Piyush Goyal says,”Don’t get into all these datas, they are just numbers!”

Piyush Goyal says,”Don’t get into all these datas, they are just numbers!”

So I read this TOI article about India’s net FDI crashing from around 28 billion dollars to just about 1 billion in two years.

And honestly, that number is shocking.

Net FDI is not just money coming in. It is what stays after money goes out. And now almost nothing is staying compared to before.

During Manmohan Singh’s time (2009–2014), net FDI was not perfect, but it was steady. It was roughly around 11 to 22 billion dollars every year. At least it was stable.

Now the picture looks very different. Money is still coming into India, but a lot is also going out. Companies are taking profits back, exiting investments, and Indian firms are also investing more abroad. So the final number has dropped hard.

From 28 billion to 1 billion in two years is not a small fall. That is a collapse.

But sure, we are told everything is booming. So I guess this is just “record growth” in a new definition.

u/DunderMifflinReal — 4 hours ago

The reactions on this post say everything about what netizens really think of “Safe Hands Strong Nation”. I bet everyone reacting with Haha are anti-nationals, Pakistanis funded by Sororos!

u/DunderMifflinReal — 5 hours ago

Kyunki CHOWKIDAR hee CHOR hei 😉

₹10,000 Crore spent and almost no prime-time outrage. That is exactly why many people call it “Godi Media.”

What a scam!

The CAG’s audit of the PM Skill Development Scheme (PMKVY) flagged serious irregularities:

➡️ Over ₹10,000 crore spent in 7 years

➡️ 94.5% beneficiary bank account records were invalid, missing, or suspicious

➡️ Massive duplication and irregularities in mobile numbers and email IDs

➡️ Large numbers of trainee records could not be properly verified

➡️ Training records and outcomes showed major discrepancies

➡️ Around 61 lakh candidates did not complete training

➡️ Cases where the same inspector was shown physically verifying centres across multiple states on the same day

➡️ Instances of unrealistic trainer deployment, including thousands of trainers linked to a tiny number of centres

➡️ Closed or non-functional centres continuing to appear in official records

These findings were not made by the opposition. They were flagged by the CAG, India’s constitutional audit authority.

If such findings had emerged under a non-BJP government, television studios would have run debates for weeks. Instead, there has been remarkably little public scrutiny.

The bigger question is simple: who is accountable for these irregularities, where did the money go, and why has there been no serious action against those responsible?

In today’s India, corruption doesn’t always need to be hidden. Sometimes it is protected by silence.

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u/DunderMifflinReal — 5 hours ago

Screenshot from a reel. The cop was simply doing his duty managing traffic, but the moment the CM’s convoy passed by, he paused for a second and saluted. Why, though? Isn’t it time we stop expecting cops to salute politicians or higher ups? Right?

u/DunderMifflinReal — 21 hours ago

Why does Sanghis think massive infrastructure spending in Ayodhya will actually lead to the upliftment of local people, when one of world’s biggest Hindu pilgrimage cities, Varanasi, still has one of the lowest per capita incomes in the country despite being a major tourist and religious hub?

Whenever I question government infrastructure spending in cities like Ayodhya, people justify it by saying it will drive revenue growth and improve living standards. But looking at Varanasi, a major pilgrimage hub and one of the most visited cities in the world, the average income is still only around ₹1.15 lakh per year, which would place it among the lower-income districts if compared with districts in South India. So when projects worth ₹30,000 crore are sanctioned and another ₹80,000 crore is planned over the next decade, one shud b absolutely brainless if they believe this scale of spending actually translates into meaningful economic uplift for local residents.

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u/DunderMifflinReal — 2 days ago

Why do you think massive infrastructure spending in Ayodhya will actually lead to the upliftment of local people, when one of world’s biggest Hindu pilgrimage cities, Varanasi, still has one of the lowest per capita incomes in the country despite being a major tourist and religious hub?

Whenever I question government infrastructure spending in cities like Ayodhya, people justify it by saying it will drive revenue growth and improve living standards. But looking at Varanasi, a major pilgrimage hub and one of the most visited cities in the world, the average income is still only around ₹1.15 lakh per year, which would place it among the lower-income districts if compared with districts in South India. So when projects worth ₹30,000 crore are sanctioned and another ₹80,000 crore is planned over the next decade, one shud b absolutely brainless if they believe this scale of spending actually translates into meaningful economic uplift for local residents.

