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ragebaited scalpers (posted this in reselling subreddit)
[Other] How much could Tobey’s spider-man lift?
So, we can calculate this in multiple ways. There are several common arguments in how much he can lift, so, let’s do this here. So, the assumption here (suggested by criminalacttv on YouTube) that for example if it was a 6 gram spider that would lift 50x its own weight, than Tobey could lift 300g per 6g of body weight.
Spider-Man was bitten by a steatoda grossa or a false widow (repainted, but proportionally the same, just the radioactivity differs). Steatoda grossa can lift 50x its own weight. Based on his athletic structure, he should weigh around 165lbs. Relative to steatoda grossa weight, (160mg on average) or 0.00035274 of a lb. Which means spider-man should be able to lift 467766.626977 his own weight. This means that Pete should be able to lift 77181493.4512. Or, he can lift 38591 (rounded) tons. (This seems improbable when calculated, sorry, criminalcttv)
#2, He can lift however many times his own body-weight. So, he could lift 8,250 Lbs.
#3 Calculate it based on the train (one of his larger feats). A standard loaded passenger train from the year 2000 is about 600 short tons, or 544,311 kg, usually going at 40mph, requiring 87 megajoules of force to stop. I’m dumb so I can’t calculate his lbs from this but the megajoules still stand.
2 choices for 10 million dollars.
[humor encouraged but only one flair]
[note: nothing will physically hurt you or make you sick, it was confusing, but all mental pain will still be there, so will be the stench etc etc.]
[Option 1] You are shrunk down to half a centimeter and have to dive into 20 different porta-potties used at a high school that serves burritos daily. They have not been emptied or cleaned out in over a month. You have to dive into, one of the 20 porta-potties has a 10 million dollar check, so each one you do is a gamble. You cannot use any protective gear, you will be wearing a set outfit; jeans, a shirt, and you will have goggles and a breathing tube. Each one will take about 25 minutes to fully sift through to see if the check is there. If you went through all 20 and didn’t find a check, you have to restart, each one is numbered and they can be done in ANY order.
[Option 2] You have to be a volunteer professional cleaner for a year, 12 hours a day, and you will not be paid until the year is over. You can only shower once per week. You have to professionally clean destroyed homes, either crime scenes, or the houses riddled with disgusting things, like the videos where they clean homes for free for people with severe mental illness. You get paid 1 million dollars at the end of the year. You are allowed 24 sick days throughout the entire year.
[Marvel’s Spider-Man 2] Just got my first platinum!
these mfs immediately sent me an ad for the other games which I’ve ALREADY played
Miguel’s reasoning is severely flawed. (Despite the fact he doesn’t know how the canon works.)
Miguel ohara's reasoning is flawed; all cases of canon event disturbance in which a universe is destroyed is caused by an anomaly, or outside force. Although the fact that miles IS an anomaly is true, the universe nonetheless adapted. The evidence is shown by the canon protecting miles **(e.g on the side of a building maskless, and the only one who notices is someone from OUTSIDE the canon.), therefore he is no longer an anomaly in his dimension. Which means that if he protected his dad it wouldn't destroy the universe, because he's not an anomaly or outside force.
The obviously implied idea is that Miguel doesn’t understand the canon. He was an anomaly to the universe where he took the “happy” version of himself’s place, and assumed that that is how it works for everything, including if they actually belong in the universe, which Miles does belong due to the universe bending.
So, why is Miguel so insistent on this? He had a goal to make sure Captain Morales dies by trapping Miles. But, he tried to KILL miles and wasn’t hearing ANYONE out. Why?