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Odio le persone che dicono “palestina libera”, la Terra Santa è chiaramente la 21esima regione

u/Good-Moat-451 — 7 days ago
▲ 49 r/FootBallEmergency

Have you verified your clocks yet?

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u/Good-Moat-451 — 10 days ago
▲ 317 r/EnoughCommieSpam

Why Marx’s fans would probably be considered bourgeouise

Marxist theory divides society into two “classes”:

The Bourgeoisie, those who own the means of production (ex. Factories, businesses, etc.)

The Proletariat, those who, to survive, have to sell their labor to the bourgeouise (working).

Given Marx’s core demographic is currently 14 year old upper/upper middle class kids, I’d say there’s a pretty high chance at least some Marxists would be considered bourgeouise

Thank you for coming to my ted talk applause

u/Good-Moat-451 — 11 days ago
▲ 14 r/DemocracyOfReddit

A short victory speech

I did... really not expect those results.

When I woke up and checked the results, I was expecting maybe a 8-12 place finish? But no! I was first. I really cannot stress how genuinely surprised I was.

To the people that voted for me… I would like to thank you for putting your trust in me. This campaign was really fun, and I had the pleasure of working with great people to organize it.

People of DoR… I will fight for you with every breath in my body.

And I will never, ever let you down.

Glory to the Liberal Democrats!

u/Good-Moat-451 — 1 month ago
▲ 6 r/DemocracyOfReddit

Drinking

[ LAPOVO, BAR "KHANESS", 11:33 PM ]

Moat was laughing off with her friends in a Lapovo bar.

Everything was going good, they were joking around about the 4 provinces tournament, until the TV flashed on.

It was... something. A creature? An angel, Moat recognized from her knowledge of the bible. A biblicslly accurate one.

She spoke with the voice of Stella.

Was it her?

Yes. It was.

The broadcast was... very chilling. She sighed, packed up her things, and left, still quite tipsy.

[ LAPOVO, LIBERAL-DEMOCRAT OFFICES, 11:42 PM ]

Moat sighed as she started writing.

It was supposed to be a lenghty statement - something deep, philosophical.

Instead, she submitted just 5 words for the Official LibDem Statement.

"What the ever loving fuck?"

Her eyes widened. She sighed, realizing there was nothing she could do to fix it now. She toom a taxi home.

[ LAPOVO, "KARL-LIEBKNECHT" APARTMENT COMPLEZ. 11:59 PM ]

Moat was splayed onto the couch, arms twitching, alone with her thoughts.

She tried to sleep, but the image was too engrained in her mind.

She saw that. In all its crudity.

She sighed, as drunkenness washed over her.

Which was then, when she had possibly the most insane idea ever.

"Thank you for calling the office of the president of the Democracy of Reddit. Unfortunately no one is currently available to answer your call. Please leave a voice mail after the tone. BEEP."

"Hello? Yes, this is Good-Moat-451. Chairwoman of the LibDems. Head of Federal Forces in Alexandria. I have a message for madam President..." Moat started, voice shaky. "...listen, Stella. I do not know why I'm doing this, or even if you'll listen. However, yes, I have a message. If you ever want to come by... The doors of my apartment are open for you."

Heart hammering in her chest, she slammed down the phone.

reddit.com
u/Good-Moat-451 — 1 month ago
▲ 2 r/DemocracyOfReddit

The Agency for Research, Production and Development™

Meet the new ARPD™! This new company shall be focused on defense production and R&D. We will shortly begin building factories.

ARPD™ shall serve as the Reichsbanner's arms and equipment building partners.

u/Good-Moat-451 — 1 month ago
▲ 8 r/DemocracyOfReddit

The Tutum Salvation Tour

Moat sighed as she looked down the window. A PKP rally was happening right below her apartment. She heard communist chants for the entire day.

No more, she decided. No more. These dirty communists have controlled her homeland of Tutum for way too long. Their time is overdue.

She was gonna go on a tour of all of Tutum. A campaign tour. She knew this wouldn't be easy... but she would try.

She sighed, pulling out a map of the region. She traced a path - Lapovo, then Oborograd, Easglas, Arvanta, Rachelgrad, the TFT, and finally the city of Evernight. Her outlining on the last one was shakier; she, again, knew this wouldn't be easy.

But lord, would she try.

[ Good-Moat-451 will go on a campaign tour of Tutum. Wheter she shall be successful remains to be seen. ]

u/Good-Moat-451 — 1 month ago
▲ 4 r/DemocracyOfReddit

The DemocracyOfReddit Economic Forum (DEF)

The DEF shall serve as a sort of sovranational coordination and cooperation body for Dorian Corporations.

It shall be structured like this:

The Executive Council (ECDEF) shall be composed of CEOs and spokespeople for member corporations. They shall vote on motions (Directives) to adopt regulations and whatnot. They shall elect a President of the Council who is the spokesperson and figurehead of the entire DEF.

The Board of Representatives (BRDEF) is elected by the workers of the member corporations between the workers of the member corporations and elects a Speaker of the Board, who ascends to the ECDEF; said Speaker acts as the representative of the Workers and can be ousted in a Vote of No Confidence. Directives that pass the Executive Council will have to pass a vote here before becoming effective policy.

The Tribunal of Arbitration shall settle contract disputes, patent wars and such, and can kill Directives if they're deemed to overstep corporate independence.

Sign up for the DEF today!!1

u/Good-Moat-451 — 1 month ago