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▲ 254 r/TrollCoping

Why is this so much to ask for? And WHY do other people make it seem SO easy?

u/Honkert45 — 17 days ago
▲ 121 r/TrollCoping+1 crossposts

Born to live deep within the Hive fathering cute Terminid babies, forced to work 55 hours a week on the Lower Deck Loader.

Touching grass didn't fix shit, it literally just made me sadder.

Man, most humans are lowK kinda gross & mean, why can't I just live deep in the nursing chambers of a Terminid hive and cuddlesleep in a giant pile of them & foster / play tag or hide-and-seek with all their adorable little babies?

Is that really too much to ask for??

u/Honkert45 — 27 days ago
🔥 Hot ▲ 8.5k r/terminids+1 crossposts

How scared are you of Bile Titans? Would you let one throw it back on you, despite their size? I think it would be amazingly soft!!!!

u/FoundedinIraq — 29 days ago
▲ 126 r/Cyberstan

Hey, uhh. I'm just a bug diver. No beef with y'all. But could you just remember to change back my Super Computer(trademarked) after you're done doing whatever with it?

u/Honkert45 — 30 days ago
▲ 388 r/WholesomeHelldivers

Guys, something weird is happening to my Super Computer:tm:, do you think I should report this anomaly to my Democracy Officer?

u/Honkert45 — 30 days ago
▲ 1.6k r/FavoriteCharacter

Favorite good guys (not "good" guys) that are SCARY mf'ers?

Yes I KNOW. I KNOW The Helldivers AREN'T the "good guys".

But given that you are playing as them, and with them in your team, and some teams are incredibly good at working together, and will protect you & help you out, they do kinda feel like it.

Also bonus bedbug.

u/Honkert45 — 1 month ago
▲ 203 r/TrollCoping

They're not actually that subtle. Somethimg about my being is just unstomacheable.

u/Honkert45 — 2 months ago