Ate asphalt off my e scooter currently in waiting room of hospital.
Never broke a bone because im not a fucking loser but i have no idea if its broken. They are doing a ct scan and an xray on my shoulder and knee in a little bit. If i become a bbb i will chug glass.
Update: just got the xrays done YOUR BOI HAS TITANIUM BONES I CAN'T BELIEVE MY FAITH WAVERED FOR EVEN A MOMENT