Yeah, so I've been telling everyone to come to r/glasspanther for the last couple of weeks and my stupid ass had r/glasspanther set to private.
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Please feel free to mock me in the new "Here's where you make fun of Glass Panther thread", over in r/glasspanther
What am I saying? Every show is a special little dumpster fire 🤣🤣🤣
But Whatnot REALLY needs to stop vibe coding their entire platform. Holy shit 🤦 Shall we count the ways they shit their linens, last night?
The Surprise Set system is designed to allow 500 individual line items. Sounds good on paper, but it completely broke down after about 120 or so products were purchased. People couldn't BIN the slots. I had to spend the last five hours before the show sitting there in the stream telling people to click into the shop and search for "main" in order to buy their slots.
They decided to overhaul their whole chat system. Fine - but who the fuck thought it would be a good idea to literally have it refresh the DOM for every chat, every time, repeatedly 🤦 Massive bandwidth sink, and it absolutely wrecked my crowd control. Someone typing !hspin one time would have Homer spinning on screen for twenty damn minutes 🤣
The order page *crash crash crash crash* all night long. You guys couldn't see this, but it was a nightmare trying to monitor it. You might ask why I monitor it? Well - Sometimes it will SAY on screen someone purchased something when they didn't, and sometimes it WON'T say when they did! Willy buying those Trolololols, for instance - neither of them showed on screen or in the sold tab. I only saw them because the order page refreshed without crashing 😑
... And on the subject of the order page ... Those numbers associated with the set like "(c9n-12345678)" were made so that I could pull a number from the envelope, type the number into the search on the order page, and find the winner ... Some dipshit thought "hurrr let's make it so you can't search for numbers hurrr" 🤦🤦🤦 ... also it would crash. I literally had to scrape the entire order history for the month of May into Notepad++ and do a ctrl-f 😅
... So overall a pretty successful show considering the sheer unmitigated failure of WN to provide a well thought out platform 🤣 Next show will run smoooooooth, however. I'm rewriting my entire chat integration codebase to make it bulletproof.
#NOW ...
Onto to the subject of special requests. I sold a shitload of 1/4 GB Mini Carts last night, as well as 2ozt NES and GB carts ... These all come with labels.
If you purchased or won one of those, please post in this thread to let me know what label you'd like 🙏 Sending it via chat it fine as long as you still post in here that I need to check the chat. Be sure to tell me your WHATNOT username, as well, either here or in chat 😅
#ALSO ...
As much as I'd love to mix-and-match the grams to your liking, I have a limited supply of each available. If someone got four if the same gram, for instance, I can't just assume you want me to switch it to four different ones - if I start making assumptions I'll end up giving some random new customer a gift-wrapped invitation to file a claim on Whatnot.
IF YOU SPECIFICALLY WANT DIFFERENT GRAMS FROM WHAT YOU WERE AWARDED LAST NIGHT - LET ME KNOW 🙏🙏🙏
Overall I still had a blast last night even though it was a clown show from the jump 🤣🤣🤣
Let's give a hand to our fine moderators, /u/dragon-and-phoenix and /u/crazdkraut for helping keep me on my toes 👏👏👏
And big thanks to you all for sticking with me while we work on bending the new format to our will! I'm going to start working on new shenanigans today! 🫡🫡🫡
How'd I do?
Spoiler : (🤔 This is a hand poured pure silver coin that I made recently...)
Sorry about the low quality pics 🤣🤣🤣 I'm scrambling to get everything set up, as usual!
Top items tonight include:
PLAYABLE Pokemon Red cart made of PURE SILVER! It requires NO modification to your Gameboy!!! 🤯🤯🤯
MASTER COMBO containing a 2+ozt Master Sword, a 2+ozt Hyliand Shield, and the stand!
A FIVE+ OZT Mini Gameboy Handheld! It's not playable 😅
Plus 2+ozt carts and more!
CHOCOBOS!!! I am constantly getting requests for these, so there's FIVE available tonight! Same with METAL MARIO!
