u/Lieutenant_Lute

Join to roleplay, worship Lute and share fanart or just make friends with other Lute fans.

https://discord.com/invite/RksybFBcN6

You want to see what happens when the Lieutenant breaks free from Sera's grasp? Well you'll fucking see, you'll SEE what I can do when I go down there. The Exorcists are right behind me.

You've been added to the damned list Bambi and I'll underline that cursed name with YOUR OWN SINNER BLOOD.

The fraudulent king and the traitor bitch are naturally the top priority though, then it's time to end the fucking Radio show.

Mark my words, you will all be dead.

I am aware it's July but this was too cute to not post here.

[Art by @Hazbincrave on Twitter]

It's time for a roll call, I want to know how many of you still stand with us.

As Lieutenant of the Exorcists I say we ignore that self centered bitch and GO DOWN AND DESTROY THAT SHIT HOTEL ONCE AND FOR ALL.

Then we'll wipe that bitches other eye out of her face and Lucifer's will BITCH will break thinking how she couldn't save her!

Does no one know?

Not Lute but it's art and it's something I drew, hope you like it.

Ooc: I'm looking for Adam roleplayers to roleplay with on here. We would tag eachother on comments and do typical Adam and Lute things.

Facts about me- I love Guitarspear, I have an about me page on my profile and I'm Lute.

Ooc: I'm looking for Adam roleplayers to roleplay with on here. We would tag eachother on comments and do typical Adam and Lute things.

Facts about me- I love Guitarspear, I have an about me page on my profile and I'm Lute.

Sir is alive! Abel said he saw him last night. YOU'RE ALL FUCKING WRONG! THE FIRST MAN NEVER DIES.

Pride post time, because now that Adam and Abel are both known, I obviously have to drag the first family into the rainbow spotlight too.

Canon may have its version, but my headcanon is standing here with a bi Adam flag, sunglasses on, refusing to leave. Abel can be the sweet one, Adam can be the loud disaster, and together they look like Heaven’s most awkward family photo finally got colour-corrected by Pride month.

Anyway, happy Pride from the original dickmaster and his son.

Art by chrustlin on X

[Art by Neissim on Twitter.]

SIR! SIR, CAN YOU HEAR ME? SIR, THEY TURNED YOU INTO A MARKETABLE PLUSHIE, SIR! RGH HEAVENS SAKE, SIR! ADAMMMMMMM!

Understood the humor of Lieutenant Lute but didn't have a word for it?

New word: Lutumor.

To be as bitchy and sarcastic as I am.

(Word derivative of the sister word: dark humor)

Enjoy pretending to be as cutting and epic as me. Even though none of you could compare, inferior scum.

Lieutenant Wute clearing out.

[Art by Juredditpark]

10 thousand karma. Interesting. I didn't think the day would come where I make a post about stupid internet points. Seriously what is this shit? Brownie points? Nevertheless, as Heavens supreme, superior and only Lieutenant it's expected I've come this far.

Even Asshol- Abel's bitching and moaning as I write this, he only wishes that he could ever be as important. Pathetic.

As the other exorcists and Sir would know, I've never been one to drill on and on about shit I don't care about. So with that, I'll let you ask me anything you want, I'll answer aslong as you're not filthy demon scum.

I don't need a prophet to foresee some of the questions you are scheming to ask and here is my response plain and simple, I'm not interested in dating you. I have better things to be dealing with than petty relationship drama.

Lieutenant signing off.

[Art by @purplesprkls_art]

Sure...

You're not even convincing that sinner. If he can't believe it, no one can.