For the guys: How long would testicles hurt?

I'm a woman and I need to write a scene where a number of men does the Loki run (tying a slab of firewood to their balls and racing to the finish line).

I do not, obviously, have any experience of testicular trauma to draw wisdom from here. I'm not going to write this in any major detail but I need to know roughly how long this would hurt afterwards, assuming no serious injury. Hours? Days? How bad would the pain be the day, or days, after? How would this reasonably affect a person?

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u/ISketchDinosaurs — 2 days ago

Is there any way to lessen the targeted topics?

Yes, I get it, I do participate in AI discourse and talks about billionaires and EU politics. BUT CAN I PLEASE SEE SOMETHING ELSE.

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u/ISketchDinosaurs — 21 days ago

Why doesn't Gelebor just have kids instead of trying to recreate the snow elves from the modern Falmer?

The Elder Scrolls lore has a canonical 50/50 chance of inheriting either parents race, right? So every child he has will have a 50% chance of being a snow elf, and so will their children and so on, without any risk of inbreeding.

What's the problem?

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u/ISketchDinosaurs — 1 month ago

Any fics about unusual trainer types who commit to the bit with worldbuilding?

Like the Swimmers who are apparently doing long-distance swimming in the middle of the ocean without any proper gear. Or the Hikers, or the Jugglers or Firebreathers, who are numerous enough in some games that they're probably a whole subculture.

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u/ISketchDinosaurs — 1 month ago

What's killing my redcurrants?

Some of the branches on my redcurrants are dying and rotting off. Not every dead branch seems obviously affected by this fungi, so I'm unsure if it's the cause of the damage or if it's just breaking down the already dead wood, but there's nothing else I can see that's obviously, visibly wrong with the bush.

u/ISketchDinosaurs — 2 months ago

[OC] Spinosaurus the kelp ambusher

Honestly, the sail would make a lot of sense for breaking up the spino's silhouette in a kelp environment.

u/ISketchDinosaurs — 2 months ago