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u/JinormousLoser

▲ 67 r/sphynx

Pushing the boundaries of crazy cat lady more and more everyday

If you don‘t have a cat amusement park in your apartment you’re doing it wrong (jk she actually prefers to play with literal garbage)

Also photographic evidence of some recent crimes. She had both of these toys before and she LOVED them and both eventually broke. bought these as replacements and she showed me she remembered exactly how she murdered them cause they both died the same way as the first ones within 30 mins where as the first ones lasted for weeks.

u/JinormousLoser — 3 days ago
▲ 384 r/sphynx

Tuckered herself out from SCREAMING whilst I was in the shower + teeny tiny snores

u/JinormousLoser — 6 days ago
▲ 134 r/sphynx

Got a stage 5 clinger on my hands over here. The only way cooking dinner happens or else you AND your neighbours will be hearing about it

u/JinormousLoser — 11 days ago
▲ 207 r/sphynx

Also the pile of food you took out for me? no thank you. I’d like it straight from the source

u/JinormousLoser — 16 days ago
▲ 358 r/sphynx

yes I’m a veterinary professional and I see routine spays on a daily basis but that’s MY baby 😭

u/JinormousLoser — 18 days ago
▲ 264 r/sphynx

Her furred friend Minnie broke 3 metacarpals 🥲 she’s almost healed up and enjoys having a built in weapon to club Mimsy with

u/JinormousLoser — 23 days ago