ALSO introducing new FULLY MODELLED 1ozt NES Carts! Being revealed tonight are SUPER MARIO BROS 3 and The LEGEND OF ZELDA! There's several for grabs tonight and each one is marked with a PROTOTYPE STAMP!
Quarter Ounce GAMEBOY cartridges as well! I will be making all different pokemon labels for these and they will be distributed at random!
MULTIPLE types of grams tonight, including Dizzy chocobo, Sonic rings, Nes Carts/controllers, and NEW Bullet Bill grams!
#PRE SALES ARE LIVE ... BUT ...
Apparently I BROKE something at Whatnot. If you go into the show and you can't see the place to purchase a spin, just search within my show shop for the word "MAIN" and you'll find the rest of the available spins. Better hurry though, because there's not many left! :O
https://www.whatnot.com/s/QL6nYggt
#UPDATE!!! UPDATE!!! UPDATE!!! UPDATE!!! UPDATE!!! UPDATE!!! UPDATE!!! UPDATE!!! UPDATE!!! UPDATE!!!
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I BROKE WHATNOT!!! The Surprise Set system breaks after a certain number of sales ... PRE-SALE SLOTS ARE STILL AVAILABLE ... You just need to search the store for "MAIN" to find the available slots!
I BROKE WHATNOT!!! The Surprise Set system breaks after a certain number of sales ... PRE-SALE SLOTS ARE STILL AVAILABLE ... You just need to search the store for "MAIN" to find the available slots!
I BROKE WHATNOT!!! The Surprise Set system breaks after a certain number of sales ... PRE-SALE SLOTS ARE STILL AVAILABLE ... You just need to search the store for "MAIN" to find the available slots!
I BROKE WHATNOT!!! The Surprise Set system breaks after a certain number of sales ... PRE-SALE SLOTS ARE STILL AVAILABLE ... You just need to search the store for "MAIN" to find the available slots!
I BROKE WHATNOT!!! The Surprise Set system breaks after a certain number of sales ... PRE-SALE SLOTS ARE STILL AVAILABLE ... You just need to search the store for "MAIN" to find the available slots!
I BROKE WHATNOT!!! The Surprise Set system breaks after a certain number of sales ... PRE-SALE SLOTS ARE STILL AVAILABLE ... You just need to search the store for "MAIN" to find the available slots!
I BROKE WHATNOT!!! The Surprise Set system breaks after a certain number of sales ... PRE-SALE SLOTS ARE STILL AVAILABLE ... You just need to search the store for "MAIN" to find the available slots!
https://www.whatnot.com/s/1Q3eYSxj
https://www.whatnot.com/s/1Q3eYSxj
https://www.whatnot.com/s/1Q3eYSxj
https://www.whatnot.com/s/1Q3eYSxj
https://www.whatnot.com/s/1Q3eYSxj
If you aren't signed up already to Whatnot, go to whatnot.com/invite/crazdknightsolitaire or whatnot.com/invite/the_hoard and sign up - either link helps my mod team and you'll get a little bonus to spend!
Sooooooooooooooooooo ...
The wheel is GONE for good! :( We shall miss her ... but I have been able to figure out a way to run ALMOST EXACTLY the same way using their surprise sets! So here we go! Tonight's the "Trial by fire" for the new format!
Now - on the subject of pre-sales ... Whatnot has expressly forbidden OFFSITE pre-sales, but they ain't said I can't do ONSITE ones! I created the MAIN WHEEL surprise set in advance and it is now LIVE! As for getting a little "discount" on the pre-sales - in their infinite wisdom they NERFED THAT TOO so to combat this I've a) dropped the BIN SPIN price by a couple bucks for EVERYONE, and b) All purchased surprise set ***packages*** will be getting ***TWO*** bonus randograms tossed in free of charge to help cover the extra shipping/etc. ONLY two bonuses per package!
