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How mfs who dislike (Insert popular SCP here) feel when they say it
HarryBum, Placeholder MegumiDoctorate and MrBadFraud attempting to win the SCP-9000 contest only to get absolutely fucking mogged by "The Bike That Makes You Racist"
Every time someone sais they didn't like SCP 5000 i just imagine that one Family Guy clip
How "This should've been a tale" mfs look at you when prompted to answer just how many tales theyve read or actually read regularly.
The Indigo Elder technically can beat anyone so long as he's on water
How it feels to be reading the Exploration log part of the article only to realize that an MTF member who i've been voice acting in my head with a male voice is a woman
Is Marshall, Carter, And Dark just the SCP version of Epstein
Which GOI (Barring the Children Of The Scarlet King for obvious reasons.) Has the most idiotic and plain stupid goal and philosophy out of all of them in your opinion
How it genuinley felt reading all the X000 SCPS for the first time.
Why do so many old articles (and even a few new ones) always inevitably have 1dude acting like this in the discussion board.
You know exactly who i'm talking about, the one wannabe film-snob but for SCP articles, the guy who'l unnironicaly type out shit that boils down to "This SCP insists upon itself, downvoted" except he'l larp as an intellectual critic by making 6 paragraphs about it when the whole time he couldve just said "Not my cup of tea, but its good."
Prime example is cunts like the guy in the screenshot on The Database 001 proposal, genuinley what level of lobotomite do you have to be to type shit out like this, and what further borderline brain diseased chimpanzee behavior was on the part of the mods for defending him?
This post's a yap sesh but this grinds my (Dr) Gears so much bro.
I made a post like a month ago asking about SCP articles that made you go "Oh shit", so i'l ask a different one, are there any SCP articles that genuinley cause you to shit bricks from laughter (That aren't -J's)
Its repeated verbatim that SCP has no canon, but are there any articles you know that feature what can best be described as "O5 Council Character Assasination"
When i'm about to read an SCP and genuinley see a "By (Author)" in the beginning
Stupid question but do people get sick in the city?
Angela mentions something in lobcorp about every disease having been cured but poisons are still evidently effective given Hong Lu's backstory when "every disease" should clearly include an antidote for all poisons so which one fucking is it
If you got Isekai'd into Zenless Zone as a normal ass dude, no powers no nothing, same physical prowess as you currently have, and you got to pick ONE thing (Your starting location) What would you do.
The SCP 8000 Contest banner is fucking perfection
My personal gripes with what SCPS this contest produced aside, the banner itself, is so, FUCKING, GOOD.
THE FUCKING CHARACTER DESIGN OF THE SCIENTIST LADY WITH A WITCH HAT, THE WHOLE COLOR SCHEME AND BACKGROUND, THE WHOLE FANTASTICAL VIBE OF IT THE FCKING FANCY FONT CHOSEN THE VARIOUS LITTLE THINGAMABOBS STREWN ABOUT, THE FACT THE SCIENTIST LADY IS THE ONE GESTURING TOWARDS THE PORTAL FOR THE HALF DEER PERSON TO ENTER FOR THE WHOLE SYMBOLISM ASPECT? HOLY PEAK!?!??!