Urine Shortage crippling East Coast Hospitals.  As Jelly Fish bloom causes massive spike in demand.

Urine Shortage crippling East Coast Hospitals. As Jelly Fish bloom causes massive spike in demand.

With the unprecedented jelly fish bloom on the East Coast this month, the need for urine donations has skyrocketed. Many hospitals and emergency rooms are completely out, offering jelly fish survivors either vinegar, or a mix of vinegar and Coors Light to treat stings.

Please spread the word about this and if its safe for you to do so consider becoming a donor, either for urine or other bodily fluids.

u/LunaticBZ — 4 days ago

Everyone in the North East, start throwing water in the air.

Yard sprinklers, hoses, squirt guns, spray bottles, water balloons anything and everything you can find to throw water in the air.

The way to fight smoke is with water.

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u/LunaticBZ — 1 month ago

Sargassum, Unintentional ocean seeding.

A video on Sargassum that I felt did a good job summarizing the problem. By Evan Edinger

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4WPUbZdb2WI

Watching how this problem has grown so massively in scale, it recently got me thinking again about ocean seeding. As most proposals for that involved adding iron, nitrogen, phosphorous to the ocean to get more algae and seaweed growth.

While those proposals were very controversial, because critics kept complaining about how it would 100% have unintended consequences and wreak havoc on the eco system. You know minor things like that.

It does appear that we are adding enough iron, nitrogen, and phosphorous to the ocean anyways to have the same results in at least part of the Atlantic ocean. Just not doing it intentionally.

Granted I don't know how much control we'd have over what species got to bloom like crazy if we we're doing this intentionally but I do feel we'd attempt to promote growth of other species that were more prone to sinking, or we're useful when washed up on shore.

u/LunaticBZ — 2 months ago

What is this kind of rake used for?

And why does it have two heads?

u/LunaticBZ — 2 months ago

Rainbow Chemtrail, hide your pet amphibians.

Saw this in Eastern PA while working today. They arent being subtle anymore.

u/LunaticBZ — 3 months ago
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Free Hummus is really gritty.

While its nice of the community to provide free hummus to those in need its not very palatable.

u/LunaticBZ — 3 months ago