
u/LopsidedOwl578
r/AskBrits r/OneyPlays r/oldbritishtelly r/Sainsburys r/thethickofit r/london r/BritishAirways r/FuckNigelFarage

▲ 114 r/thethickofit
“A lady policeman?! Did the last 30 years not happen to you?”
u/LopsidedOwl578 — 11 days ago
▲ 206 r/london
Don’t let the Westminster Council “98% of license applications are approved” fool you
Under their statistics of “approved applications” include simple admin such as a change of name to the DPS (Designated Premises Supervisor), a minor change to the layout of a venue, slight adjustments for standard, daytime restaurants.
Additionally, if a bar applies for a licence to stay open until 2am with standing room, and the council grants a licence but forces them to close at 11pm, bans vertical drinking, and requires full table-service only, the council counts that as an "Approved" application. Yes, it’s approved, but the license can be vastly different to the applicant’s business model and therefore can be untenable and withdrawn completely.
u/LopsidedOwl578 — 12 days ago
▲ 86 r/thethickofit
"All he's doing is depriving a village somewhere of a twat."
u/LopsidedOwl578 — 18 days ago
▲ 158 r/thethickofit
“But you said I had a chance! Half an hour ago you said I was in with a shot!”
u/LopsidedOwl578 — 29 days ago
▲ 159 r/thethickofit
“We are through the looking glass now, folks. Fuck me!”
u/LopsidedOwl578 — 1 month ago
▲ 464 r/thethickofit
“When I need your advice, I'll give you the special signal, which is me being sectioned under the fucking Mental Health Act.”
u/LopsidedOwl578 — 1 month ago
▲ 386 r/thethickofit
“The former shadow shadow shadow leader is in that field, Malcolm, practicing fake respect walking.”
u/LopsidedOwl578 — 1 month ago
▲ 431 r/FuckNigelFarage
She’s financially ruined many of us, but this is funny AF
u/LopsidedOwl578 — 1 month ago
▲ 25 r/thethickofit
And I’ve had sit next to Paul McCartney at fucking Checkers!
u/LopsidedOwl578 — 1 month ago
▲ 20 r/thethickofit
What’s Nigel’s first column in Grazia gonna be about?
reddit.comu/LopsidedOwl578 — 1 month ago
▲ 12 r/thethickofit
What’s Nige’s new party going to be called?
reddit.comu/LopsidedOwl578 — 1 month ago