Ate asphalt off my e scooter currently in waiting room of hospital.

Never broke a bone because im not a fucking loser but i have no idea if its broken. They are doing a ct scan and an xray on my shoulder and knee in a little bit. If i become a bbb i will chug glass.

Update: just got the xrays done YOUR BOI HAS TITANIUM BONES I CAN'T BELIEVE MY FAITH WAVERED FOR EVEN A MOMENT

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u/Eddie__Winter — 2 months ago

Trying to perfect tiger! tiger! Makes me want to yank my teeth out

Title: this fucking dogshit side game drives me fucking nuts. Im trying to get "Perfect+No Kill" on every level and trying to do it on stage 3 is fucking cancer. There is that crab at the bottom left THAT ALWAYS HITS ME. How do i bait the fucker? The run goes from perfect to "get fucked lol" just because of that one crab

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u/Eddie__Winter — 2 months ago
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Kim conversations "content warnings" needs to be updated

Edit: I'm making an edit here because im about to head home for the night, i appreciate everyones kind words and support, and those who dont really understand. Thank you for commenting to signal boost the post further even though most of the comments ended up being... unhelpful.

Hi, I'm an avid warframe enjoyer, and i was doing the kim conversations for the first time so everything is new and unspoilered for me (ive been playing since sands of inaros if that gives you an idea where i started)

Got to a part in the kim conversations with letti, and that day, it said "CONTENT WARNING PET DEATH," and i was like "thats neat good on DE for putting that there"

What i didn't appreciate is them not doing one for Eleanor. She has this really really bad internal crisis over a dead partner, and she talks to us the players about it. For context, ***I***lost my partner 3 years ago and im no where near over it. Not a day goes by where i dont think about her

Trying to help talk Eleanor through it made my stomach do kickflips. Never in my entire time playing games for the past 22 years has a game made me feel so uncomfortable and depressed. DE do you know how fucking weird it was trying to talk Eleanor through that?

I wish i was warned like lettis pet death for the loss of a significant other. That one kim conversation ruined an entire day for me. My friends who were in the vc were watching my Discord stream, and these noisy bastards went dead silent as i was going through the options not trying to get upset about my partners death.

Tl;dr DE can you put a content warning for that specific conversation for Eleanor so that you can save others who have gone through such a traumatic loss the pain?

For those who would be opposed for some ungodly reason. i think the loss of a significant other, out weighs the loss of a pet rat edit: gonna amend what i meant, i meant when it came to labeling things. I did not mean to downplay the grief of a beloved companion. I was wondering what people meant by downplaying others grief i just poorly worded what i meant, sorry about that!

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u/Eddie__Winter — 3 months ago

Received my lovely reward for completing *redacted* spoilers for xenoblade 1

"Demon King Dragonia" this is the first time I've actually completed colony 6. Unfortunately, i am level 86, and the dragon is 99. Unfortunately, the colony now belongs to dragonia. I just hope he is a fair ruler.

(Uh... is there any downsides if i just... leave him there? At least until i get to level?)

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u/Eddie__Winter — 3 months ago

I was sent this pic

Can only assume its Imonlyhereforpikmin trying to ensure the bloodline for pikmin 5 survives

u/Eddie__Winter — 3 months ago

Was looking for help with his resident evil mods on the risk of rain 2 mod subreddit

Homie wanted help with his nudie mods in the wrong subreddit. I have NO idea how he ended up on the risk of rain modding subreddit but its entertaining to say the least

u/Eddie__Winter — 3 months ago

Is CHAOS terribly made or am i getting unlucky?

(Reposting here because the lovely mods removed it over on the actual subreddit)

This is the first time i actually participated in CHAOS, and it foists upon me some of the shittiest decks known to mankind and then the buffs are sometimes the hoggiest hogass ive ever seen. "Firecracker shots split into tertiary shots." Fantastic, now i can hit the center king tower and make it 5 times harder on myself. "Ronin can parry more" i still dont fucking understand when or how he works because i dont own him to test it.

But dont worry if you keep getting the "sucky fucky deck 9000" your opponent will of course get "xbow but it shoots sparky shots with reduced life span" thanks supercell very cool

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u/Eddie__Winter — 3 months ago

Since we are sharing memories of the series

I've been holding onto this one for a while. i was 14 when Destiny 1 came out. Freshman year of high school, very little autonomy, so when i was told that we were going on a vacation to our grandmothers house, i had no say. I was told i couldn't bring my xbox 360 with me, so it stayed behind.