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u/DunderMifflinReal — 2 days ago

Wouldn’t it make more sense to allow motorcycles above 300cc on Kerala’s new six-lane highways, instead of imposing a blanket ban on all bikes and autorickshaws?

Once Kerala’s six-lane highways are fully operational, there will be restrictions on bikes and autorickshaws. Autorickshaws are fine to exclude since they’re meant for short trips, but a blanket ban on all two-wheelers feels too broad.I believe motorcycles above 300cc should still be allowed, since they’re more stable and better suited for highway speeds than small commuter bikes and scooters.

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u/DunderMifflinReal — 2 days ago

Replacing biryani, an Indo-Muslim meat & rice dish, with veg pulao, another Indo-Muslim dish… I completely agree with them.😎

Finally the Sanghis are doing something right.

In the article it says “priests”. We all know what kind of “priests” they are.

In Haridwar, a bunch of Hindutva wadis went around town actively searching for shops and restaurants selling “Veg Biryani”.

They started sticking “Veg Pulao” stickers wherever they saw “Veg Biryani” written.

And I fully support this movement.

There is nothing called Veg Biryani. It is basically Veg Pulao masquerading as something more exotic than what it actually is.

A donkey is a donkey. You cannot put a lion’s makeup on it and say, “Thel Pala Hai Thel.”

I have nothing against donkeys or Veg Pulao for that matter.

But call a donkey a donkey and a Veg Pulao a Veg Pulao, busss.

I firmly believe that anyone who calls Veg Pulao “Veg Biryani” should be jailed. Just like anyone who calls a donkey “Thel Pala Hai Thel” should be sent to a mental asylum.

That donkey analogy was not aimed at any particular donkey.

Also, these people are so dumb. It is not like Pulao is even “Indian”. 🤣

Most extreme idiots cannot read or do not want to know.

Pulao originated in ancient Persia and Central Asia. The earliest documented recipe for this rice, meat and spice dish was written down by the famous 10th century Persian scholar and physician Avicenna (Ibn Sina).

Thank God they are not demanding a name change too.

Not “Deen Dayal Upadhyaya Vegetable Rice”?

I heard the restaurant owner changed the board from “Veg Biryani” to “Veg Pulao” and ended up earning ₹50,000 that day.The so called revolutionaries probably went home feeling they had personally defeated Aurangzeb. 😭

What I genuinely want to know is, how do people find time for these adventures?

Most of us struggle to finish our responsibilities even with 24 hours in a day.

How is this managed?

What is the revenue model here?

Who is funding this level of free time? 🤣🤣🤣

Also, my demand is that the “Nationalists” should also avoid tomatoes, potatoes, rajma, green chilies, cauliflower, cabbage, carrots, okra, bell peppers, french beans, sweet potatoes, corn, and peanuts since these were introduced to India by the Europeans, mainly the Portuguese and British.

u/DunderMifflinReal — 2 days ago

Dear Gujjus, why are you okay with Ahmedabad?

This question is for Gujjus and this post is about Ahmedabad, a city I have had the chance to visit multiple times and stay in for over a month. I genuinely enjoy watching Shark Tank and, unfortunately, it’s one of those rare shows you can watch with family without awkward scenes, but it’s still very entertaining. I’ve fully watched Season 5 and still keep going back and watching random episodes from earlier seasons here and there.

And I am pretty sure almost 50 percent of the participants on that show are from Ahmedabad. That alone makes me feel like Ahmedabad is a place where people actually get things done. I am not saying this as a political statement, and this has nothing to do with me being anti BJP or pro BJP at all(I absolutely hate them), but I genuinely feel it is one of those cities where execution happens for sure.

Now I am trying to understand why. Is it because corruption is lower or because ease of doing business is higher? My personal impression was that corruption is still there & rampant, but it is very systematic and organised, which ironically makes things smoother in a way, which I am not really in favour of morally, but at least work gets done.

