"Now that everyone who could betray me is dead," I said behind my chainlocked door, "I can finally LIVE IN PEACE!!!!!"

I felt a gripping sensation in my throat as I took my first bite of food alone.

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u/Maleficent_Apple4169 — 9 hours ago

blooming onion/chicken spice blend

i adore the taste of Outback's blooming items but can't find anything about what they season them with. there's many recipes online, but they're very inconsistent as to what the seasoning actually is. is there any official statement as to what they use?

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u/Maleficent_Apple4169 — 5 days ago

i wish every sink in a house work the exact same with three valves that activate when turning clockwise: a hot valve, a cold valve, and a valve for the speed water comes out

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u/Maleficent_Apple4169 — 18 days ago

The Undertale Soundtrack Makes Me Shit Myself

No, I am not joking. Recently, I decided that I wanted to listen to more undertale music because I forgot how good the soundtrack was, and boy does it get my bowels dancing along. Specifically the track “Finale” makes me have to go take a shit, it’s like some sort of brown music, I don’t understand it. I think this is starting to become an issue, I can’t listen to the undertale soundtrack without having to take a shit. this is the 4th time today, and as of writing this, yes, im shitting because of this issue. I have yet to see what effects the deltarune soundtrack does to my body, I’ve played both of these games and I never had to take a shit mid session. even in games with similar soundtracks like touhou, does not make me have to take a shit. This is starting to become a genuine problem, I don’t know what to do.

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u/Maleficent_Apple4169 — 1 month ago

any workout recommendations for a new tenor player?

we got new tenors, and I'm set to play them in a few months. however, this is unironicly the heaviest instrument in the marching band and it's not even close. they immediately hurt to wear and i can barely carry them for more than 10 minutes; i dont think i can stand if i go longer than 30

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u/Maleficent_Apple4169 — 1 month ago

AITJ for telling my other half to get her act together?

i (25F) have been living with someone we'll call liz (50F). every week, we switch who lives in the house. recently, because my acting gigs have been taking a lot of time, i have been keeping her out for longer. whenever i let her stay, however, she always makes a massive mess; she leaves half-cooked and half-eaten food everywhere, she rips things off the wall, and she isn't being very considerate of how much i've done for us.

am i the jerk for kicking her out until she learns to control herself?

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u/Maleficent_Apple4169 — 1 month ago