Wedding officiant/minister horror stories (or mishaps)
To be clear, I'm not asking advice -- just wanting to hear your stories.
Pastor here, and to be honest, I don't particularly enjoy doing weddings. They're a ton of work! Once the event finally happens it's usually glorious, though. My theory is that unless the minister/officiant says something wildly inappropriate, nobody remembers what we said.
With that, I'd love to hear stories of when the officiant/minister went off the rails.