Or is it more about the Gujarati business mindset? And no, I don’t think this is because of the government alone, in fact I would even say the government might have made certain things worse. But there is clearly a strong trading and business instinct in Gujaratis that seems to have existed for centuries. They have been doing business for generations and are found all over the world, where their great grandparents migrated and settled purely for trade and business reasons, and many of those communities are still thriving and dominating local economies.

This is not just USA, UK or Canada. Even in African cities like Nairobi, Mombasa, Dar es Salaam, Johannesburg and more, Gujarati communities are present and quite affluent. Of course these are not always the safest or most developed cities people dream of living in, but Gujaratis are often wealthy enough to build tight knit communities, maintain prosperity, and stay relatively unaffected by the surrounding conditions.

And what is the city that represents them most strongly? Ahmedabad. Because it is the economic and cultural core of Gujarat and Gujarati identity in many ways. It feels like the place where things get done. I even feel Ahmedabad is to India what Chicago is to the USA, with its strong commercial backbone, industrial energy, and a kind of ruthless efficiency when it comes to trade, logistics, and business activity.

Now coming to the main point, Ahmedabad is absolutely filthy. There is no question about that! It is genuinely the dirtiest city I have personally ever visited in India. The level of dirt and pollution is insane. Infrastructure exists and is often new, but it feels poorly planned and chaotic.

Public transport is also one of the worst I have seen. You cannot even compare it with cities like Bangalore or Chennai. There are factories and dump yards literally within city boundaries, constantly releasing smell and toxic smoke all day and night.

And of course it is also a place where things get done, so naturally there are industrial belts and factories running 24/7 around the outskirts, continuously emitting pollution almost nonstop. The summer heat is extreme and unbearable, driving is chaotic and almost impossible, and the driving culture is honestly one of the worst in India.

Footpaths barely exist, and if they do exist they are either occupied by homeless people with carts and belongings, or covered in cow dung. Cattle are everywhere in the city. Cows on roads are common in many Indian cities, but in Ahmedabad it feels like cattle pro max level.

Even worse, cattle are so routinely fed food waste that I have never seen anywhere else. Leftover khakhra and other Gujarati food items, often rotten, are dumped on streets for cows even when trash bins are right next to them or municipal collection vehicles are nearby. The cows don’t even care about the rotten food sometimes, yet it continues anyway.

It almost feels like wealthy people live in completely sealed societies inside large gated compounds, and whatever happens outside those walls does not really affect them. They travel in cars from one gated area to the next mall or office, living in a completely separate reality from the street level city. It is like two different worlds divided by brick walls.

I am not even going into caste or religious segregation in housing societies because this is mainly about cleanliness and city condition.

And honestly, this is like 95 percent of the city. The remaining 5 percent is just a slightly more polished, somewhat posh central area, and that is it. The rest feels like garbage and neglect everywhere.

I am pretty sure if you randomly use street view and zoom into almost any part of Ahmedabad, you will find dirt, clutter, and mess in every lane and corner.

So my question to Gujaratis is how are people okay with this? I know there are rankings where Ahmedabad is called the cleanest city in India, but honestly that feels completely fake and disconnected from reality, or at least heavily misleading.

Or is Ahmedabad basically just a place to get things done, make your money, build your business, and then use that money to travel elsewhere, live elsewhere, or enjoy life in other cities, while returning back and living inside a protected cocooned society that is completely detached from what is happening outside?

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u/DunderMifflinReal — 4 days ago

Gitanjali Fire Station in Malviya Nagar is a 9-minute walk from Flourish Bed and Breakfast, on the same side of the road. Yet the fire brigade took nearly an hour to respond: a delay that, given the distance, is hard to explain and even harder to justify.

u/DunderMifflinReal — 4 days ago

The raja of the fools can do anything and the fools will rejoice!

Till 4th May, from 28th Feb 2026, everything was fine with India and India's economy.

Then all of a sudden, things became dire.

We were given 7 things to do;
Not to use too much fuel.
Not to use too much cooking oil,
Not to use too much foreign exchange for foreign travel.
Work from Home (or Home for Work).
Not to buy Gold.
Not to use fertilizer.
Cut down on imports and use Swadeshi.

And we were given these tasks by Modi who had left for a five nation tour on his 8000 Crore Boeing.

Then came the statement, that if the situation did not improve, everything will end. Nobody dare ask Modi what is 'everything'?

