u/GiantEnemaCrab — reddlx

▲ 2.3k r/InternetCommentEtiq+2 crossposts

I have created the greatest EDH deck of all time. Move over men in chairs, or characters looking to the left. It's time for Goatse tribal.

After spending like two straight weeks with Taco Bell lettuce parasite diarrhea I wanted to celebrate with something thematic.

https://moxfield.com/decks/vNCxqzx7L0ODOGgDb32bDw

Every single card in this deck resembles a man using both hands to spread his butthole either directly or abstract.

I initially went to Google to find card ideas but found maybe 6-7 results. By random chance I noticed [[Embrace Oblivion]] not mentioned by Google / Reddit and wondered what else has the internet missed? So I loaded up a scryfall unique art search and over 3 days of anal hell searched through over 50,000 images. Worth it? Absolutely not what the fuck was I thinking.

Hopefully no one enjoys this. What a terrible way to spend a weekend. 👊 🕳 👊

Lands are currently 36 city of ass because it's funny but eventually I will crawl back into scryfall to finish this nightmare.

Jodah is the commander because... well look at the art. However Garth One-Eye is a good porn name for a country music singer and is much more useful than Jodah in this deck.

u/GiantEnemaCrab — 11 days ago

▲ 433 r/Stellaris

Stellaris is such an absurdly pretty game. Sometimes I forget I love the gameplay, because I spend so much time just staring into infinity.

Stellaris is my favorite game of all time but sometimes I like to just disable the UI and stare at the raw space vibes.

Mods used*

! Immersive Beautiful Stellaris ! OR Beautiful Universe v2.0 - Skyboxes for 95% of the visual changes in these screenshots. IBS is mostly strictly superior to BU.

Real Space 4.0 - Adds star diversity. Only visible in the screenshot with the blue star with rings.

Amazing Space Battles - Makes the space battles uhh, amazing. Not actually shown in any of these screenshots.

tl;dr just get a skybox mod and disable the UI with CTRL + F9 and you will pee yourself over the beauty of space.

Honestly probably others, these screenshots range from last month to a decade ago. But basically to make Stellaris look pretty you need a skybox mod (IBS or BU 2.0), a space battle mod (ASB is really just the best) and something to make the stars look unique so you aren't just staring at 1-3 yellow balls (Real Space).

Also ram in as many ship-set and portrait mods as you can find until the game crashes. Who needs Starcraft 3 when I can just mush it together in Stellaris?

u/GiantEnemaCrab — 2 months ago

▲ 254 r/Truckers

A big meaty call out to the best thing about trucking. Google Maps.

I am a local utility driver. Every day I go to a new place, and every day is in some ways a new nightmare. And yet thanks to G-maps I can look at every one of my stops from satellite view and street map, and then have Google Maps straight up tell my idiot ass how to get there.

Without this, how could this job even be done? I am vocally critical of the old fellas yelling about elogs and auto transmissions but you guys used paper maps like the ancestors once did. I can't even comprehend such a nightmare.

Meanwhile tomorrow I have 9 stops I have never been to but due to street / satellite / map intel I am 100% confident in how I will arrive, park, deliver, then get McDonalds without causing a traffic incident.

Dicks out for Google Maps. If Google Maps showed up at my front door and asked me to let it fuck me well, brothers I ain't gonna lie, I would let it.

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u/GiantEnemaCrab — 3 months ago

▲ 533 r/Morrowind

In retrospect, moving the Creeper probably would have been easier...

Don't mind the nude dead orc he just does that sometimes.

u/GiantEnemaCrab — 4 months ago