Tbh it was ok, nothing life changing here. However my wife is currently refusing to kiss me.
edit: thank y'all, did not expect support for this.
My wife doesn't really do spicy food, a jalapeno used in my stir fried rice is about her limit.
So I'm sitting on the couch munching on some broccoli, dipping it in a 50/50 mix of ranch and hot ones Apollo, feeding my dog the stems cause she loves them (no sauce obviously).
Welp before I could warn or stop her my wife flops down on the couch next to me, grabs a floret, scoops a whole bunch of sauce, pops it in her mouth, chews and swallows.
I stared at her for about 20 seconds and then see a tear roll out of the corner of her eye.
"Babe are you ok?" Nothing
"Babe? You good?" Nothing
"Babe?" The quietest smallest "no." As she turns to me, shes bright red and the tears start rolling.
She spent about 5 minutes spooning sour cream into her mouth.
On the bright side, I doubt she will willingly ever eat anything nearly that hot again, so everything else should be childs play.
She was watching me getting my hair cut and pretending she didn't want to eat it.
Olive oil
Medium onion
Fist full of baby carrots
3-4 garlic cloves or a good shake of garlic powder
Ground coriander
Salt
Msg
Ground black pepper
Paprika
Oregano
Parsley
Enough potatoes
Sour cream or heavy cream
Miso paste
Olive oil, sliced onion, and some salt into the bottom of the pot on saute, cook till fragrant.
Toss in the carrots.
Fill pot halfish way with chopped potatoes.
Toss in all spices, may need more salt than you think but it's ok to adjust at the end.
Fill the pot rest of the way.
Fill with water to max fill line or potatoes are almost covered.
Cook under pressure 20 minutes, release steam immediately, no reason to slow release.
If you have an immersion blender start blending now and add the sour cream and miso paste.
If you have a blender or food processor, pull the pot out and let cool 20-30 minutes *not all blenders/food processors can handle boiling hot liquids*
Fill up you blender with potatoes and a little of the broth, blend return it to the pot, this can take 1-3 times depending on how many chunks you want.
On the last blend add extra broth, sour cream, and miso paste.
Once everything is blended to your liking mix it all together u til homogeneous.
Got my first bit of scale mail 2 weeks after we closed on our house, I REALLY love how there's absolutely no company name on this thing, and they certainly have no idea who the hell our lender is.
Need to get the car detailed as something got in and it stinks, I cleaned the car top to bottom but it came back in a week, at this point I'm ready to throw cash at a professional.
She wants to stay up because everyone else is up, but she keeps nodding off.
One set of our bathrooms in the plant have their own little air conditioned vestibule, well I walked in heading to take a piss, and it's smells like someone used an entire can of OFF in there.
Not like the craziest thing as mosquitos are pretty bad in the plant, but the men's room is occupied so I turned and started to walk back out when the men's room door opens and one of our material handlers strides out with a paper bag and a can of OFF and he is FUCKED UP.
"Were you fucking huffing that?" And he stops, stares at me, looks at his hands and stares at them for a solid 5 seconds before looking back up "uuuuuuggggghhhhhh... Noooo?"
I just stared at this mother fucker for a moment trying to wrap my brain around that shit. "Stay the fuck off the trucks and get rid of that shit."
Now I'm sitting here writing an email to our sup who had the night off, dudes good at his job, but he's about to lose it because he's a fucking dumb ass. 🤦
That guy doesn't top the maintenance guy I walked in on at a different plant smoking a bubble of meth in the brightly lit, video surveilled break room.
There was also my counterpart at a foundry who disappeared for a bit and I found him nodded out in the bathroom with a needle in his arm.
About 9:20pm had a cat meowing at our door, they ended up spooking and running off because of my dog but they were fluffy and had a dark fur pattern.
To my knowledge everything is good, though I have done this in a very long time.