
u/GymMannnn

"My friend Father Sweeney, he had a bladder about the size of a Terry's Chocolate Orange..."
"Sure you don't need a little tinkle? ... Don't keep it in, your bladder could go mental. My friend Father Sweeney, he had a bladder about the size of a Terry's Chocolate Orange..."
"You're like a bunch of camels!"
These are the colours flavours should be? Do you agree?
Cheese and onion is green.
Viz DVD’s
I got these years ago. I think in HMV. They are very funny.
Request, “my old man’s a dustman”
I had a good think and I think my two favourite strips of all time are, “my old man’s a dustman” about a man who’s penis was a binman/refuse collector and a strip about a man who got angry if people ordered half pints.
Spotted this jewellers on holiday, not sure if their diamonds are cushty
Beach shops
Locked my bicycle outside Aldi, came out with my shopping, some old guy walked past me muttering about immigrants on bikes (I clearly look Scottish) and walks away, I unlock my bike and go to cycle and notice the back wheel is completely deflated and then on closer inspection has a linear slash near the valve. I don’t think searching for CCTV will achieve anything
How to get back wheel off my city tec hybrid bike
It seems stuck to the bike by the wire for the gears. I’ve managed to get the other side of the wheel off
Is it easy to cancel when you start a free trial on Ancestry.co.uk?
Is it easy to cancel when you start a free trial on Ancestry.co.uk? I want to give it a try, but do not want to commit. Thank you.
These are amazing! 🧀 🌶️
They are very moreish, nice level of spice to them, even nice with some salsa.
Mark on my foot, it has been there for seven days now, just appeared, Athlete’s foot cream is not making a difference
Anyone know what this is? Athletes foot cream is not making a difference. Thanks
Have Asda stopped doing Moroccan hummus, it was delicious? Now gone in all my local Asda stores.
“Hi. We've posted some prepaid packaging so you can return our Sky equipment and avoid being charged.”. (Will I need to return this HDMI cable as well? As a while ago an Electrician put it in and out the wall and I can’t get it out) cheers