BIG top items tonight! I have to be REALLY CAGEY about how I discuss these due to Whatnot's "No PRIZE" rules, as well ... but let's just say when you look at how the sets are laid out - it's just like my old show! :D I put a TON of thought into this!
Sadly, no Mortal Kombat. My printer died last night and shitcanned the pattern molds. :(
#THIS IS, BY FAR, THE MOST SILVER I'VE EVER PUT INTO A SHOW.
The odds right out of the gate are WAY higher than on my regular wheel and I might juice them even more!
I gotta get back to work, so here's the show notes :
PLAYABLE POKEMON RED CART - 5+ozt Pure Silver Handpour made by PPM - Limited to 20 TOTAL!
MASTER COMBO - 4+ozt Pure Silver Handpour made by PPM - Limited to 250 TOTAL!
HYLIAN SHIELD - 2+ozt Pure Silver Handpour made by PPM - Limited to 250 TOTAL!
2ozt NES CART - 2+ozt Pure Silver Handpour made by PPM - Limited to 1000 TOTAL! Not Playable!
2+ozt GAMEBOY CART - 2+ozt Pure Silver Handpour made by PPM - Limited to 1000 TOTAL! Not Playable!
3ozt 5.5ozt 🤦 GAMEBOY HANDHELD - 3+ozt 5.5ozt 🤦 Pure Silver Handpour made by PPM - Limited to 25 TOTAL! Not Playable!
#EDIT : I FUCKED UP 🤦
I JUST REALIZED I accidentally poured the 5.5ozt Gameboy Handheld instead of the 3ozt version 🤣🤣🤣 TOO LATE TO FIX IT! I guess we have EVEN MORE silver up for grabs! 🤯🤯🤯
MAIN SET Instant Hits as follows :
Qty 4x : PURE SILVER Proof Finish THWOMP!, by PPM - Limited to 1500 total units!
Qty 1x : PURE SILVER Proof Finish Q BLOCK, by PPM - Limited to 1500 total units!
Qty 4x : PURE SILVER Proof Finish RUPEE, by PPM - Limited to 1500 total units!
Qty 4x : PURE SILVER Proof Finish METAL MARIO, by PPM - Limited to 1500 total units!
Qty 3x : PURE SILVER Proof Finish STAR COIN, by PPM - Limited to 1500 total units!
Qty 3x : PURE SILVER Proof Finish MARIO COIN, by PPM - Limited to 1500 total units!
Qty 4x : PURE SILVER Proof Finish LOW POLY CHOCOBO, by PPM - Limited to 1500 total units!
Qty 2x : PURE SILVER Proof Finish BULLET BILL, by PPM - Limited to 1500 total units!
Qty 2x : PURE SILVER Proof Finish SMB3 PROTO MINI CART, by PPM - Limited to 4 total units!
Qty 1x : PURE SILVER Proof Finish ZELDA PROTO MINI CART, by PPM - Limited to 4 total units!
PLUS Qty 28x : 1/4ozt MINI GB CARTS PURE SILVER Proof Finish by PPM - Limited to 250 units!
PLUS Qty 206x : 1g PURE SILVER THEME GRAMS - Proof Finish by PPM - Limited to 2500 units!
AUCTION and "Down n Dirty" Sets Instant Hits as follows :
Qty 1x : 2+ozt MINI NES CART - PURE SILVER Proof Finish by PPM - Limited to 500 total units!
Qty 1x : PURE SILVER Proof Finish PROTO MINI CART, by PPM - Limited to 4 total units!
PLUS Qty 4x : 1/4ozt MINI GB CARTS PURE SILVER Proof Finish by PPM - Limited to 250 units!
PLUS Qty 14x : 1g PURE SILVER THEME GRAMS - Proof Finish by PPM - Limited to 2500 units!
All purchases are final, no refunds or exchanges.
Tomorrow's theme is going to be GAMES PEOPLE PLAY ... So the focus will be on classic gaming from the 90's! I want this show to be something ***special*** ... Here's what I'm thinking :
Prototype pours! Several prototypes of new stuff that I have never felt comfortable trying before ...
