u/LigmaSkibidiRizzler

1. STOP MESSING WITH THEIR STAMINA.

No, I don't want to hear Speed = Stamina.

Some asyms just have the killers be slower with less stamina.

Bite By Night was fr garbage and survivor sided because of this and the Stamina Drain thing was so situational 😭✌️.

70 Stamina.

70.

I don't give a shit you have 29 speed, you can't fucking RUN.

2. DISASTER SLOP

I fucking hate having to go to a specific area, especially if it's only one, just for the killer to camp it and kill me.

3. WORTHLESS MAP AREAS

Don't add an area that is bad for chase and offers a disadvantage. Like what's the point besides making useless areas nobody is finna go to.

Also, you need to play EVERY KILLER on EVERY MAP like 3 times to make sure they are fair dude.

I hate Golf.

I hate Golf so much I would rather EAT GLASS than play it (Actually I'd rather play golf than that 😭✌️)

I hate Golf so much I'd rather force myself to win as Killdroid only using Propel.

Golf is such a bad game mode.

They made it almost impossible to win.

Not like it was already rare to get!

Some levels are PHYSICALLY IMPOSSIBLE to do in time without hours of practice in a private server. And is a shirt and some money really worth all that work?

I don't know why they added the Golf Time mechanic just to punish people who can't shoot their Golf Ball 19 feet into the literal air over the level itself 10 times in a row.

It's almost like Saucefy WANT us to hate it.

Not to mention, if you can't beat the ice level within 32 seconds, consider yourself cooked.

The levels are random too so...

You might want to hurry up.

I cannot fathom how people find this bullshut gamemode fun. I have only seen sweaty YouTubers win. The ONLY other time was this guy who could change the game mode itself! I have never seen a casual player even once get this dumb shirt and badge 🥀😭.

I always hope I don't get this gamemode because there is no way I've lost to an ice level or something else because I take 00.00001 extra second to win a level THIS many times because 'I suck'

The lore in Dandy's World might be worse than that one guy that stepped on my foot yesterday, August 2nd, 2026 at 10:21 AM, causing me to drop my bag of McDonalds into a manhole, ruining my day.

All it is some random problem that makes them randomly crashout

"people only like me for my puns"

"im overworked"

"lets stop **being friends**" 😭✌️

"i want that one guy from the show to come real"

Like, bro, these are some small ass problems.

I could not name 6 things about DW that's lore relevant.

Idk.

Ichor Oppenheimer, or whatever its called.

Gardenview shutdown?

What else?!

This lore is so ass in my opinion.

We know next to nothing about some characters, nd some characters don't even have a personality.

1010$

I do not like the current state of Die Of Death, and it is painfully obvious due to how fast the game fell off right after the update, that not many people like the game either.

I am not very happy with how this game is balanced, how it is managed, and how bad the design is...

I hate Die Of Death worse than I did before.

Please do go leave a slop ass comment in the comment section. Examples: "I am not reading allat" Cringe Image "Okay, LigmaSkibidiRizzler," "You're just bad," And everything similar. It's actually annoying.

I hate the gameplay. The balancing has gotten terrible. Now, the gameplay just revolves around looping the killer and applying every existing debuff with the amount of disruption abilities.

It isn't even fun.

They said they would add something in rounds to help make gameplay fun, but instead, they added ability tasks, which basically don't change gameplay. You basically will accidentally do them with how braindead some of them are.

Saucefy is a terrible developer, making the hitboxes WORSE ON PURPOSE (couldn't take the time of day to fix it, so he decided to make it look better by.making then worse)

No wonder you're back to barely a couple thousand players again.

I also hate the maps. Half the maps were changed to have baseless and barely noticeable 'events' and are basically just large loops with decorations.

I wanted this game to be better, but it's just not. It has never been in such an ass state.

<INTRO>

Ever since the Azure update, players have started to stop playing John Doe.

Now, you may ask, why? John Doe was considered one of the most powerful killers in terms of competent and casual teams. Even when on a bad map, he can basically cancel out generators and block paths.

But ever since the developers changed most of the maps, John Doe has fallen down from his superiority and became one of the worst killers in Forsaken.

<THE MAPS>

Many of the maps were changed to have extra paths, such as Yoricks Resting Place, and certain maps have been completely changed, such as Horror Hotel.

New maps have been added, and with that, you'd think more maps means more opportunities for John Doe?

<THE PROBLEM>

No. Some of the maps are now impossible to play on, and some are just extremely hard.

John Doe's main source of map control and power was Digital Footprint, but with certain maps being revamped to have too many hallways, to many alternative paths, and just being too big, John Doe basically can't do anything.

Even the fact that he can block generators can be countered by Noob, and 007n7, and basically any Sentinel if they stun him after walking into one, making half the time you could've used to kill them is gone.

