u/Hallucinat0R

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Vantagadi..

Good Morning Fam 🌞

Today it is not about cooking.. today it is about the comfort that you seek in your kitchen. Endalu maamulu gaa levu and morning vanta chestaa unte, tadisipotunna..

Naa kastam choosi, wife oka Fan order chesindi. Parledu, em lekunna edo okati undadam better kadaa?

Yeah, pakkana photo lo chef nene πŸ˜„ That was my birthday gift in 2024..

(Ahh pilli bomma timer link naa deggara ledu, I bought it in Walmart, back in Toronto)

Meeru elaa set-up chesaaru or how are you beating the heat in this crazy summer? Lemme know..

Chalo unta mari... You all have a wonderful day ahead 🫢🏻

u/Hallucinat0R β€” 5 days ago
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Sambar Rice and all..

Good Afternoon Fam 🫢🏻

Sambar Rice, wifey kosam tomato omelette and maa kosam airfryer lo Chicken fry..idi eeroju lunch set-up.

How about you all?

u/Hallucinat0R β€” 6 days ago

Telugodi vyadha

Good Evening Peeps 🫢🏻

Nenu usually ilaanti rants/controversial posts assala veyyanu... Alaanti posts ki reply kooda ivvanu, cuz evari emotions debba tintaayo ani. But, eeroju and monna incident toh, I felt bad.

Memu Bangalore lo unnappudu, I used to think - endi raa veellaki ee baasha pichhi ani. Bangalore has become an IT hub before Hyderabad and probably they've seen what I've witnessed a few days back and eeroju.

Incident 1: Maa office lo okadu untaadu.. vaalla mother tongue is some language close to Hindi and he keeps talking to everyone in Hindi, but explains his home address to the courier guys in Telugu!! Nenu ookey cheptaa unte, Telugu lo maatlaadu, ikkada andaram Telugu vaallam, nee okkadi kosam memu baasha marchamu ani.. the other day he was talking to a girl in Hindi where she can't understand a word of Hindi.. ichhukunna vaadiki. Naaku kopam usually raadu, but vachhindi.

Incident 2: Eeroju lunch ki baitaki vellaam and daarlo I was telling my wifey about that incident ☝🏻

Restaurant (proper Telugu restaurant) ki vellaaka, order tiskuney vaadu Hindi.. I told him, nuv Telugu lo maatlaadu or Telugu vachhina vaalllani pampu.. vaadu fataak ani Telugu lo reply ichhaadu.

Lunch chestunnantha sepu naa thoughts: Evado edo state nunchi vastey, vaadi kosam manam adjust avvaala?? Bratukuteruvu kosam vachhina vaadi baasha manam nerchukoni, vaadini oka comfort zone lo pettaala?? Asala nenu call ettagaaney - haa bhayya bolo ani enduku antaanu?? I'm the boss of the bloody organization and nenu cheppinaa kooda vaadu vinadam ledu and Hindi loney maatlaadutunnaadu ante, manam entha space ichhesaam?

Bangalore lo nenu chusindi correct eh emo.. vaalla kopam lonchi puttina baasha bhakti emo.. ala chaala thoughts vachhai.

What's your views people?

Unta mari.. hope you all are having a great Saturday evening.. stay blessed and spread love πŸ’•

u/Hallucinat0R β€” 7 days ago
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Eeroju vantalu.

Good Morning Fam 🌞

Chaala days tarvaata eeroju pongal cheyyadam jarigindi.

Madhyana Bhojana (Lunch) padhakam kinda paalakoora pappu and ararikaaya fry cheyyadam jarigindi. White rice is mandatory πŸ˜€

Anthey inka.. unta mari. Have a wonderful day ahead 🫢🏻

u/Hallucinat0R β€” 8 days ago

A journey 🐒

Good Morning Peeps 🌞 

Oka 7 months back, I saw a post which says, "Meelo evairana dryfruits konali anukuntey naaku message cheyandi!!!"

(https://www.reddit.com/r/TeluguJournals/s/luKekxQ3Ox)

Evaro user business emo, elaago kontaam kadaa ani I replied. He sent a DM, introduced me to this app called Koshiqa. Idedo baagundi kadaa ani, I shared with a couple of my colleagues and we all formed a group.

Oka 3-4 days tarvaata they all started asking me - eeroju enti only 1200 steps ala.. Andulo min 4,000 steps chestey oka streak avutundi, oka cute tortoise vachhi hi cheptundi.. ala ahh streak kosam and ahh torty kosam I slowly started walking.. and soon, I started doing 10k everyday.. today I'm at 174 days streak !!

