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▲ 15 r/chrismorris

"If someone shows you a model of your home town and all the houses are shaped as penises."

u/Kr1sem — 3 days ago
▲ 85 r/thethickofit

Has anybody phoned Nicky Campbell? I’ve got a missed call here from Nicky Campbell!

u/Kr1sem — 5 days ago
▲ 331 r/thethickofit

You're a busted flush! You're not gonna be any Prime Minister, you're not gonna be anything, so fuck off!

u/Kr1sem — 7 days ago
▲ 214 r/thethickofit

I'm sorry it should be 11 at the latest…Could, could, could you just put something eggy on a tray for me?

u/Kr1sem — 13 days ago
▲ 15 r/whatisit

Found this in my front garden. It’s about 2 inches tall, weighs 180g. It’s got a lot of scuffs on the top and the opening is threaded.

u/Kr1sem — 13 days ago