapi?🤔

Damn! People are really onto something. The sweetness at this level huwa on another level!

Im so in love with melons hadi it is the first thing I notice! If im to snitch I'll snitch coz the police officer passed melons by me!
If you are a lover of melons, tell us wat you like and even ebrufy us with a photo! Wishing you a melonious Tuesday!