
r/shittyfoodporn

3am- 711 pizza and fresh new nails since everyone hates my last set lol
My first and (hopefully) not last attempt at making jambalaya.
I didn’t have all the ingredients that’s involved but looks pretty nice.
Tried frying a butterfly cut Perch… it fell apart when I flipped it and left me with this monstrosity
I was trying to be fancy and bought the whole fish, thinking it would be impressive to serve it with the head still attached. So gourmet.
Well, it fell apart when I flipped it in the pan, and this is what I was left with when I inverted it onto a plate. Bon appétit!
It IS delicious, I swear. I even made a compound butter with lemon, capers, and garlic :,)
Rate my not so sober dinner
- 2 burger patties
- Ahi tuna
- boiled peas
- sushi rice
Leftover shredded chicken, melted string cheese, and just the right amount of alfalfa sprouts on a tortilla
Biscuits & Gravy
posting this here maybe it'll receive some love
edit: I'm not American! and yes I used milk. and used beef mince instead of sausage. Lke my gravy spicy, so I added cayenne and chilli powder.
My aunt made mayo chicken.
The chickens was frozen when she put it in the oven😭
She put a whole jar of mayo. With 2 chicken breast and cheese.
Put it over microwave chicken flavor rice.
Sausage sandwiches
My husband says I'm the only person in the world who fries up loose breakfast sausage and eats it like this, just sausage in folded over white bread. But I know for a fact my mother does it too. We cant be the only ones right? He also just keeps saying it's sad.
Not sure what to call it but I’m pretty sure it belongs here.
Today's ration: spaghetti with meat sauce mre
About 1200 calories
1 entree of spaghetti with meat chunks in the jelly/sauce, 1 brown sugar poptart, 1 chocolate chip cookie, 1 packet of crackers with peanut butter.
I skipped to drink mix and the peppermint melted into syrup that was all over everything in the mre. I do not use the heaters and just eat cold.
Was originally packaged in the late 1900s, probably around 1998.
Impossible meatballs on Texas toast with fresh garden tomatoes
Would Gordon Ramsay be proud or mad?
Made eclair and the custard sauce explode from the piping bag when i tried to fill it.
Yes that's a floor not a plate on the first pic
Chicken cheesey rice tacos
Instant rice with mozzarella cheese 'its all I had on hand" with canned chicken and taco seasoning.
If you're interested in this kind of content I have a sub I created about surving on the prairie.
https://www.reddit.com/r/OffGridGriff/s/jsQzHmLBcx
If this isn't allowed I'll delete this immediately mods just let me know.