Hyderabad medal contest ani vachhindi, 6L steps in 60 days.. easy gaa 54 days lo 6L steps chesesaa.

Ninna I got the medals, certificates, streak maintain chesinanduku TShirts, and temperature bottle.. Also, they planted a tree and sent a certificate.Β 

Meanwhile nenu verey verey contests lo inka konni medals gain chesaa... (Everything is paid, but we'll get the medals only after completion of the task).

This is just a feel good factor and wanted to share with you all. I especially, wanted to thank u/SureAsparagus2182 for introducing me to this world of walking, neeku enni thanks cheppina thakkuve πŸ«‚

Unta mari.. Meeku evarikaina walking cheyyaali ani unte, download the Koshiqa app and DM me.

PS: Inthaki dryfruits story endi ante, we gain coins by walking and referring people... We can use those coins to buy variety of oils, dryfruits, pulses and masalas...

MODs this isn't a promotion or an advertisement. I'm just trying to share some info.

u/Hallucinat0R β€” 10 days ago

Happy Birthday Disco πŸͺ©

Good Morning Peeps 🌞

Ninna maa Chinnodu oka bomma chesaadu (Eenadu paper lo choosi) and he named that Bomma as Disco. Night office nunchi raagaaney choosi, idi mana u/urstruly_disco ki dedicate cheddaam anukunna... Sarey DM cheddaam ani profile lo ki velthey idi kanipinchidi:

https://www.reddit.com/r/TeluguJournals/s/p0pqBvbc4G

Disco babu..consider this as a birthday gift from me. Nee name laaga and ee bomma laaga, nee life kooda happy and colourful gaa undaali ani korukuntu.. sending a million wishes and loads of love your way... Have a blessed and successful year ahead. God bless you πŸ«‚

PS: Naaku ee sub lo initial gaa parichayam ayyi, nenu ee sub lo continue avvadaaniki kontha mandi reason.. vaallallo Disco okadu.

u/Hallucinat0R β€” 11 days ago
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Cooked for a good old friend.

Aliya..thakkaali parippu vevikkuka?

A good old friend of mine called me the other day saying that he's coming to Hyderabad. He's a malayali guy but worked with me for 4-5 years back in the 2010 period. We are meeting after a good 10 years and he wanted me to cook Tomato pappu (cuz back then that's the only item that I used to cook nicely).. and to surprise him, I made a little more.

Tomato pappu, Alu fry, Chicken fry and prawns iguru..

His face was ☺️ after seeing all these items..

Unta mari.. hope you all are having a good time... Byeee 🫢🏻

u/Hallucinat0R β€” 13 days ago

Crochets

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Good evening Peeps πŸŒ„

I'm from a town called Khammam and ee madhya ne Khammam ki kooda oka Sub undi ani telisindi.. adi brouse chestaa unte, I came across these cute Crochets..

I spoke the Maker over DMs and was shocked to know that Maker stays close to my house, and coincidentally I was going to a tailor who's shop is diagonally opposite to Maker's house. The world is a small place hah πŸ˜€

After a couple of days, I picked up these cuties.. maa Chinnodiki, wifey ki and naaku ee cutie pig chaala nachhindi.. minion vaadu own cheskunnaadu, tortoise wifey own cheskundi.. overall gaa baagunnai..

Thank you u/Electronic_Maize_213 for such a beautiful crochets 🫢🏻

As mentioned in the note, they definitely brought a smile on our faces and they will.

u/Hallucinat0R β€” 14 days ago

5 Truths!

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1. Choose friends who feel like home.

Not everyone deserves access to your heart. Choose friends who make you feel safe, seen, and respected. Not drained or pressured.

2. One small habit can change your whole future.

Addictions don't start big, they start as tiny choices. Learn to say NO when something doesn't feel right. Protect your mind, your time, your body.

3. Talent opens the door, but discipline keeps you there.

You don't need to be the smartest or the best. Show up. Be consistent. Work harder than your excuses, that's what sets you apart.

4. Money is freedom, start early.

Save before you spend. Learn to control your money so it never controls your life. Your future self will thank you.

5. Your life is shaped by what you do when no one is watching.

Integrity is your biggest strength. Do the right thing because it makes you proud, not because someone is judging.

The world may not always notice your character, but your soul always will.

Hope you all are having a good time... Stay blessed and spread love πŸ’•Β 

u/Hallucinat0R β€” 15 days ago
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Good Morning Fam 🌞

Ninna office lo lunch appudu one person asked me - "sir, meeru chicken fry tiskochhi chaala days avutundi ani"...

