My cousin got jokes
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My cousin got jokes

Context: I brought over some hot dogs, hot links, and bratwurst in a bag my Dad got at the VA, but forgot them when I left.

u/KazaamCasheroo — 4 days ago

Found my admission ticket to Mars! Merry Christmas! 🎄 👽 🛸

I totally licked it a few times to see if it was an LSD blotter. Sadly, it was not.

u/KazaamCasheroo — 5 days ago

Having a glass bottle Baja Blast!

Picked up all they had available at the gas station. Currently in talks with the guy who does their weekly orders to start buying by the case.

u/KazaamCasheroo — 21 days ago

Spaghetti and Meatball

I chopped up the other two meatballs and mixed them in with the spag. Oh and those are leftover dinner rolls from The Big Texan that I spread with garlic butter.

u/KazaamCasheroo — 25 days ago

It's The JACKET 🤌

I absolutely love that The JACKET looks fucking terrible on Tony. Throughout the show, Tony is seen wearing multiple leather jackets that suit him and look completely natural to his typical attire. The fact that Richie holds it in such high regard and tries gifting it to Tony to score points just shows how out of touch he is to what is going on in this thing of ours after he got out of the can.

u/KazaamCasheroo — 2 months ago