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▲ 63 r/nancydrew

Someone in another sub thought I was a bit because of the "suspiciously AI looking emojis" in my Shadow Ranch shower thoughts post, I'm dead 🤣🤣

I don't expect other people in the world to see my innermost Nancy thoughts, I feel so exposed! 🤣 Hahaha

u/ExternalJournalist99 — 2 months ago
▲ 28 r/RecklessBen

Addressing controversial posts in the sub

This post sharing a screenshot from the Ideal Living deposition (I believe) accuses Octopus of working at LA high schools and molesting teenage girls in the early 90's. Soooo... That would make him 50-60 years old now? Didn't sound like he's that old to me. https://www.reddit.com/r/RecklessBen/s/OwcvSlCUV9

https://imgur.com/a/excerpts-ZDIqiBO

As cringe as the clown mask may have been, I think that may be Octopus wearing it? If that's the case it was probably his choice of mask. I think this was Ben's alternative to animation. As we know, he can only afford so much.

Truly thinking there are a lot of PR drones here working hard to compromise the story.

u/ExternalJournalist99 — 2 months ago
▲ 11 r/RecklessBen

This is what the CEO of Ideal Living posts on his LinkedIn

"I don't know if this was created with AI or it is real, but in either case it's very funny. I hope it's real." - Peter Spiegel

u/ExternalJournalist99 — 2 months ago
▲ 2 r/HumansPumpingMilk+1 crossposts

Damp pump parts in closed bag

Hi guys! My pump parts weren't fully dry when I had to go to work so I just stuck them in my bag and went to work. They were still a little damp and I meant to open the bag up but I didn't so they probably got like steamy in there for the two hours they sat in the bag. Is my milk unsafe to use now? 😭

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u/ExternalJournalist99 — 2 months ago
▲ 74 r/nancydrew

Shadow Ranch shower thoughts

✅ Sometimes the vegetables are overripe.... Meaning they were ready to pick and we didn't pick them.... Meaning Shorty is full of shit!!! Or that the vegetables became ripe then immediately overripe in one damn night. Yeah right. Shorty should just let us pick the slightly underripe things so that they don't overripe, dammit 🍅🍅🍅

✅ Had Frances attempted to find the treasure, how likely is it that she would come to fucking hate him because of the magnet puzzle? 10/10 (and before anyone says it, yes I know the glitch is a thing and thank God. It's still a fucking infuuuuuriating puzzle. "Metal piece dropped. Metal piece picked up. Metal piece dropped. Metal piece picked up." 😤😤😤😤 Divorce.)

✅ Did Dirk actually avoid getting hanged? 'Cause if Frances actually sounded like her voiceover, I would fake my death to get rid of her. Good God, I hate her voice. Snobby ass teenager whose early 2000s parents bought Gucci outfits for her Build-a-Bear. I hope Dirk found a nice little home in obscurity and lived till a grand old age, while Frances whined in the big city for the rest of her days.

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u/ExternalJournalist99 — 2 months ago
▲ 37 r/nancydrew

Random Nancy Drew thoughts lol

TRT: Fucking Jacques says "can you go get my medallion for me, I have to do something first. I'll be right there!!" What the hell was he doing, ya'll?? 😂 My guess, getting a hope chest he painted to match the medallion ☺️

SSH: What was it like when young Taylor "Big Bunny" Sinclair and baby Henrik were on their iowaska trip in Mexico together? Were they secretly in love à la Brokeback Mountain? 🤔

CAR: Okay I've always thought this was so fucking weird. Ingrid says she called Lance Huffington to tell him to rub his 'injured neck' with witch hazel and lavender. "if his neck is really injured that will cure it" lol 🙃 that's already so damn weird for her to do, call the guy who's scamming the park to give him advice. BUT what's weirder is that creepy ass Lance, when you call, is like, "Everything's great! Her PLAN worked 😎 life is goooood" HUH?? 🫪 The witch hazel and lavender plan??? 😂😂

u/ExternalJournalist99 — 2 months ago
▲ 53 r/nancydrew

Grape grape orange cool

Was up late last night listening to Halfmoon Joe play SCK and my mind drifted to the soda machine alarm in remastered. So like.... What the hell is that for?? 😂 If you see someone steal a soda, you quickly push GRAPE GRAPE ORANGE COOL so that the hall monitor comes to arrest the thief before he gets away? 😂😂😂 Which obviously would work great.

u/ExternalJournalist99 — 2 months ago
▲ 260 r/GirlDinnerCircleJerk

My (22f) boyfriend (38m) is giving me the silent treatment, should I leave?

We've been dating for a while but we barely talk. He's French and kind of alternative (I'm really into guys who wear eyeliner so he's super my type) but I feel like he's keeping things from me and being really closed off. On our anniversary he handed me a box with nothing in it, I guess he just forgot to get me a gift? And he's been super shady. Like the other day I followed him and I found him hanging out at a park. He gave some random chick a flower and was being all flirty, pretending like there was a strong wind blowing him away which is such a man whore thing to do, imo. When I confronted him he just stood there and couldn't even say anything to justify his actions. He just put up a wall between us.

I am soo sick of the silent treatment but I love him so much. He's also really good at role play in the bedroom but we never actually do it, he just stands there thrusting his hips and licking the air. And like it's a turn on of course but he doesn't even scream when he cums, I think he might be faking it??? So our sex life is good, I just wish he was better at communicating. He's also a great cook. Girlies, what's a gal to do?? Should I leave him?? Dinner is a sandwich my boyfriend made me, lemme know if you want the recipe.

u/ExternalJournalist99 — 2 months ago