Daaniki oka 2 new hires - "sir, memu eppudu tinaledu, meeru chaala baa chestaaru anta kadaa" ani inkoncham maska kottaaru πŸ˜‚

So, vaalla chicken fry, wifey kosam paalakoora ullikaaram, andari kosam pesarapappu chaaru!!

Chalo unta mari..ee cooking lolli lo padi office ki late avutundi πŸƒπŸ»β€βž‘οΈ

You all have a wonderful day ahead 🫢🏻

u/Hallucinat0R β€” 17 days ago

Good Morning Peeps 🌞

So, recently LEGO Land vellinappudu we bought a couple of LEGOs. Oka 2-3 years back anukunta, I got our boy into a serious LEGO building. Appatlo he used to get frustrated and used say - idi naaku raavadam ledu and cry/get upset.

Cut chestey, monna Sunday roju he was building his Star Wars LEGO and I was building my Groot.. I was stuck at one point and he was like - abba Daddy, this is so simple..why are you getting confused?

Naaku ee song eh gurthu vachhindi πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Small moments of joy, no phones, concentration and creativity.. baagundey.

Chalo unta mari... You all have a wonderful day ahead... Stay blessed and spread love πŸ’•

u/Hallucinat0R β€” 18 days ago
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Hello Fam πŸ‘‹πŸ»

Eeroju vanta chaala late ayyindi cuz I was making this

Paneer Butter Masala, Jeera Rice, Mulakkaaya Pappu Chaaru, andaru post cheyyadam ignore chesey White Rice πŸ˜‚ and Fish Fry.. idi eeroju menu..

Hope you all are having a good time.. jaagrathha, stay hydrated... Unta mari 🫢🏻

MODs - please add, "mixed" or "veg + nonveg" or something of that sort of fair.

u/Hallucinat0R β€” 20 days ago

Good Afternoon Peeps 🌞

Been busy since morning in planning and building this bird bath for my little winged wonders. They come every morning to our balcony and chirp as if they are asking for some food.. Bird feed vestaa, tinesi, water taagesi vellipotaai.. malla vastaai and the cycle repeats. Aithey, chaala days nunchi ee fountain thought undey.. eeroju chesesaa.

Ela undi??

Have a wonderful day ahead.. endalu oka range lo unnai, stay hydrated.. and, stay blessed and spread love πŸ’•

u/Hallucinat0R β€” 20 days ago
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Good Day Fam..

After this (https://www.reddit.com/r/MaaOoriVanta/s/qiTSaB78Qw), I made bagara rice, chicken curry, chicken liver fry, egg tomato curry, and pappu chaaru.

I asked Perplexity to write a funny write-up about not giving a holiday to me.. here is what it gave:

No Holidays for the Chef!

Don't give him a holiday... otherwise he'll cook and cook and cook!

Picture this: one free day turns into a kitchen apocalypse. Pots bubbling like volcanoes, spices flying like confetti at a wedding, and the fridge raided cleaner than a cyclone aftermath. By evening, you'll have enough biryani, curries, and mystery masalas to feed the entire neighborhood, and he'll still be chopping onions at midnight, grinning like he just won MasterChef. Save your waistline, folks.

Holidays = his excuse for a non-stop cooking marathon. Lock the pantry and run! πŸ˜‚

Adi story.. now it's time to watch the Ice Age movie 🍿

u/Hallucinat0R β€” 22 days ago
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Good Morning Fam 🌞

Eeroju Labour Day sandarbham gaa mana lo chaala mandiki selavu (anukuntunna) kadaa?? What's cooking?

Nenu eeroju vantala marathon chestunna.. to start with, I made upma for breakfast.

Chitti chitka (for those who don't know): upma chesey appudu, first oil/ghee lo mirchi, karivepaaku, finely chopped garlic and ginger vesi, water posi, upma ravva vesi, adi cook ayyaaka, seperate gaa taalimpu vestey - it will be crunchy and tinadaaniki interesting gaa untadi.

Unta mari.. malla vastaa with my lunch preps.. πŸšΆπŸ»β€βž‘οΈ

u/Hallucinat0R β€” 22 days ago

Good Morning Peeps..

This is the first time I’m posting something like this.

Today I’m reaching out with a genuine appeal for help.

A close colleague of ours is going through an extremely difficult time. Her father recently met with an accident and suffered a serious injury in the scrotal region. Unfortunately, the injury was initially ignored for a couple of days, which led to severe complications.