Metal Marios! I get asked for these CONSTANTLY and I don't want to make them because they are soooo hard to make ...
New pours! I have some GREAT new pours to introduce that I know you'll like ...
I'm also going to do a BUNCH of different floors - five or six different gram designs! 🤯
LOTS MORE Instants! This is going to be the best odds ever, and I've found a way to make it run JUST LIKE the wheel, but without the wheel!
... But ... Something I don't remember ever doing for a show ...
What if the top item was one of my PLAYABLE Pokemon Red Gameboy carts? 🤯🤯🤯 Would that sweeten the pot? 😳🤔😳🤔🤔😳
PLEASE READ THIS FIRST!!!
Sooooooo ... As of last week Whatnot has nerfed Wheel shows!!! 😭😭😭 Well ... Technically they did away with their own Whatnot wheel. The TOS says in the UK that digital wheels are banned, but I'm not trying to risk getting banned here in the US even though their policy pages are written deliberately confusing so they can do selective policy enforcement. That said ...
They want to shift everyone to SURPRISE SETS. Basically, the same mechanic I've been running for my side games for the last couple shows. Like, XX slots at $YY each, with one person taking a bigger pour and the rest getting a themed gram. I think that my game can be modified to work with this. So here's the options we have to work with :
OPTION 1 : Have a BIG surprise set with however many slots ... 200-300, at the appropriate price. There'd be 20-30 Instants, also that many themed Qtr ozt pours, as always, as well as maybe 6-8 Envelopes that get announced at the end and the rest are grams. It would basically be EXACTLY the same game as before - just no wheel, which is huge for transparency but also sucks for the excitement/suspense. Whatnot distributes the wins. As soon as someone buys an attempt it is immediately pulled. Every item in the set has a "slot" number attached, and we do the top items at the end like always. There'd be no down and dirty, no auction, just BIN. Fair for everyone, equally, but you'd have to be there to participate. No prespins/pre-sales ...
OPTION 2 : I could do maybe 20-30 sets, each with 10 items. Each set would have one Instant, 1 or 2 qtrs, and the rest are grams. Top items revealed at the end as before. I'd sell all of each set before I randomize ... So once a set is sold out THEN I pull them and the wins are distributed ... And then we go to the next set. I could do the last couple sets with some extra *juice* to them and run them as auctions, down and dirty 🔥
OPTION 3 : Move the show to Palmstreet, and also start to migrate to a new subreddit - likely just r/glasspanther ... It's only a matter of time before they start to adopt the same policies as Whatnot, though ... It would keep the wheel alive for one or two more shows, but I'd have to completely rewrite the entire chat integration in less than a week. It's also *another* place to sign up for 😑 and I don't know shit about Palmstreet... This is my least favorite option.
With Option 1 or 2 it would be a much faster show, but I'd also be able to offer even more pours. I want everyone to have fun, too, and this is an equalizer in that every show ends with me answering dozens of messages from people saying they missed out because the wheel sold out. Everyone would have a chance to come in an grab spots.
I hope I explained this all correctly ... Let me know! Cast a vote and help decide the future of Glass Panther's Show!
I KNOW!!! I should've posted this on Monday but I was soooo busy I totally ran out of time - so here we are today!
Gallery Proof : https://coindex.app/a/J6KQaE
STAR WARS!!!!
You've asked for it - so I made it ... DEATH TROOPER HELMETS! Also, another surprise request were SCOUT TROOPER helmets! And what sale would be complete without a 3+ozt DARTH VADER helmet? And SUPER COOL and incredibly tiny STORM TROOPER GRAMS!!!
Plus BESKAR of many different sizes for the discerning collector!
And ... EAGLE 5???
What a colection! :O
#HELMETS
STORMTROOPER / DEATH TROOPER / SCOUT TROOPER - These are a little over 1ozt each and are fully detailed and absolutely gorgeous. The Death Trooper (First seen in Rogue One) is available in Bright Silver or Blackened! Asking $150 each.