Unstoppable may shorten stun time, but for casual players, that's hard to even do, and it's not like it'll always hit. They could just barely miss you, wasting time. And in general, Unstoppable isn't all too great.

<DIGITAL FOOTPRINT>

Digital Footprint used to be a good ability, even though limited to 3, there wasn't all too much survivors could do.

There weren't many alternate paths if they got trapped, and it zoned.

Now, zoning... is practically impossible.

Underground War used to be a pretty good map, letting you completely ruin the bottom floor of the map. Now it's a joke.

Yoricks Resting Place is even worse.

Now, instead of having to walk into the trap to escape, there is another shining exit for you!

<UNSTOPPABLE>

The name is actually very misleading.

This passive is terrible.

Speed 1 for extended time isn't as good as it seems.

It's barely noticeable as a killer.

1x1x1x1 also had this problem, and they fixed it.

High Risk Low Reward.

<HOW TO MAKE THE DOE THE GO(E)T AGAIN>

Instead of reverting the map design, let's change John Doe himself:

Make his M1 do 24.5 damage but apply corruption 1 for 2.5 seconds.

Give him 1 extra Digital Footprint, but decrease the size by 1 stud.

22 Extra Spikes Of Corrupt Energy.

Unstoppable gives Speed 2 for 3.5 seconds afterward, but you have a 35% damage decrease the first hit afterward. Unstoppable is an active, not requirement passive.

New Ability (Optional To Add)

IMPALE

"John Doe, we are sorry to tell you this, but..." ~ ■■■■■■

John Doe dashes forward 9 studs swinging his overgrown arm at anyone in front of him.

Anyone he hits, he will impale on his spike and throw in a certain direction when clicked again or automatically after 3.25 seconds. This deals 28 damage.

(Before you go commenting, Void Rush > Walkspeed Override > Demonic Pursuit are all similar abilities. Nova > Corrupt Nature > Infernal Cry are all similar abilities. Unstable Eye > Unstoppable are actually pretty similar when you think about it)

Hitbox size: 5 studs wide and 5 studs forward.

Hitbox Linger: 0.9

Windup: 0.55

Endlag If You Miss: 0.5

Endlag When You Throw: 0.75

Cooldown: 28

Dog Radar: None Nearby

Egg: Yes

Ratings: 1274 (Great! A-RANK)

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Duplicate:

Make a dummy of yourself that will run to the nearest killer spawn point or civilian spawn point, and if killed or touched by the killer, said killer will be slowed for a few seconds. Makes 1 Noise.

Cooldown 22

Phone:

Raise your telephone in the air (but get slowed like bugle when using), causing it to make yellow vibrations and ringing sounds and revealing any killer within a 100 stud radius and making your other ability tick down 1.5× faster for 3 seconds. Makes 10 Noise.

Windup 1

Duration: 2.42

Endlag 1

Cooldown 27

Bandana:

Dash forward 12 studs, and any killer you hit will get stunned for 2 seconds and knocked back + ragdolled for 2.5 seconds. Makes 3 Noise.

Windup 0.5

Endlag 0.3

Cooldown 32

Tough Love:

Changes punch.

When you successfully land a punch, you follow up with a barrage, stunning them for a total of 3.75 seconds and dealing 75 damage. The killer will get healed 30 hp slowly afterward and gain a 3.50+ speed boost for a short amount of time afterward.

FUCKING SUCK IT UP YOU ASSHOLE🫩.

None of these killers have a release date, so when you don't get the killer that you want you're mad?

Bro, shut the hell up 🥀.

They might aswell just stop adding killers.

I didn't like the new JX1 replacement.

The devs had 2 good opportunities to give us skins that actually fit the old roblox esthetic JX1DX1 gave off.

Instead, they gave us Vira...

.

Personally, I don't like the skin, and I don't think the chase theme or retro sounds fit it.

Hell, Exillium or whatever the skin was could've worked!

Vira doesn't look like it's all too Roblox related.

It doesn't have all too much going on, either.

They said that we'd get the skin for free even though I paid for JX1DX1 and still had to buy this.

Like, just make it the Demise replacement.

You had a pretty good amount of time to make us a replacement

If they can't give us a good replacement that fits...

I guess I will.

Good12, honor.

Lore Because Good12 Needed It:

Photoman12 was a roblox YouTuber, 12 years old, back in 2005.

He used to make videos talking about Roblox Hackers, playing games they've played, reviewing games in general, and funny animations, all as his persona, Photoman.

Eventually, he covers a strange game called 'render'.

He starts playing, and the game is just a baseplate with several rigs of avatars.

Photoman was already considering just not uploading the footage before a white avatar wearing a grey suit and black pants turns completely black, and his screen is covered by a strange face before the Roblox Game itself shuts down. This was interesting, and he had it on his moniter still, so he edited and uploaded it.

After several videos of seeing that same avatar stalking him, he confronts it and actively chases it.

Then his screen gets covered by the same face before being told some pretty brutal things.

