u/Efficient_Basis_2139

Honestly how *game-changing* are The Death Riders, The Don Callis Family, The Elite, The Conglomeration, The Hurt Syndicate, and The Demand? So game-changing.

Anyway, *believe it or not*, a problem has came up now when we do this: he's gay. How do I fix this random problem, since the plan itself is totally and completely foolproof.

It's so easy to quit. I've quit smoking marijuana 12 times this year so far. What are people complaining about?!

Also the basement: That finish was wildly overbooked and didn't put anyone over. WASTE OF TIME DAE??!?

*It's literally a plant*.

Yes, of course I know there's endless, endless content online in the form of guides, comments, contributions, videos, podcasts etc. But I want all the attention to be on ME when talking about DND.

Anyway, let me tell you about my amazing homebrew world that my players will have the privilege of spectating.

Pretty much as the title says, I'm running a oneshot for some friends. All pretty new capping out at about a year with a few brand new players (I'm also about a year into DMing).

A few people have got ideas for silly characters which is great for this session and I'm trying to encourage it. But one has asked if they can be another PCs eyebrow. Frankly this has exceeded my understanding of character creation so I'd really like some help understanding how I could make this happen and if it's even possible lol.

Little bit of extra context: I've absolutely said no to this guy on similarly dumb ideas before but as this entire oneshot is a very silly conceptually I wanted to see Bout stretching the limits of what I can do as a DM so wanted to have some thoughts on what it would look like if it was practical. I'm very aware this is a dumb idea just theory crafting lol