u/M23_x

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Not to give in to hatemaxxing right now, but I cannot stand the current trend of attaching "maxxing" to any given term to make a stupid little verb of anything and everything. I will be so relieved when this trend dies out, it has to be one of the single stupidest things I've heard in my life. I think this is genuinely the first time a slang term of the youth has gotten under my skin, I am high-key agemaxxing rn.

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Armpits smell good

I like the smell of armpits. There, I said it. Clean arm pits? Phenomenal. Touch of stank? I'll take it. Ripe with BO? Doesn't matter who it is, my mouth is watering. Granted, my own armpits smell the best, but they're solid all around. I don't get the whole bad smell thing in general, at least when it comes to humans. Maybe poop and pee, I can admit that doesn't smell so hot, but some sweat? Delicacy. We'd all be better off if we smelled armpits like me. The deodorant industry would collapse, billions of dollars would be saved yearly.

I just like 'em, man. Don't tell me some of you don't at least like your partner's pits. That's the first sign of a pit fiend.

Given the topics of conversation on this sub recently, it seems worth pointing out. If you spend your time judging sexually active people or involuntarily celibate people, you're a loser. Let people have as much sex as they can or want, and if that proves to be zero let them live in dignity. If your problem with incels is the misogynistic culture, call out the misogyny and let the virgins live. If your problem with the promiscuous is that they're ruining culture or devaluing themselves somehow, stay in your own lane and follow your principles without enforcing them on others. If your problem with women having sex is founded in misogyny, and I can't think of another reason, you're something much worse than celibate, which should hold a neutral connotation.

The culture war has genuinely made strides toward ruining one of the most beautiful aspects of human life, and it really comes into full view watching you spiteful weirdos on reddit. It seems like people from all sides are going out of their way to post and comment purposefully harmful remarks with the sole intent of causing emotional pain to a specific subset of people they consider deserving of it. It's utterly callous and detached, and if some of the comments I see most celebrated on here were levied at individuals we'd call it abuse. Those kinds of people, regardless of which direction they're spewing their vitriol, really don't deserve something as wonderful as sex to debate about. I'm about as grateful to have found partners that aren't like this in the contemporary world as I am to have running water ffs.

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