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because of the near constant warfare and fractured nature of the human species (an extremely rare occurrence by galactic standards), earth had devolved weapon systems far greater and on a larger scale than that of all known galactic species

An attempted ‘Civilising mission’ by a nearby aggressor civilisation did not go as planed nor do diplomatic attempts by other nearby civilisation to mediate human aggression towards the attacker after this violent first contact

The presidential treehouse is one of America’s most important sites. Founded in president William Henry Taft after he was unceremonious kicked out of the fedora pillow fort shard by the other branches of government for “eating all the good snack’s” and “being a real cry baby”. President taft responded to these remarks by saying he was ‘going to build his own for and the senate we’re not invited’.

The controversy began on Wednesday when president trump hung the sign from the front balcony of the tree fort. “This is a disgusting action and we need to talk about this more” the Women’s Rights Association said on a highjacked tv screen broadcasting live from their evil Caribbean volcanic lair, “NU UH!” Responded president trump standing on the balcony of the presidential tree fort, “Girls have cooties, I know because JD told me and his dad is a scientist.” The president said.

The Women’s Wrongs Association who usually respond to anything the women’s rights association says with the inverse as remains notable silent on the issue

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