He shuts off his moniter as IT was talking to him, and he takes a break from Roblox, feeling a bit uncomfortable that a game was doing this.

ETC.

Synthesis is a manifestation of Photomans ego since he is secretly a shitty friend and gets into a lot of fights and whatnot.

Synthesis

2500

"aND YoU aRe aNy BeTTeR THaN i?"

Photoman12

1000

"Today, I'll be checking out this game called... render?"

chase theme name changed to "oNe LaST TiMe"

lms is now "Your Fault"

Idfk

So, the Azure update has finally been released.

And loops were absolutely gutted.

People are mad because Azure is kinda overpowered (with how Forsaken players are most of the time), and they can't do anything.

Looping won't fix this, though, with Azures kit, so idk.

Let's be honest. Looping was ruining Forsaken with how bad the map design, killer doors placement, and anti-loop design were.

Nova was barely an excuse of an anti-loop. Raging Pace works, but fails against certain loops. Guest 666 at least has a better Anti-Loop than before. C00lkidd and 1x1 are very situational with how loopable they are.

Death comes to those who loop John Doe and Nosferatu.

It can be a part of asyms but at least make it easier to counter instead of being stuck getting looped.

Like Release Sixer.

Gutting the loops was necessary.

Some killers just instantly lose to some.

But now people are crying and complaining to bring them back?

They weren't making Forsaken better.

It was getting worse.

It was getting repetitive.

I bet you love getting looped as killer.

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Q

Why the fuck did they overtune like half the maps dawg

6 FEET FURTHER THE DASHING MAN.

IS WAITING FOR PURSUERS HAND.

ONLY TO DROPKICK, WITH NO OTHER PLANS.

LIKE THE EVERY DAILY.

HOPE THAT POWERED THE DASHING MAN.

COULD I DO SOMETHING TO MAKE HIM LAUGH?

EVEN IF ON COOLDOWN, I AM NOT ASS.

SO HE LIVED THE

DASHING MAN.

DASHING MAN.

WITH A DROPKICK THAT ALWAYS LANDS.

SO HE STANDS.

TO WHAT HIS WHOLE TEAM GET COOKED.

FROM THE BUNK(ER).

WAY UP HIGH IN THE SKY.

WITH THE TIMER IN HIS EYES...

AIN'T IT NICE

DYING OF DEATH JUST FOR...

DASHING

Dawg...

Just accept that you need to address it instead of trying to let it blow over.

This game... Is so bad... It's Almost Like They Made It Bad On Purpose.

The Roaring Knight.

The starter.

They probably have the worst abilities in the game.

Like, we know the Knights identity is it's a darkner and bad balancing in real life.

The Knight is terrible.

They do 25 damage, the ONLY GOOD THING IN THEIR KIT.

They have an ability called Awakening, where they roar and gain a speed boost.

This is not only an unbalanced ability, It has no correlation and doesn't represent the character and what they are.

The next ability has gone through 2 changes.

At first, they only had Slam and Awakening.

They then added Dark Fountain (bad), and then they added throw slop.

They somehow made it BAD 😭🙏.

The projectile is slow as fuck and isn't even a projectile at this point, it's just a slow damaging small sword.

It does 20 damage but never hits and doesn't even benefit you besides damage.

Wow.

Slam is just barely CLOSE to being 'good'.

You jump up and jump down, doing 30 damage to close survivors.

Even though it doesn't match the Knight, since they actually have never been shown to WALK or RUN or 'SLAM' Deltarune (the game they are from)... It's fine.

At least it's something.

My Concept to Fix It:

Make their LMB (M1) do 20 damage instead, (Maybe 22).

Now, let's finally settle on a new ability.

[[Name here, since I can't pay for writers!]]

You start glowing purple or maybe having a purple light emit from you as those or like one of those star/snowflake things come shooting out like 6 studs infront of you before turning into smaller bullets like in the real attack. The star itself would do 25, while the smaller bullets would do 10 each.

Cooldown of 15-20 seconds.

And next, Slam.

No.

This ability needs a rework.

Swoon

Dash forward like Void Rush, but with a longer windup that ISN'T almost 2 seconds,

Whoever you hit will take 30 damage.

Cooldown 20-28

Awakening could be better.

I don't know how, but it could be better.

Almost all the other killers have this same damn problem.

A lot of survivors have insanely unbalanced kits.

Kris.

The Loopmaster.

Eat Moss = Speed.

Free Defense + Heal.

Sword = Stun

Dawg, this is absolutely garbage.

Let's just replace Moss and Soul Heal.

Shield

Use your very obvious shield that you use ingame a lot to block 1 attack, deflecting it and applying the effect of it to the killer (that isn't damage, like slowness, or screen tampering and stamina stuff)

Cooldown 20-27

Act

You can use R or S Action to either stun the killer or give yourself a speedboost.

Cooldown 28-34

And, the maps.

😭.