DARTH VADER - Don't be a Vader Hater - Scope this thicc boi Lord of the Sith - He's absolutely a chonker and a must have for the stack! Asking $400 Why couldn't Darth Vader find a date? He was looking for love in Alderaan places.
STORM TROOPER GRAMS - A STANDOUT HIT from my live show! I was not expecting people to lose their shit over these, but they absolutely did! Each one weighs right at a gram and IS MARKED, too! Build your own clone army today! Asking $12 for a single, by itself, or $8 each when you buy multiples or you get something else with it!
Imperial Credits - The de facto unit of currency in the empire! You'll need a pocketful of these if you expect to catch the next transport! These are 1+ozt each and I'm asking $120 for them.
BESKAR SILVER - FAMOUS throughout the galaxy for it's strength! This fantastic stuff is available in a 5ozt ($500) and a 2ozt ($220) bar .. and introducing 1/4 ozt ($40) and 1 gram ($12/$8) bars! And... YES, even the tiny little grams are MARKED on the bottom! Smallest text I've EVER been able to pull off! :O
MANDO BUST - A THICCCCCCC boi! I made this using the traditional sandcasting method - and he's a chunker! Weighing in over 10+ozt with a tri-tone finish! I spent almost as long polishing his helmet as I spend on my own, so it's shiny! Asking $1200 each!
ARTOO and THREEPIO - GLORIOUSLY detailed statues of the famous duo! Each weighs over 6ozt and is free standing! YES, Threepio DOES have a silver right leg, as is proper! Asking $1000 each on these statues!
EAGLE 5 - Ever since I learned that the Spaceballs TWO movie was coming out ... I knew I had to make this. EXTREMELY limited run, weighs just under 2ozt, and I'm asking $300 each!
I take ZELLE, VENMO, CASHAPP, and PPFF ... You MUST post some sort of "CHAT" message in the comments below, and then message me directly. I ONLY ship to USA addresses, and shipping is FREE unless you only buy 1 gram.
I apologize if I'm a little slow answering messages yesterday and tonight - I'm currently down with the flu! :( This was posted at 8:54pm on 5/9/26 ... Gonna go crawl back in the sack!
Ladies and Gentlemen I just logged into Reddit on my phone and saw that our very own u/amiwaldo is celebrating his FIRST REDDIT CAKE DAY! That's right! It was exactly 365 days ago TODAY that he first signed up and navigated the high seas to our little oasis in a sea of terrible opinions, politics, basement dwelling powertripping mods (I'm looking at you, r/currency!) and folks who put pineapple on pizza.
Welcome, u/amiwaldo! Reddit is a better place because of you! And no you don't have 6 fingers on your left hand in the picture stop counting.
For anybody who is curious what my show ... and what my grown-ass audience ... is like : Just watch this clip and you'll understand what my life has become.
https://whatnot.com/s/kDpNJX4I
... and I wouldn't trade it for anything. I love you crazy wierdos 🤣
Pick your choice ... Or suggest something else?
#ALSO ...
Should I, I dunno, maybe dial back the craziness a little bit for the next show? 🤣🤣🤣
Last call for spins! There are about fifty spins remaining IN THE SHOW link, so if you're procrastinating you'd better hurry 😅😅😅
BIG Heavy Panther Pours are BACK!
#PRE-SALES ARE AVAILABLE AT THE SHOW LINK RIGHT NOW! $44/SPIN while supplies last!
#PRE-SALES ARE AVAILABLE AT THE SHOW LINK RIGHT NOW! $44/SPIN while supplies last!
#PRE-SALES ARE AVAILABLE AT THE SHOW LINK RIGHT NOW! $44/SPIN while supplies last!
#PRE-SALES ARE AVAILABLE AT THE SHOW LINK RIGHT NOW! $44/SPIN while supplies last!
#PRE-SALES ARE AVAILABLE AT THE SHOW LINK RIGHT NOW! $44/SPIN while supplies last!
