This happened

This happened

I was playing as the APLA and then I looked over to the south after getting the notification that Atomwaffen lost. I have never seen this happen before. I didn’t even know unifiers could lose to the AI warlords

u/DovahPriestess — 10 days ago

An American communist banner that needn’t hark back to the liberal Old World, nor be cut from the same cloth as the red and yellow.

I feel as though far too many ”communist” versions of the American flag are either overly complicated, overly tied to the current flag, or overly dominated by the visage of the Soviet Union. I have created this flag, simply as it may be, as my own concept of an American communist banner. I am sorry for somewhat poor quality on the top part of the bison.

u/DovahPriestess — 13 days ago

I cannot for the life of me figure out if this is an actual bigender flag or what the origin is

Also does anyone have an image of the flag that isn’t a literal image of a flag

u/DovahPriestess — 21 days ago

Why is this happening and how do I stop it from happening

This keeps happening when I boot up the game and keeps going through the menu into the game itself and I can’t figure out why.

u/DovahPriestess — 27 days ago
▲ 242 r/TrueSTL

The Nordic Totems

At the top is our Thur, Alduin, for his dominion is over all realms. The rest are in order of the dead gods and the living gods, listed in order of strength.

Present are Shor, Tsun, Kyne, Mara, Dibella, Stuhn, Jhunal, and Orkey.

Praise be to Alduin

u/DovahPriestess — 1 month ago

Thank Alduin it’s THURdas

Get it? THURdas? Because he’s our almighty THUR? GET IT? DO YOU GET IT‽

u/DovahPriestess — 1 month ago

Vasha is the Headless Horseman

Ragnar the Red was never explicitly said to be a nord Vasha is orange Red foxes are orange so clearly red can mean orange ad they’re basically the same anyway so Ragnar rode from rorikstead to whiterun and The HH follows the path along the rorikstead whiterun road to hamvir’s rest which means he is hamvire and since he’s also ragnar htat mean hambir is ragnar And vasha brags about his gold and killing and so did ragnar before he was beheaded and who’s beheaded that’s right HH. And what’s covering Vasha? that’s right, it covers his head.

u/DovahPriestess — 2 months ago

Hot new installation in the HEXAD CHRONICLES CODA

For people who have been keeping up with the series, this will provide… nothing of value, but hey, it’s content.

Numidiliberty Prime awaiting its destruction

PART 6: INFINITY WAR

Following the destruction of Nirn at the hands of the Numidium (who later fused with Liberty Prime), the Numidium had killed Akatosh. The death of akatosh at the hands of Numidium caused the MOAB (mother of all breaks). This means that the dreams of the flower baby and Ald-Anu began to bleed together. This merging lead to the Infinity War and merged Numidium and Liberty Prime into Numidiliberty Prime. 

The Infinity War was a conflict fought between Ald-Anu’s dream and the Offspring of Vehk’s dream, in which an infinite number of people in an infinite number of timelines died, but general casualty counts are placed at 32 trillion. It ended with the destruction of Liberty Prime by Caesar’s Legion at the Battle of the White-Gold, which also simultaneously occurred in Red Mountain, the Direnni Tower, High Hrothgar, the Empire State Building, the Burj Khalifa, the big-ass tower in Tokyo, the weird tower in canada, Masser, Secunda, Mercury, and the Moon. 

It began both before the HEXAD CHRONICLES and after the HEXAD CHRONICLES. As such, it is also referred to as the Dual-War or the Alpha-Omega War. 

It is also rumored to have ended with the usage of the Garginator.

PART 7: I AM THE HORKER

The Stomper, The King, and The Soldier marched on through the jungles, the dense greenery unlike the ashen lands of Brazilia, thus was defied the nature of Earth. The Soldier brought them to the Clockwork city, a monument to hubris, a land imperfect despite all attempts. The Soldier took upon his divine form and demanded to see their enemy. The Stomper witnessed it fall from the sky and shatter the ground, and it declared:

“You fools. You have come to your death. Do you not understand what I am? Do you not understand what I can do. Because what I am… what I am is… heh. Well, there’s no need in hiding it anymore: I am he

As you are he

As you are me

And we are all together

See how they go like deer from a bow

See how they fly

I'm crying

Sitting on a wood boat

Waiting for the cart to come

East Empire Cuirass, stupid bloody Tirdas

Man you've been a naughty boy

You let your face turn ash

I am the ash yam

They are the ash yams 

I am the horker

Goo goo g'jiub

Vivec City Ordinator sitting

Pretty little Ordinators in a row

See how they fly like racers in the sky

See how they run

I'm crying

I'm crying

I'm crying

I'm crying

Purple bottle skooma

Dripping from a dead guar's eye

Crabalocker fishwife, Tribunalist priestess

Boy you’ve been a naughty girl

You let your farmtools leave

I am the ash yam

They are the ash yams

I am the horker

Goo goo g'jiub

Sitting in a Breton garden

Waiting for the sun

If the sun don't come you get a tan

From standing in the Breton rain

I am the ash yam (Now good sir, what are you?)

They are the ash yams, (A poor man, made tame to fortune's blows)

I am the horker

Goo goo g’jiub

Goo goo goo g’jiub

Expert, texpert choking smokers

Don't you think Azura laughs at you?

(Ho ho ho, hee hee hee, hah hah hah)

See how they smile like Guars in a sty

See how they snide

I'm crying

Lava foot and saltrice

Climbing a Telvanni tower

Elementary Bosmer singing

The ALMSIVI

Man, you should have seen them kicking Voryn Dagoth Ur

I am the ash yam

They are the ash yams 

I am the horker

Goo goo g'jiub

Goo goo g'jiub Goo goo g'jiub

Goo goo a'jiub g'goo goo g'jiub, g'goo

Jiub! Jiub! Jiub!

