
u/Elitist_Daily

Come on, Petah! We're gonna be late for lunch with mom and dad! I-..
I went outta town for a while, but I made the mistake of using this app called BearBNB
GambleStop starts rolling out the whale concierge benefits for their biggest degenera-... er, I mean, "diversified collectors"
So, I see here you graduated from Princeton at the top of your class?
Boy, you just think you're so superior, don't you; like the first creature to walk in dry land!
It's like they say, Lois: Fish gotta swim, birds gotta fly, and gay guys gotta criticize the host of the party behind his back.
Was poking around on hsguru and found out that the stuff Azalina copies at SoG in thief priest counts toward archetype stats, so please enjoy this multi-class deck abomination with absolutely no actionable info other than Mysterious Visitor being an "I Win" button
hsguru.comWow, strange lady! You're so sexy. I should marry you tomorrow instead of that pain in the ass Lois...
Hardly anybody's hiring right now! The only job I could find was as a phone sex operator...and I sucked at it 😞
So, you're telling me that I have to pay 450/350 total for Stetmann's broodlords, which take up *8* supply each, then pay ANOTHER 100/100 for the locusceptor upgrade...
###AND THE INTERCEPTORS CAN'T EVEN FUCKING HIT OTHER AIR UNITS???
who the flying fuck is responsible for this utter disaster of game design? I demand you reveal yourself, blizzard employee from a decade ago. humiliate yourself for me. what in god's name could possibly have been wrong with maintaining the dual-target capability of interceptors for a unit that is so diabolically overcosted already?
(No, this post is in no way inspired by a game where I built them for the first time ever after getting paired with a Swann, who actually gave me the necessary gas income to begin with, only to lose 1/3 of them immediately in an egagement with an Amon sky terran wave; why do you ask?)
Just for the people who haven't already found out: 🚨DO NOT PLAY CULT NEOPHYTE FOR THE FORESEEABLE FUTURE🚨
the expert programmers at Blizzard Entertainment figured out a way to bug this card so that
###YOUR
spells cost (1) more next turn, not your opponent's.