Smoked weed. Forgot Daylight. RIP bestie.

I was going to rescue you

But then I got high

Was gonna stake that vampire too

But then I got hiiiggghhh

Now his spell went off and I know why

HEY

Because I got high, because I got high, because I got hiiiggghhh

La di da da da

u/DripPirateRoberts — 3 months ago

Roofers left tons of fucking bails behind at my mom's. Now they're telling her this isn't a nail and is random road debris. Partner pulled it out and it's a nail. 9 day old tires.

u/DripPirateRoberts — 4 months ago
▲ 17 r/spiders

Saw a little friend. They were so fast I barely got an OK pic. The blue mustache is my everything now.

u/DripPirateRoberts — 5 months ago