Then came the news that RBI had sold gold to shore up falling value of Indian Rupee.

Then came the news that RBI had basically failed and the rot in rupee would continue.

During the interim phase, press reports started appearing that oil companies are losing 1000 Crore every day.

These reports were a precursor to increase in prices, which started happening as soon as the elections were over and governments installed.

Now, reports have started appearing that 100 Rupees to a US Dollar is just a number.

We are being prepared and softened to accept that soon One US Dollar will be 100 Rupees as that is just a number.

When One US Dollar becomes 100 Rupees, the Andh-Bhakts will start singing the song, it is just a number, forgetting the fact that Modi had called a falling rupee as a personal failure of the PM and falling because of corruption at the center.

Now he is the PM and he is in the center.

Therefore, we are being prepared to accept that 100 is just a number and it is because of international reasons that Rupee is falling and Modi is not corrupt.

If you buy into that argument, I know who you are.....

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u/DunderMifflinReal — 4 days ago

From “organised loot & legalised plunder” to “sapna sapna savannah…great harassment” - what a fall!

When you are doing the right thing, you don't need anybody's validation, because deep in your heart you know that you are doing the right thing.

There were many things that happened wrong during the tenure of Dr. Manmohan Singh but he kept on doing the right thing.

And he did not bother about validation.

He knew that history will be kinder to him when time came.

He did not shy away from calling a spade a spade.

He stood in a banquet in his honor in America and when asked about America's invasion of Iraq, he had the courage to answer that question without a pause and say that according to India, it was a mistake.

Close to the 2014 elections, he said without going into merits of Mr. Modi, Modi becoming Prime Minister of India would be a disaster.

In his seven and half minute speech in Parliament after demonetization, taking not a minute more than his allotted time, he laid bare the ill conceived scheme and called it 'organized loot and legalized plunder' and predicted a 2% drop in GDP (which came true, 2% drop was around 5,00,000 Crores during that year).

It is not for nothing that American President Barack Obama had said that 'When Dr. Manmohan Singh speaks, the world listens."

So, when you are doing the right thing, know in your heart and soul that you are doing the right thing, don't seek validation, for there will be others who don't have the ring side view that you have and whose moral compass is misplaced.

Just Keep Doing It.

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u/DunderMifflinReal — 4 days ago

I have deliberately marked the answer in the picture so that no one wastes any time in searching for the most obvious mistake our country has made 👍🙏🙏

New NFHS-6 data is out:

Absolute incompetence of the BJP has been unmasked by the NFHS-6 data! 1 in 5 children suffer from acute malnutrition. One-third of Indian children are underweight. More than 84% of children aged 6 to 23 months do not receive adequate nutrition. 57% of women between 15 and 49 years are anaemic as per NFHS-5. 1 in 5 women is undernourished!

u/DunderMifflinReal — 5 days ago
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There's a reason the big man has told us 'no more international travel'. World leaders must be complaining to him chupke se. "You come, that's great, sir, but please don't send any more of your people here."😎

u/Concept-Plastic — 6 days ago

Watching a Video About Venezuela’s Economic Collapse, Only to Find the Comments Section Talking About How It’s Still Cleaner Than India!

It’s become a predictable pattern at this point. Whenever a travel vlogger who has visited India uploads a video from a struggling country, the comments section somehow turns into a discussion about India.

https://youtu.be/Ez3rzTM3IgQ?si=Ca8FGt1RMfsmvfRI

I was watching this video about Caracas, Venezuela. This is a country where around 60% of the population lives in poverty, nearly 30% in extreme poverty, inflation has devastated the economy, salaries are painfully low, and even a $10 hotel room may not have basics like running water. The average monthly minimum wage is only a half of what the average Indian earns. Democratically elected President was kidnapped by US, so it has literally a head-less govt!

Then I opened the comments.

The top comments were not about Venezuela’s economy, politics, or humanitarian crisis. They were variations of the same line:

“At least it’s cleaner than India.”

And before anyone starts, these were not Pakistani, Bangladeshi, or Chinese trolls. Most appeared to be ordinary Western viewers.

