
u/LopsidedOwl578
r/Sainsburys r/BritishAirways r/FuckNigelFarage r/AskBrits r/TheOfficeUK r/thethickofit r/london r/OneyPlays r/oldbritishtelly

Beefy will happily say: 'That's what I think of your selection policy'
u/LopsidedOwl578 — 5 days ago
▲ 18 r/thethickofit
“Nadine with a plan… it’s like a toddler with a harpoon!”
u/LopsidedOwl578 — 1 month ago
▲ 143 r/thethickofit
Who was it that did your media training, Morgan McSweeney?!
u/LopsidedOwl578 — 2 months ago
▲ 114 r/thethickofit
“A lady policeman?! Did the last 30 years not happen to you?”
u/LopsidedOwl578 — 2 months ago
▲ 206 r/london
Don’t let the Westminster Council “98% of license applications are approved” fool you
Under their statistics of “approved applications” include simple admin such as a change of name to the DPS (Designated Premises Supervisor), a minor change to the layout of a venue, slight adjustments for standard, daytime restaurants.
Additionally, if a bar applies for a licence to stay open until 2am with standing room, and the council grants a licence but forces them to close at 11pm, bans vertical drinking, and requires full table-service only, the council counts that as an "Approved" application. Yes, it’s approved, but the license can be vastly different to the applicant’s business model and therefore can be untenable and withdrawn completely.
u/LopsidedOwl578 — 2 months ago
▲ 86 r/thethickofit
"All he's doing is depriving a village somewhere of a twat."
u/LopsidedOwl578 — 2 months ago
▲ 158 r/thethickofit
“But you said I had a chance! Half an hour ago you said I was in with a shot!”
u/LopsidedOwl578 — 3 months ago
▲ 159 r/thethickofit
“We are through the looking glass now, folks. Fuck me!”
u/LopsidedOwl578 — 3 months ago
▲ 464 r/thethickofit
“When I need your advice, I'll give you the special signal, which is me being sectioned under the fucking Mental Health Act.”
u/LopsidedOwl578 — 3 months ago
▲ 51 r/thethickofit
We Bank
With the £2billion kept in the biscuit tin
u/LopsidedOwl578 — 3 months ago
▲ 386 r/thethickofit
“The former shadow shadow shadow leader is in that field, Malcolm, practicing fake respect walking.”
u/LopsidedOwl578 — 3 months ago