u/Kind_Reflection6059

Kumechemka ni aje kwa kanisa ya kina mum😂😂. Apparently there's a single woman who was telling someone else's man to go and help her tighten her bed😂😂. The whole church now knows and she came crying to my mum that there are rumours being spread about her.

Mum na ye ni nani na anajua story yote from the wife's mouth😂😂😂just told her to stop nyemelearing people's husbands apparently it's her katabia. Na imagine washirika sio wengi hata.

Hii Sunday sikosi kuenda😂😂😂 there's a meeting to discuss the woman's behaviour and how they are affecting the church 😂😭

Na hamkusema how hard it is to integrate back into the society after leaving a relationship 😂😂.

Just had a neighbor at my place yesterday and it was weird to like maintain a conversation with him nlikuwa naona like nacheat😭😭.

Bet all girls or just maybe me🤡fantasize of the trench coat little to nothing under date with heels that just bring out your femininity ama hata tule tunguo tubaya unaenda nako date then go to the wash room remove your skimpy undies and come tuck in his pocket 😩😩.

Oh if only wishes were horses I'd have a begger to ride😌🫴.

I propose Friday to be for dick pics😌. We should all contribute to the wellbeing of those under celibacy laws🫴🏽😩

With you by Omah Lay and Davido is such a happy song, l don't know how but it just hits a different part that makes everything feel magical or am l high? 😌

In the evening qs much as you can avoid passage seats in buses😂😂. You get to have premium bum sniffs na not pleasant scents from both at times alafu mtu akuje asimame hapo kwa kichwa yako 💀. I need to buy a car

Sasa mwenye alisema mwanaume ni jasho na tumafi kwa umbali ilikuwa nani? 😂

Anyway since we girls go for waxing nkifungua ya males mtakuja?

I've realised it's an untapped potential 🫴

Sasa hivi by vijana Barubaru is the best kenyan love song I've ever heard 😭. It makes love feel and just want to be with someone and you love love. Who tf fucked love aki anyway appreciate who you have😌

I've only tried the herb and I'm thinking of trying mushrooms 😂

What is there to know/be cautious of?

So l knew for the longest time it's hard or no one has ever dreamt of phones but l did on two consecutive times and sijui kama it was the past or future self but weird dreams they were.

Has anyone ever dreamt they were using a phone in the dream and were aware of it?

I really appreciate it when l see a girl with good titties or bum akipita like that makes my days😌. Women are beautiful creatures na jeans zingine huwa hazibambi BTW buy according to your body type🌝.

So girls when you dress up each morning know a girl will be watching to appreciate you!

There's one thing in blasting music so as to fuck and there's using the rythmn of the song to fuck.

Chris Brown playlist would definitely be a hit for the latter 🫴😩 being led with residuals. Like from the foreplay to the thrusts pace going rhythmically with the beats.

But since I'm on a fast y'all can try. Na do you do that BTW ama what kind of songs do y'all use?