u/Dre_Dede

Psa: While alluring, please exhibit caution when masturbating in a septic tank. Since septic tanks are usually confined spaces, only properly trained persons should open and enter a septic tank to perform self-pleasure. Septic tanks can be full of methane gas, which when exposed to in high levels can displace oxygen in your lungs and cause asphyxiation. Methane is also flammable. Additionally, keep your face clear when opening a septic tank. Finally, please make sure you have someone on standby while masturbating in a septic tank with the required ppe on hand so that if asphyxiation does occur your body can be safely retrieved for resuscitation.

Before masturbating in a septic tank, make sure you've reviewed a comprehensive list of the dangers of septic tanks and masturbate responsibly.