u/Holden_place

I was at the grocery store last night and a woman was grabbing packets of Mexican microwave rice. They kept falling off the shelf. She’d pick one up and another would fall, and she was getting flustered. I made some silly remark to hopefully help her feel less embarrassed and went on my way.

On the way back to car, I realized I should have said, “I’ve heard of Mexican Jumping Beans, but never jumping rice!”