#PRE-SALES ARE AVAILABLE AT THE SHOW LINK RIGHT NOW! $44/SPIN while supplies last!
https://whatnot.com/s/PUnAs9kd
https://whatnot.com/s/PUnAs9kd
https://whatnot.com/s/PUnAs9kd
Holy smokes! The Big Silver Top Item is BACK!!!
SOOOOOOO much new stuff tomorrow 🤯🤯🤯
Top item is a 10+ozt MANDO BUST! Also new tomorrow are DEATH TROOPER helmets! Stormtroopers, too ... Plus maybe a few familiar faces? 🤔🤔🤔
Mids are QUARTER OUNCE BESKARS and ... By incredibly popular demand because sooooo many people have begged for them ... BESKAR GRAMS!
And there's gonna be a RARE BIRD in the Surprise Set tomorrow ... A PROTOTYPE "CHOPPER" Droid! He's a prototype because I accidentally broke one of his claws off during production 🤦🤦🤦 He weighs 6.6ozt!!!
Silver prices are going back up, but I'm trying to stay in this happy middle ground ...
Han in Carbonite!
Beskar!
Credits!
BIG MANDO! Let's go! 😎😎😎
Gotta keep prices down so I can keep making fresh pours.
Your prompt attention to this matter is appreciated.
Your prompt attention to this matter is appreciated.
According to Gemini :
The best chicken tikka masala features chicken thighs marinated twice—first in lemon/spices, then yogurt/ginger-garlic—then charred via broiler or grill. The sauce requires slowly caramelized onions, blended with spices, tomatoes, and kasuri methi (dried fenugreek), finished with heavy cream for a rich, restaurant-style flavor.
Marination (Crucial): Marinate 2 lbs boneless, skinless chicken thighs (diced) with 1 cup Greek yogurt, 1 tbsp ginger-garlic paste, 1 tbsp Kashmiri chili powder, 1 tsp garam masala, 1 tsp cumin powder, 1 tsp turmeric, 1 tbsp lemon juice, and salt. Refrigerate for at least 4 hours, ideally overnight.
The Tikka (Chicken): Broil or grill on high heat for 10-15 minutes until charred and cooked through.
The Sauce (Masala):
Sauté 1 finely chopped large onion in 3 tbsp ghee/butter until deep golden. Add 1 tbsp ginger-garlic paste and 1 chopped green chili; sauté until aromatic.
Add spices: 1 tbsp Kashmiri chili powder, 1 tbsp coriander powder, 2 tsp garam masala, 1 tsp cumin powder. Cook for 1 minute.
Add 1.5 cups tomato puree/passata and 1 tsp sugar. Simmer until thick and oil separates.
Stir in 1/2 cup heavy cream, 1 tbsp kasuri methi (dried fenugreek leaves), and add the charred chicken with its juices.
Finishing: Simmer for 5-10 minutes, garnish with fresh cilantro.
So right as I was preparing to write this post the power went out. It's been storming all day, but I thought we got through the worst of it. Luckily I had already taken the pics this morning.
#The design of the smiling Emperor Panther face is the back of ALL of the coins.
PANTHERUS ANCIENTS!
A new series of HAND POURED COINAGE which harkens back to the days of Ancient Rome!
Each is a little over 1/4ozt of .999 Fine Silver. There's currently SIX different designs, and each is available in THREE different finishes. Each coin comes slabbed as you see it, and I'm asking $45 per coin, shipped, since each requires special packaging and comes in a retail slab.
I'm also offering MITES! Those are the little gram+ pours you see at the bottom in the proof pics! They are delightful little coins and everyone absolutely adores them when they see em! Asking $8 each, plus $5 shipping for the first one unless you're also getting a slab, in which case they are $7 each with NO shipping!
I take Zelle, Venmo, CashApp and PPFF ... and my password is 12345, just like on my luggage.
Please post CHAT in the comments below, and then sliiiiiiiide into my DMs! 🫡🫡🫡