u/Frozoneeeee

DSP has been doing the same shit for 20 years at this point - he doesn’t listen to feedback, builds his own echo chamber, gets into controversy and tries to dig himself out of it in a cringe manner.

We can predict how any new game or event will go.

But the dents, seeing all this, STILL decide to give him money. I don't care if they're mentally or physically disabled, that doesn’t give them immunity from making stupid decisions.

If it wasn't for them, DSP would be nothing but the cashier I greet every day at Wendy's.

GET THIS ANNOYING PIECE OF SHIT OFF MY SCREEN

I've tried it all in Wild.

Not Even Shaman, not Expanse Warrior, not Reno anything, not Shudderwock shit.

I need an actual anti-aggro deck that survives past turn 5 and is designed to solely beat aggro.

I don't care if I lose to anyone who has any kind of combo.

I want to stomp these aggro fuckers into the ground. I've already reached legend multiple times so I don't care about the card back, I just want to make these aggro players quit the fucking game.

If your deck suggestion doesn't work I WILL call you out.

This is embarassing at this point.

And it turns out he was botting his streams so they hit 300 viewers but in reality he had 12.

That would explain his "YouTube chat" glitch

They could even make a custom slogan for him - "the perfect fit for a man full of shit"

Hello, I'm going for all trophies and the only one I have left is the start a run with a friend trophy.

Would someone be able to hop in a game with me real quick? Just until the trophy pops.

PS5 btw

I have no evidence to back up this claim, but I suspect the reason why games like GoW, Veilguard, or Suicide Squad have someone who just yaps at you about puzzles, the environment, lore, etc is because the people who made these games have no internal dialogue and need to talk out loud.

In any game in the last 5-10 years, if you go to a character select screen or a character creation screen, why are the first options always black / black appearance designs?

Aside from the obvious - women are jealous of other pretty women.

Did anyone try and make an excuse for it?

Genuinely curious.

If it's because you get a sense of importance from your contributions, you would be better off donating to another streamer that actually appreciates your donations and will remember you.

If it's because you like watching him beg, Phil was going to do that regardless of the money you gave him.

If it's because you like to direct the way his channel goes, Phil literally does whatever will make him money, which means your contribution is only going to buy a fraction of his time.

If you want to just spend money, that's fine, but give it to me instead. I guarantee you that I will not only play the games better than he does, but I'll give you full credit and appreciation.

I dont know if its a show or movie but I distinctly remember this girl somehow got a pipe in her head.

Her friends tried to hide it by giving her pigtails wrapped around the pipe, but she says she looks like Pippi Longstocking.

They go to a concert where a water pipe breaks and pours water on a band. I remember the drummer using his cymbal to deflect the water.

The girl with the pipe is happy because she can use her pipe to plug the leak, and there's a scene where shes dancing while suspended by the now connected pipe

The episode ends with someone bumping the pipe in her head and it slides out

SOLVED, THANK YOU!

He clearly hates all other games and has no passion for them unless they involve sweaty muscular men.

He already did a WWE Champions stream in the past and actually got a good amount of support for it.

Why doesn't he become a full on niche streamer and just stop trying to insert himself into everything else?

Some things have come out about the game Mixtape recently and its connections to the family of one of the richest individuals in the world. Apparently, one of the Ellison family members of Hollywood was involved in the creation and distribution of the game.

That makes me realize that these 'modern audience' type of games that are pushed are just side projects to these ultra-rich people, so they don't really care if they don't make a profit.

Combined with them essentially buying out game reviewers for top scores, all this seems like the ultra elite and powerful making something they 'think' is impactful, buying the reviews saying so, and then reveling in what they've done.

That's why even with huge flops like Concord, Unknown 9, and Forspoken, these terrible games are still being made and pushed. Because the ones who make and push them don't care if they make a profit or not, they have the financial backing to make as many of these games as they want.

They literally just want to pat themselves on the back. It's pathetic.

I truly believe the best way to beat these types of people is just to ignore anything they make, don't engage in any of the articles posted by game 'reviewers', and essentially not give them the attention they want.

TL:DR - this game was made so a rich nepo baby can pretend she made something artsy. Don't pay attention to any artsy type games in the future, since attention is what they're after.

I recently applied for the real money account and my application says it's under review, but I didn't receive any kind of confirmation notification via email.

I also tried to transfer some money from another brokerage, but no notification was received for that action either.

I emailed support but have not heard back from them for 5 or so days now. Is Alpaca under maintenance? I saw they were going offline tomorrow

Im sorry. But I cant even find joy in making fun of him anymore. Its a marathon to try and outlast Phil. He will outbeg us all.