Influencers are lame
Kinda long post so tl;dr at the top - we gotta do better for our youth, give free game when you can, DDG is a clown
Self proclaimed DDG hater here 🖐🏿. I don’t know very much about him aside from the content I’ve been forced to consume against my own free will via my nephew (who just turned 18 and will be graduating HS in June shouts to my boy) who is a DDG fan but anything that I’ve seen or heard from him just sounds really fuckin stupid. A lot of his audience doesn’t even realize he be playin in their faces on these streams. Our convo went something like this but mostly paraphrasing here:
Neph-did you see this DDG vid about the fake AP watches
Me-no but what’s fake about them
Neph-well not fake but low budget
Me-oh you mean affordable, that’s what grownups call it 🤭
Neph-I’m not about to pull up to the function wearing a low class AP. Look at his it’s iced out, these ones aren’t
Me-so because the C class stock Benz doesn’t have heated seats but the S class stock Benz does, that means the C class is a low class Benz
Neph-well that’s different cuz you’re still in a Benz
Me-right, a Benz that’s affordable, kinda like wearing a watch that’s affordable
Neph-big difference unc hoes will flock to a Benz and an AP not a Honda and a Swatch 😂😂😂😂 (he did get me there ngl)
Me-so you’re gonna let this guy not only complain to you about a business capitalizing on an opportunity, but also basically disrespect you by saying if you have an AP as well you can flex like you’re on the same level as him but he doesn’t want you to be
Neph-only brokies gonna spend money on these to pretend like they got it like that
Me-do you have money to drop for one right now
Neph-no
Me-brokie can’t even buy a “pretend” watch 🤭
Neph- …processing…
Me-look man, these influencers do not care about you, stop letting them dictate your life. He’s upset that you can now afford an AP. Why? Why is he hating on everyone being able to enjoy luxury at an affordable price? He’s mad that the hoes can’t tell the difference. Ok? You don’t want hoes? If they can’t tell the difference, they gonna chose based on who got game at that point.
Neph- >insert that one gif from the wire<
Me-you’re worried about the wrong shit man, if you got it and can afford it, get it. He can’t even get the high end AP at regular price so what does that say about him, to them he’s a customer, same as you
Neph-yeah I guess that makes sense
Me-DDG is a clown and all of his viewers don’t realize he thinks less of yall. And you a clown for wanting him to get all the hoes for himself. The people he complaining about is you, your friends, people who aren’t supposed to have the same brand as him because the hoes can’t tell the difference. If a watch is all he has to fall back on, you letting this guy influence you? >insert 50 cent gif here<
Then random banter after. DDG is a clown and everything he says that I see is just him sneak dissing his followers and we should protect our young men from goofballs like this