u/LeonGrenade

She bends down to pull out some weeds and he comments, “From this angle your arse looks like a brand new pizza oven”.

She ignores him and keeps working.

A few minutes later he strolled over to her with a big grin on his face and said, “So we should heat up some pizza tonight?”

She looks at him and says, “For one tiny pepperoni? Not worth preheating.”