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It’s mainly SFW, but I tag it NSFW cuz they fucked twice in it (yes both times were not at all shown on screen, yes they’re both 18 in the mod.)

Top 1 MLP fanfics amiright

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I love how ALL the Shrimpo haters love to say with their chest out “Sprout scared Shrimpo! Sprout could totally beat Shrimpo in a fight!”

TRANSLATING: query: “Filter for bullshit.”
Tranlation finished.

“NY@!!! 1M T00 @FR@1D T0 S@Y ZP0URT N33DZ 1NT1M@T10N T0 ZHUT UP ZH1RMP0!!!!”

Obviously, Shrimpo was clearly intimidated only because “The normally cheery berry guy suddenly snapped and is staring me down.” That’s a perfectly logical conclusion to take. He’s a lover and a healer, not a fighter. (Sprout also makes the food, and obviously Shrimpo eats)

Daily reminder that YOUR GOAT. GETS WASHED BY A STAND MIXER, PAL. “But it was in the cartoon!” Toons are made one-to-one from the show (thanks Shrimpo, Squirm, and Gourdy!), that comes physically and mentally. “B-“ And not to mention Shrimpo is the only toon who’s been able to show his strength, via the big ass holes in his wall, and a statement from Qwel in her stream stating that she herself would run away from Shrimpo if he were to initiate a fight with her. This HEAVILY implies that the average human would not be able to beat Shrimpo (who’s 3 feet tall.)

Oh I’m not done yet. Soulvester, drag your ass here. Not only is he slow, fucking ASS at being a character (gets outclassed by every toon in the event), he’s nowhere near Shrimpo. “But he’s a knight-“ WRONG🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣HE’S A FUCKING LARPER🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣CONFIRMED BY CONNIE HERSELF🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

In conclusion. Shrimpo solos every toon, and almost every twisted. He could probably beat the mains, only Vee and Shelly though, due to having visible weak points (their midsections.)

i’m the first person in existence to ever ship such a thing publicly as this

I gotchu!!!!🫲😏

hah yeah guys I’m so hidden right hahahahaha

I wanna make out with Shrimpo

never posted this here so blegh

(this isn’t hate, itachi has aura)

yes I am going to wonder why they took over the multiverse

yes I do think Basic Cat and Doge are a couple

yes I still am yet to beat CotC

OH MY GOD CAT AND DOGE LOOK GOOD TOGETHER

Like deadass swear to the Lord, the Father, and the Holy Spirit, I haven’t seen anything “bad” happen other than strongestforeskin try to wage a half-baked war. I also haven’t been seeing a lot of yaoi posts (I know they’re there tho).

It’s almost as if- as if people needed to learn how to drive a car after years of being told they can’t…

(my little larper)

i used to wonder what touring be

(my little larper)

till you all shared TikTok’s with me