u/LibrarianUnique1380

i somehow messed up lightning bolt and instead of one concentrated beam i accidentally made multiple beams of lightning

so i GENUINELY lost my arm fighting some backstreet gang (they caught me off-guard) and then i went to a doctor and got a prosthetic and i GENUINELY forgot i was going to N Corp for something

"I saw my soldato friend try to rizz up a capo. He got his shit blown off clean. Note to self, some people are too horny for their own good."

"Big Sister of the Middle is offering you a bed. Proceed?"
"You proceeded, and now you're getting cuddled while sleeping. You'd think you can just squirm out, but she'd punch your head off if you did...yeah, you're dead, buddy."

Being a somewhat high-ranking Soldato, what do I do I catch a lower-ranking Soldato making fun of the Capos and the Capo dei Capi?

word mess

it's peak

one of my homeboys told me to use gamdie for GD, is it safe?

what do i do if one of my homies slander the middle but they lowkey look like roland