u/FindYourPants

Fuck Moneyline, fuck BTTS , a simple 1 shot on target .. don’t even have to make it in, just simply shoot it and you hit. Fuck the rest.

Everytime I have my 2 year old son brush his teeth with me, he just sucks the toothpaste off the brush and doesn’t brush his teeth specifically his back ones good at all! What the hell do I do 🤣. I have to put him in a full Nelson headlock to actually get them brushed(not really) but you get what I mean…

How do I make this “fun” for him? Idk! He’s my first kid, help! lmao😭

I won $79 from betting yesterday. They gave me $59 , had to wait hours to receive the rest which was $20. So I go to withdrawal the money, I can only withdrawal $50 and have to wait MORE time to withdrawal the rest??? Lmao.

Draft Kings, Bet365 and fanduel is the way to go. Whenever the fuck they let me withdrawal the $20, that shits off my phone.

Especially with the Home field advantage and a crazy ass crowd, there’s no way they lose let’s fucking go !

-185 odds for a $160 payout

Holy shit! I thought the baby stage was bad… my son is 2 years old now and it’s absolute living hell! lol!!! I love him to death but I can’t sit down for 5 minutes without him breaking shit and throwing everything around! Absolutely insane how much energy and constant they are! Holy shit I applaud all you parents especially with more than 1!? Nuts!
The sleepless nights are nooooothing compared to the 12 hour on and off tantrums!

Don’t even have me think about the financial teenage years, please 😭

So I was getting BAD, and I mean severe pain down there as I was sleeping and it woke me up. I looked up online my balls felt like they were being stabbed by a knife and Google said “torsion in the sack” which is an immediate medical emergency. I freaked out and almost started to get ready for the ER trip but I looked closer and it was an ant attached to my ballsack biting it!!!!

What the fuck! (This just happened)

They said they nerfed him, but it seems like a buff and absolutely nothing changed and I’m curious of why they did this?
I’m expecting a updated change to him soon regarding to this “nerf”
Mid-high ladder is absolutely spectacular right now