He has already undergone two surgeries to remove blood clots and infected tissue. During this period, he also suffered a heart attack and is currently in the ICU, slowly recovering.

Once he stabilises, doctors have advised another critical surgery (orchiectomy).

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The medical expenses have been overwhelming for the family. As friends and colleagues, we have pooled together over β‚Ή1 lakh, but the costs continue to rise, and more support is urgently needed. (Approximately 2.6L more)

I’m reaching out to you, asking for help. Any contribution, big or small, can make a difference.

Bank Details:

  • Account Name: KONDALA HARIKA
  • Account Number: 50100841616942
  • IFSC: HDFC0000364
  • Branch: Kukatpally
  • Account Type: Savings

UPI ID: kondalasusheela-2@okhdfcbank

If you’re unable to contribute, please consider sharing this message within your network.

Hope you all are having a good day. Stay blessed and spread love πŸ’•

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u/Hallucinat0R β€” 23 days ago

Last week as a part of our Malaysia trip, we visited Genting Highlands.. Akkada World's largest hotel (The First World Hotel, 36 floors and 7,351 rooms) lo one night stay chesaam, on the 19th floor. It was at 8,000 feet from the sea level, we were literally above the clouds annamaata...

Akkada maa room window lo nunchi teesina timelapse video idi.. crazy vachhindi, naa friends and family lo andariki baaga nachhindi (WhatsApp status petta πŸ˜€).. meeru kooda chustaaru ani post chestunna..

Lemme know ela undo..

Unta mari 😊

u/Hallucinat0R β€” 24 days ago

I came across this perfume post in this sub, a long time ago.

I happened to go to Malaysia for a family vacation, and saw this store in one of the shopping malls in Kuala Lumpur.

When I picked this one, I was told this perfume is unisex (but the smell is really quite feminine). I loved using it though. It is a floral fruity fragrance, and it stayed on me for close to 5+ hours.

Any views?

u/Hallucinat0R β€” 25 days ago
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Sarigga 7 days (8 anochhu) ayyindi, kammagaa vanta cheskoni thini.

Nothing against the food habits of anyone, but mana food verey rakam abba. Especially, neesu vaasnalu undavu.. ahh Malaysia lo everything was good.. discipline, cleanliness, infra, etc.. but food was - "naa valla kaadu inka" πŸ˜‚

Ekkada poina chepala vaasana or half cooked chicken vaasana.. apara maamsaahaari (pure non-vegetarian) aina naakey ala unte, paapam vegetarians ki torture (wifey faced it) πŸ™„

Night vachhaam.. poddunna lechi, idly tinesi, tamata pappu and alu fry (in airfryer) chesaa.. satisfaction ante idi 😍

Hope you all are having a good day.. unta mari.. byeee 🫢🏼

u/Hallucinat0R β€” 25 days ago

Good Morning Peeps 🌞

I've been a little quiet these days cuz we went for a trip to Malaysia.. vastu vastu konni muchhatlu mosukochha.. let's go...

Pedda grand expectations em lekundey, except the curiosity that comes with stepping into a new place. What surprised me first was not the skyscrapers or the food, but the quiet orderliness of everything around.

Even the roadside eateries looked cared for, as if cleanliness there was not an act of display but a habit deeply rooted in daily life. Streets stayed tidy, corners were respected (you know what I mean πŸ˜‰), and public spaces seemed to carry a silent rule - "leave no mess behind"

Cleanliness did not feel occasional in Malaysia, it felt ordinary. Reason?

Chetta vesina, mee inti mundu chetta unna, mee chuttu pakkala drainage block aina, simple gaa 3,000 ringgits (71,516 rupees) fine vesi, social service kooda cheyistaaru anta..

As I moved from palce to place, I kept comparing what I saw with the places I had left behind. I wondered how different life would look if such discipline became a common practice everywhere (in India?). Not perfection, not some impossible dream, just enough awareness to stop littering, enough responsibility to value shared spaces.

A simple yet powerful lesson - clean environment begins with individual behavior. Laws may help, fines may discourage wrongdoing, and governments may argue, but real change starts when people decide that their surroundings deserve respect.

By the end of the trip, oka hope that manam kooda chakkagaa antha neat gaa unte entha baaguntado ani.. Not overnight, not magically, but steadily.. one person, one street, one habit at a time.

Pic1: The steps I walked and Pic2: My shoes after walking so much.

Unta mari... Have a wonderful day ahead. Stay blessed and spread love πŸ’•

PS: Shoes - Asics Gel K1011 sports style. 10/10

u/Hallucinat0R β€” 25 days ago