Xûr came, and i realized he was selling the suros regime, and i hadn't managed to get it to drop. It was saturday and i knew by sunday he was leaving.

I texted my mother and gave her instructions on how to get to Xûr and the gun i needed. She managed to get it and send a photo. Laughed and said, "All you had to do was tell me who to look for he wasn't hard to find."

Now, as a kid, i thought, "Parents are old. The likelihood of her actually getting past orbit into the tower has to be low." She not only got the suros but brought the fucking thing into crucible to test it out. She reminded me that she's the reason i was into gaming in the first place.

It was one of my most cherished memories, and i kept the gun in my d1 vault to this day and remembered that moment when i relogged into the game and saw it

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u/Eddie__Winter — 3 months ago

Xenoblade chronicles DE for switch 2 has to be the biggest meme ive ever seen

Spoiler for whoever hasnt seen the content released for the switch 2 update

So they added racing. Not some half assed racing either, like this has been fully fleshed out. Initially i thought they just did the equivalent of adding sparrows from Destiny and called it a day.

Each character has their own stats Shulk is all around balanced for instance and reyn accelerates like a bag of hot dog shit but once he starts going he's fast as fuck.

On my first playthrough, i thought to myself "gee i wish i had jujus buggy it would make getting around a bit quicker" and was disappointed to see that nothing besides quickstep gems would assist my traversal. Flash forward like 5ish years later and i get my wish and so much more.

Monolith really puts alot of love into this series. Honestly didnt expect a new title in the series either. Here's hoping we get xenosaga 1-3 remastered

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u/Eddie__Winter — 3 months ago

This update has been what ive desired from the game for a long time.

A long time ago, i mentioned here that i wished patrols got a 2.0, making being in patrol actually worthwhile. We finally got it... the game, however, died...

armor and weapons unique to each planet and the perks from the armor sets are genuinely interesting! The public events are rewarding, and the distortions make picking up spinmetal worth it for the strange matter, which can lead to a bigger reward. I truly wish that they had the opportunity to expand upon it, but to my dismay, we won't ever see it.

Thank you, bungie devs, for what we did get instead of just letting the game die on the first major update for renegades.

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u/Eddie__Winter — 4 months ago

Found an arc cowbow hat in the shooting range

Was in the shooting range and found some solar thing in the back left accidentally blew it up, under something next to it was an arc cowboy hat. Went up to the rafters and found a lamp with a tricorn hat. Are there more hats? Is this new or old?

Update: found more arc hats and they were solar hats too. Then for some reason the training dummys got hats that we could shoot off????

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u/Eddie__Winter — 4 months ago

Twelve years

I've played this game franchise for twelve years and ngl this blows ass. We aren't getting a destiny. 3. We aren't getting a destiny 1 pc port. We are losing. Destiny as a universe has been so interesting and fun to explore, and to watch it literally shit itself to death has been nothing more than a big fumble. Literal goldmine and somehow bungie biffed it and lost it all.

The begs the question, what now? Marathon absolutely does not have the staying power like destiny had and community morale is so fucking low that they had to kill the game off. This isn't like destiny 1 where six months after their final dlcs release, they announced destiny 2. This is genuinely the end of the franchise as a whole.

There were so many opportunities to pull out of this nose dive and instead chose to head straight into the ocean instead of pulling up. There were so many chances and they biffed everything.

So june 9th comes and goes the community sees a small resurgence for this final update and then it goes back to like a solid 4k playerbase until it fizzles. Why even play the new content if at the end of it all it wont matter? I am GUZZLING the doomerpill rn

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u/Eddie__Winter — 5 months ago
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What are the implications behind the decor pikmin

*Credit to dalmoon94 for the picture

When we first stumble across the decor pikmin everyones first instinct is to try to whistle it to have it fall in line due to it being an idle pikmin. Except it wont join in line.

Now you may write this off as funny gameplay mechanic because wild pikmin in combat wont join you until whatever they are fighting is dead. However, the game says that it's explicitly ignoring your whistle and how its not interested in you. These pikmin are stated to be purposely ignoring you which differentiates the pikmin who need "X thing killed" before joining.

Pikmin free will? In my pikmin game? No thanks, gotta drown the little fella before the others get any ideas

u/Eddie__Winter — 12 days ago