r/shittyfoodporn

i do not have to let you know that gane is on. we simply designed the base bit even that is up for discussion. this is a hot dog boat because you never lettuce handle it. let the games begin .

Greek Yogurt(Peach), 3 slices of Salami, 1 slice of Watermelon, and a singular Baklava

Graciously Brought home by my in-laws from leftovers they got from a potluck they went to.

Taste 8.5 / 10 Minus two points for the Mac. But the wedges and meatloaf are amazing. Plus .5 for the Nanaimo bar

It's a pizza but the base is made of canned tuna. He called it "surprisingly OK"

Made this while camping. It began to pour suddenly so we were left to cook during a thunderstorm. Much smoke was inhaled and tears were shed. The crayfish (which were collected from a nearby pond) were tossed on top afterwards after boiling. I don't remember if I intended this to be gumbo, jambalaya, or some third, undiscovered dish, nonetheless, It was hastily eaten in the pouring rain as June beetles activley flew directly into our bowls. Weather it was our desperation and impending starvation or the combination of ingredients, I can assure you it still tasted good in the end 😅 (the crayfish added a nice CRUNCH, as i most certainly had no time to waste peeling them.)

dinner is served

crab cakes with spicy mayo & feta stuffed olives

with a side of baked beans

Hot dogs, pickles, mashed potatoes, ketchup and dried onions wrapped in a tortilla. It was ok but didnt eat a second one :D

Cheddar pasta and veggies served with a cold weiner, the tip of which was delicately dipped in English mustard

I think these had really bad freezer burn and I didn’t know because you didn’t open the box to cook them 😬 the whole house and garage smelled for the rest of the day…whoops!!

Yes substances were involved. Absolute texture wonderland

Edit: It has since been pointed out I could have simply added water to the cream. My biceps are not happy