“just load it up with onions”

“just load it up with onions”

and they did not disappoint. most bizarre experience at subway i’ve ever had. guy was very kind, but a little off. he put guac on the side of my sandwich, the way you’d put condiments on a hotdog. but by god if he didn’t just chuck a fistful of onions on here. his coworker exclaimed, in horror, “that’s too much.”

“no.” i respond. “that’s perfect for me.”

-2/10 presentation. 100/10 onion content.

u/Ill_Paleontologist43 — 2 days ago

Loctitians in Little Rock/NLR?

I need a retwist (possibly interloc) BAD. I have a job interview in the pipes, and my new growth looks less presentable than I’d like for it to.

Does anybody know of loctitians in the area? I’d prefer someone near downtown but the surrounding NLR area and most of little rock is fine.

My regular loctitian moved, and while she’s phenomenal and fairly priced, her availability has become all but entirely incompatible with mine :(

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u/Ill_Paleontologist43 — 9 days ago

Charged an additional $3 for “extra” onions.

They didn’t initially come on the pizza either, had to add them after the fact. Forgivable mistake. Unforgivable pricing. If you’re charging me $3 I better see more onion than pizza. Especially on an 8” pie 😤

Once again, I learn that I must say “Put the legal limit of onions allowed on this pizza or I will shrivel into a dissatisfied husk”.

EDIT: btw the pricing for extra toppings was pretty unclear as well. supposedly they’re $1 each. my ‘extra’ request was coded 3x, presumably so the kitchen would know to put a shit ton on there, so i don’t blame the server. but they didn’t. all this resulted in was me getting robbed.

u/Ill_Paleontologist43 — 23 days ago

Therapist and Psychiatrist Recommendations?

A provider I have been trying to see since October of last year, who literally told me it wouldn’t be a conflict of interest to see me, has informed me that it’d be a conflict of interest to see me Two Days before my appointment. So yay. Waste almost a year of my time. That’s unbelievably cool and great.

Anyway, I’m scrambling for a therapist and a psych now. Again. Again and again. Would prefer to see someone who is black and queer (because I am) but at this point I’m exhausted with searching and will take damn near anyone who has delivered results.

I appreciate any recommendations. I hate it here. Many thanks 🙏🏽

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u/Ill_Paleontologist43 — 1 month ago

Good Spots Near Downtown for Leftover Fireworks?

Do y’all know of any fields, abandoned buildings, or open areas to have a few beers and let some fireworks off without hassle/trouble? I’m looking for spots near downtown. Considering the track at Booker Magnet, but it often has folks working out after dark.

We’ve got a bunch of leftover fireworks and want to set them off. I’m trying to avoid pissing off my neighbors and possibly having cops pull up to a park. I don’t want to leave firework debris all over the park anyway.

Any suggestions appreciated 🙏🏽

EDIT: You know… you can leave constructive replies and inform others without being an asshole. Didn’t know it was illegal in the city altogether. Folks definitely didn’t act like it on the actual fourth lol. I’ll try and find someplace outside limits or save them for next year. Thanks for the input.

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u/Ill_Paleontologist43 — 1 month ago

Bathhouse Recommendations?

I’ll be in hot springs for business next month. I plan to book a spa package while I’m in town. I’d like to know how you guys feel about the following options:

Quapaw Baths & Spa

Buckstaff Bathhouse

The Arlington

All I’m looking for is truly private baths. Unless there’s other pros, I’m already a bit averse to Buckstaff because of the stalled tubs. Can’t find pictures of how the others are setup. Quapaw seems to have the shortest baths, I’d prefer longer. Arlington is the most affordable, which is nice, but price isn’t an issue, I’ve budgeted for the experience to be at least $200. I’m mostly wondering at what cost the discount comes.

Thanks for any feedback!

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u/Ill_Paleontologist43 — 2 months ago

Chanel Homme Sport Superleggera?

Any tips on where to buy, other than direct? Just trying to save some money. I haven’t found it on any discounters or up to trade. If I gotta pay full price so be it, but any input is appreciated!

u/Ill_Paleontologist43 — 2 months ago

Is this a common experience?

The apps seemed better pre-covid. The majority of people I’ve encountered on apps, especially grindr, kind of suck. Why be catty instead of blocking or ignoring? Why use someone to trade pics and then get mad when they actually try to link? Why get mad when someone is asking, on a hookup app, if you like to link or if you’re wasting time? I say I’m partnered and we play separately, why are you asking for his pics/a threesome?

Dry replies, lack of personality, 6 dick pics in a row that are almost identical, rampant porn brain, illiterate messages. Never reading the bio, my display name literally says READ THE BIO. Never sending a face pic or meeting in public, and then accusing me of wasting time because i won’t send my address. Trying to pressure me into not using condoms, fetishizing my body, the list goes on.

I have my best luck with guys late 30’s and up because younger guys seem to be not that bright and bitter for nothing. Feels like it takes all day and an act of congress to find 1 or 2 decent guys. And grindr makes you pay for this shit. I plan to migrate to sniffies and the blowers once my XTRA runs out. I’ve heard and seen that online dating is cooked. Is hooking up online cooked as well?

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u/Ill_Paleontologist43 — 3 months ago
▲ 3.6k r/blackcats

My in house felon turned 1 year old.

A whole year of crime! But she’s still my little girl. Happy birthday, sweet baby Dinah.

EDIT: She says thank you for all the birthday wishes! I started to reply to everyone but got overwhelmed. I’ll give her a kiss on the head for each one you ❤️‍🔥

u/Ill_Paleontologist43 — 3 months ago
▲ 189 r/GirlDinnerDiaries+1 crossposts

I feel so stupid

Started talking to a guy online who seemed to have all the same interests as me. Told me all the things I wanted to hear. Thought we were making a good connection, a distant one but still someone to talk to. So we both felt less lonely. We were talking every day for 3 weeks. Last couple days were off days for me and I was trying not to put that on him to manage my emotions so I was a little distant. He still seemed like he was trying to be there for me but giving me my space at the same time. Woke up today to no morning message, which is fine. I figured we’d both need a little space since we’ve been talking so much. To my surprise, I checked my inbox and found he deleted his account without so much as a goodbye. I feel so incredibly stupid. The gut punch will wear off eventually…just venting it out so maybe I’ll get over it faster. That’s all. Here’s one of my favorite salads to make

u/Ill_Paleontologist43 — 3 months ago