That is the part many people don’t want to acknowledge. You can keep repeating that India is universally admired, that the world sees us as a rising superpower and Vishwaguru, but online (and offline too) perceptions often tell a very different story. When people compare even a crisis hit country like Venezuela to India, and conclude that Venezuela is cleaner, that says something about India’s international image, whether we like it or not.

Ignoring that reality does not make it disappear.

What makes it even more frustrating is that Indians were taxed separately for cleanliness through the Swachh Bharat cess. Between 2015 and 2019, over ₹20,000 crore was collected under that cess alone, yet audit reports and RTI disclosures have repeatedly raised questions about how much money actually reached the intended funds and how effectively it was used. At one point, the CAG found that roughly ₹4,000 crore collected under the cess had not even been transferred to the designated fund. Even then, how did we spend the remaining 16000cr!

For a campaign that was marketed as a transformational mission, the results often feel underwhelming compared to the promises. If a truly independent and comprehensive audit ever examines every rupee collected, allocated, and spent, Swachh Bharat may end up being remembered less as a cleanliness revolution and more as one of the biggest scams in modern Indian history.

u/DunderMifflinReal — 7 days ago

It’s a common trend that whenever a travel vlogger who has been to India in the past visits a struggling country, the first comment under the video is often, “At least it’s cleaner than India.”🙁

I was watching this YouTube video about Venezuela, a country where poverty is extremely high(60%), a large share (30%)of the population lives in extreme poverty, salaries are very low, inflation has wrecked the economy, and even a $10 hotel rooms often lack basic services like running water. Basic monthly salary is half of what an avg Indian makes!

Then I opened the comments section.

It was full of people saying, “At least it’s cleaner than India.

And no, these weren’t Pakistanis, Bangladeshis, or Chinese trolls. Most seemed to be ordinary people from Western countries.

That’s what struck me. You can keep telling yourself that India is universally admired in the West and that the world sees us as Vishwaguru, but the reality online often looks very different. When people compare even a crisis-hit country like Venezuela to India, and not in India’s favour, it says a lot about how India’s image is perceived abroad.

You don’t have to like that reality, but pretending it doesn’t exist won’t change it.

The money collected through the Swachh Bharat cess has not delivered results proportional to expectations, and may end up being seen as a major failure or scam of the century if any independent agency ever audits it.

u/DunderMifflinReal — 7 days ago

Rahul Gandhi the accidental astrologer whose predictions keep landing closer than expected😎

Funny thing is, Rahul Gandhi has made quite a few predictions and warnings over the years that people laughed at, but many of them ended up being closer to reality than his critics would like to admit.

He warned that demonetisation would hurt the economy and small businesses. It did.

He said GST was being rolled out in a rushed and confusing manner and would create problems for small businesses. It did.

He was among the early politicians warning that Covid was a serious threat when many were still treating it casually. Later, he criticised the way the lockdown was planned and implemented, warning about the impact on migrant workers, jobs, and the economy. We all saw how that played out.

He also kept raising concerns about India’s foreign policy and international standing. Today, even many supporters admit things are a lot more complicated than the grand narratives we were sold.

Now he is saying that the Modi government could fall within a year.

Will that happen? Nobody knows.

But considering how many of his earlier warnings were dismissed as “Pappu talks” only to age quite well, maybe people should stop laughing for a minute and actually listen.

What’s more interesting is that cracks are already starting to show. Even Modi himself has been making unusually gloomy statements, almost suggesting that things could unravel if the current situation doesn’t improve.

u/DunderMifflinReal — 7 days ago

Cheering Doesn’t Create Wealth, Producing Does!

When a farmer sows 20 kg of seeds and harvests 2,000 kg of crops, he creates new wealth. He takes a small input, adds labour, skill, time and resources, and produces something of far greater value that feeds people and supports the economy.

When an iron ore miner extracts ore, a steel plant turns it into steel, and a factory converts that steel into machinery, each stage adds value and creates real wealth. New goods are produced, productivity increases, and the nation’s economic capacity grows.

Now consider an IPL match. When 50,000 people buy tickets, food, merchandise, subscriptions and advertisements are sold, money certainly changes hands and economic activity takes place. It adds to GDP. But in most cases, wealth is not being created in the same way. Money is largely being transferred from spectators to teams, broadcasters, sponsors and organizers. It is entertainment, not production.

