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Shigaraki tries Therapy
Disclaimer: this is a Jaydaddy parody
Therapist 🛋️: So, Tomura, tell me your favorite childhood memory.
Shigaraki 😐: Um, well, I put my dog in the microwave when I was seven years old. Mon had to go to the vet, and I thought the microwave was a carrier, so I put him in the microwave, and I just started pressing buttons, and I was like, why is this thing not working? I thought it was gonna fly him over to the vet. I hit the microwave, and I was like, this thing's not flying him. Is this thing not flying him over to the vet? I opened the door, and he just turned into spaghetti bolognese. It kind of looked like Hamburger Helper. Or like a steaming bowl of sloppy joe.
🛋️: Tom, a different memory. Like, um, like the first time you went to Chuck E. Cheese.
😐: First time I went to Chuck E. Cheese, I pushed a kid off a slide and broke his (bleep) neck.
🛋️: Jesus Christ. No, um, how about the first time in a ball pit?
😐: I held a kid's head under the balls so he couldn't breathe.
🛋️: Okay, Tom, a memory that isn't violent.
😐: Um, I, uh, I had my first kiss when I was 13.
🛋️: Oh, really?
😐: Like, an awesome makeout session.
🛋️: Wow. Was she pretty?
😐: My uncle? No, far from it, but he was a great kisser. Taught me how to use my tongue.
🛋️: Okay, how about a memory that doesn't involve childhood trauma?
😐: Um, that, oh, that's a, that's a hard one. Give me a, uh... No, can't think of shit.
🛋️: Okay, let's play a game.
😐: Oh, I like games.
🛋️: I'm gonna say a word, and I want you to tell me the first word that comes to your mind.
😐: That sounds fun.
🛋️: Flowers!
😐: Death!
🛋️: Water!
😐: Blood!
🛋️: School!
😐: Bullet!
🛋️: Holy shit! Um, um, let's try one more. Ready?
😐: Let's go!
🛋️: Sun!
😐: Gun!
😐: So many guns.
🛋️: Ok, I'm done with you.
😐: Did I win?
🛋️: I'll see you next week, Tommy.
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Pretend you're her and you lost your lower back
someone stole your lower back (this is a shitpost)
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Who's child is this? obviously wrong answers only
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Tell me your job description while making it sound illegal
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Who's excited for another Vega Update?
I'm excited too
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I found this when i searched up Kingdom of Aquila
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If you could pick these 5 to be your (step/bio)mother, who would you pick?
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I lost my phone
March 23rd, 3rd day of Eid, i lost my phone at the beach. after months we still can't find it. any advice on how to find it?
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What's the weirdest fetish you have ever heard of?
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Who's the fictional character that deserved their death?
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What fictional character that had the most saddest/traumatic death?
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