Jiub! Jiub! Jiub!

Jiub! Jiub! Jiub! Jiub! Jiub!

Jiub! Jiub! Jiub!

Jiub! Jiub! Jiub!

Umpa, umpa, stick it up your jumper

Everybody's got one, everybody's got one

"Vivec, take my purse

If ever thou wilt thrive, bury my body

And give the lessons which thou findst about me

To Cosades of Balmora: seek him out upon the Dunmer Party

Oh, untimely foul, death"

"I know thee well, a serviceable Vivec

As duteous to the cices of thy Mistress

As badness would desire"

"What, is he dead?"

"Sit you down, Dagoth; rest you"”

Nerevar was the only one still conscious to face the Horker. 

Nerevar rose up,

‘Twas fully fucking erect,

And called the deep elves. 

Thus, Dumac appeared,

And granted to Nerevar,

A fine sword, Trueflame.

And trueflame arose,

Clutched near Nerevar’s two legs,

Pierced the Horker’s mouth.

His face, stuffed with sword,

Fire seeping down his throat,

The Horker swallowed.

Nerevar pulled out,

And stood above the Horker, 

No more could he sing.

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u/DovahPriestess — 2 months ago

Sino-American Socialist Order

This is a flag I created to represent a state born from a socialist USA that has absorbed the PRC and gradually adopted a more Chinese-oriented identity. The Phoenix is essentially the crossroads between Chinese traditional symbolism and the American eagle.

u/DovahPriestess — 2 months ago
▲ 33 r/TrueSTL

Thank Alduin it’s Morndas

On this wondrous day on Nirn, towards the end of Midyear, what the Dunmer call the “Season of Vivec,” we celebrate the true god: Alduin, and we thank him for yet another day to spread the good word.

u/DovahPriestess — 2 months ago
▲ 13 r/TrueSTL

Alduin worship flag

For decorating altars and temples to our Thur. The Dovahzul isn’t the best, since I ended up using a translator that doesn’t have ”(vowel)h” as its own symbol. I’ll make a better version at some point.

u/DovahPriestess — 2 months ago

American Jacobin Flag

I have designed this flag as an alternative to the CPUSA flag, designed to represent a more radical subset of American communism. Essentially a rejection of reform in favor of effective action. If you wish to use it for that, you may. I don’t believe in copyright.

u/DovahPriestess — 2 months ago

Rate my Egypt

I tried to focus on a realistic empire built around core river areas, trade chokepoints, and defensible positions. The cold north protects it from Russian invasions, the various rivers provide defensive lines against Russian invasions, the Ural Mountains protect it from Russian invasions, and it is poised to seize control of the area up to the Urals and possibly even Saint Petersburg.

u/DovahPriestess — 2 months ago
▲ 546 r/TrueSTL

The Prophet-Most-Simian be like

i’ve actually run out of ideas. I’m genuinely burned out and I’m worried that my post quality is deteriorating.

u/DovahPriestess — 2 months ago
▲ 15 r/TrueSTL

Elder from Kitten Scrolls III: SSS (Stomper Sotha Sil) The hit Morrowind game: Niperwolf

THE ELDER SCROLLS: HEXAD CHRONICLES CODA

PART 4: The Prophecy

“Yeah the pyramid is actually a barrow where we keep the redguard dovah priests. they're gonna wake up in 2034. keep this in mind and don't tell the egyptian government, it'll ruin the surprise. And I mean ‘pyramid’ singular. they're actually all the same structure. it is a gateway from Nirn to Earth and soon Alduin will come to devour the world.” - Dovah Priestess Kulsahvot 

On April 2nd, 2034, a loud boom was heard from Egypt. The Pyramids had begun to lift off the ground, rockets propelling them upwards. As they went up they brough with them a massive floating fortress which had previously been buried beneath them. As they reached a point of about 5 kilometers off the ground, hundreds of doors across the fortress began to open, and Dovahhe flew out by the thousands. The Elder Scrolls VI, despite having been officially announced as releasing just one day ago, is delayed by another 5 years, as Todd Howard immediately begins playing chess to cope with the situation. President Abdel Fattah el-Sisi dies instantly. 

God-Emperor Ratopombo sensed this disturbance in the force, and called upon his greatest advisors—Nerevar and Dagoth Ur—to inform him of the situation. They explained the situation frantically, desperately trying to assure him that they knew exactly what to do.

“ENOUGH!” He shouted, drawing up a priceless artwork rendition of Azura’s feet pics before immediately kicking it down the comically long stairs leading to his golden throne. After 10 minutes of waiting for the artwork to stop bouncing and hit the ground at the bottom of the stairs (it did not do this for another hour), he sighed and said “We must take immediate action. Brazilia must be prepared to defend itself against any possible invasion.” Nerevar nodded sagely. Dagoth Ur nodded sagely. His 300 servants nodded sagely.

“And, I never thought I’d say this, prepare the Garginator.”

There was an immediate sense of shock throughout the room. Nerevar threw up. Dagoth Ur froze. The servants died instantly. 

The vomit from Nerevar touched 1cm of God-Emperor Ratopombo’s fine robes of fabric made from pure-gold. In an instant, the God-Emperor kicked Nerevar down the stairs and shouted “DO NOT RETURN UNTIL THE CRISIS IS DEALTH WITH!” Dagoth Ur fainted and also fell down the stairs. The meeting was over. Another servant, who had arrived to replace the previous servants who had died instantly, died instantly.

u/DovahPriestess — 2 months ago