The same logic can be applied to temples. When devotees donate money, buy offerings, or spend on rituals, economic transactions occur and GDP may increase. But unlike farming, manufacturing or industry, no new material wealth is being produced. Money is mainly circulating between devotees, institutions and service providers. For believers, temples may provide spiritual, cultural and social value, but that is different from creating productive economic output.

This is not an argument for banning cricket or temples. Both have their place in society. People need recreation, culture, faith and entertainment. A society of only work and no leisure would be a miserable place. As the old saying goes, “All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.”

The question is one of priorities. For a nation trying to reduce poverty, create jobs, improve living standards and build prosperity, should more energy and resources go into activities that produce goods, skills, technology and infrastructure, or into ever bigger spectacles and grander ceremonies?

A little play is healthy. A little entertainment is necessary. But when the circus becomes bigger than the workshop, and the cheering crowd gets more attention than the people who actually produce things, a country risks confusing consumption with creation.

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u/DunderMifflinReal — 8 days ago

Bhakts, don't worry, if you can't afford either of this, a nice glass of "Chilled Gaumutra" might also do the trick!

Things happening in India…

Exam paper leaks…

Students protesting…

Fuel prices rising…

Inflation going up…

Industrial supply chains struggling…

Unemployment growing…

Forests being cut…

Fuel surcharge on electricity.

Ethanol blending with petrol causing damage to engines and reducing mileage by 15–20%.

Parks under Nagar Nigam being leased out to private players.

Daily reports of mob lynchings. Encounters if the accused is Muslim. Bulldozer justice that somehow finds only Muslim homes. Rapes. Open segregation of Muslims by people who say they don’t want to work with them because they didn’t vote for a particular party.

People are literally struggling for drinking water across parts of central India, in both cities and villages. But apparently, sab changa si.

Infrastructure is collapsing too. From a massive 21 crore water tank collapse to bridges collapsing. Poor air quality. Drinking water shortages. Yet we’re constantly told everything is fine.

And after handing over 111 FCI silos to private operator management, we’re supposed to believe public assets being transferred into fewer hands is somehow a great achievement.

Saw the news of Modi handing out employment letters to 51,000 youth. Big headlines. Big celebration. But where are the journalists asking basic questions? What are these jobs? What are the salaries? Are they permanent or temporary? For how long are they employed? What qualifications do these youths bring to these roles? “Modi gave employment to youth” becomes breaking news, but scrutiny disappears.

Meanwhile, PawPaw’s solution to everything:

Drink lassi.

Drink sattu.

Drink aam panna.

Stay cool in summer.

Because apparently that’s the answer to inflation, unemployment, water shortages, infrastructure failures, paper leaks, and economic distress.

If you stopped talking for once and started listening to the people of India, you might actually hear their “Mann Ki Baat” too.

A failed actor is now the longest serving PM in decades, and somehow every crisis is met with a speech, a slogan, a photo op, or a radio broadcast.

Fire at the education department? Must be cleansing the education files.

Planning diabetes for all while Adani opens another pharmacy factory.

And people expect a 4th class failure to provide real solutions to a country’s complex problems? Melody khao, khud jaan gavao.

At this rate, the Mann Ki Baat app should be made compulsory on every mobile phone in India. Phone manufacturers should preinstall it and make sure it cannot be deleted or deactivated. Every Sunday, Mann Ki Baat should automatically start playing on every phone in the country. No pause button. No mute button. No exit option. Telecom companies should remotely install it on all existing smartphones through wireless transmission. Why stop at radio broadcasts when we can make it a national operating system?

And honestly, why visit a zoo to watch monkeys perform when Modi already has millions of bhakts enthusiastically doing it for free after every episode of the Monkey Baat show?

But sure…

Keep celebrating headlines.

Keep applauding speeches.

Keep sharing propaganda reels.

The exam papers will still leak.

The students will still protest.

Fuel prices will still rise.

Inflation will still hurt.

Supply chains will still struggle.

Jobs will still remain scarce.

Forests will still disappear.

Water will still run short.

Infrastructure will still collapse.

And the people who ask questions will still be told to drink lassi and stay cool.

u/DunderMifflinReal — 8 days ago