u/Miss_miri107

no lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponential, logarithmic, while I gasp for air, scream and see the light, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, doggy, backwards, sideways, upside down, on the floor, in the bed, on the couch, on a chair, being carried against the wall, outside, in a train, on a plane, in the car, on a motorcycle, the the bed of a truck, on a trampoline, in a bounce house, in the pool, bent over, in the basement, against the window, have the most toe curling, back arching, leg shaking, dick throbbing, fist clenching, ear ringing, mouth drooling, ass clenching, nose sniffling, eye watering, eye rolling, hip thrusting, earthquaking, sheet gripping, knuckles cracking, jaw dropping, hair pulling, teeth jitterbug, mind blogging, soul snatching, overstimulating, vile, sloppy,moan inducing, heart wrenching, spine tingling, back breaking, atrocious,gushy, creamy, beastly, lip biting, gravity defying, nail biting, sweaty, feet kicking, mind blowing, body shivering, orgasmic, bone breaking, world ending, black hole creating, universe destroying, devious, scrumptious, amazing, delightful, delectable, unbelievable, body numbing, bark worthy, can't walk, head nodding, soul evaporating, volcano erupting, sweat rolling, voice cracking, trembling, sheets soaked, hair drenched, flabbergasting, lip locking, skin peeling, eyelash removing, eye widening, pussy popping, nail scratching, back cuts, spectacular, brain cell desolving, hair ripping, show stopping, magnificent, unique, extraordinary, slendid, phenomenal, mouth foaming, heavenly, awakening, devils tango ever bro could cause a nuclear bomb inside me and I'd still ride

She gets nerf after nerf while not being good on ladder and having alot of bugs because a few pro players have coordinated teams

PLEASE JUST REMOVE TEAMMATES ABILITY TO GO THROUGH TP SO WE CAN GET SOME ACTUAL BUFFS TO OUR GIRL INSTEAD OF HER BEING STUCK IN THIS HELL OF BEING BAD ON LADDER AND BROKEN IN PRO PLAY

Let me just say I'm terrible at elden ring's character creation

I tried to recreate Morrgian from dragon age for my next mage playthrough but for the life of me I just couldn't re-create her sharp features like the nose and the eyes, do y'all have tips?

I'm sorry but Rein mogs

I'm a little late to the party, I didn't go into the game fully blind I knew about the Seed family and a bit of the ending but always I assumed the 3 siblings represented the cult

Jacob being the body, Faith being the soul and John being the brain and I was 2/3 right but John didn't really do anything

Jacob Rebuilt and Reeducated people into believing those who are strong squash the weak and they have to be strong and faith controlled people by making them happy and euphoric by using the Bliss but John didn't really... Do much? I thought he'd be ether some kinda of ultra capitalist who is using the cult to make a lot of money or he'd be the Face of the cult, the charismatic one who makes you believe in a better future if you join them but through out his story he didn't really do anything unlike faith and Jacob who had clear and established roles

He just kinda terrorized the locals in his little cornor, even compared to the 3 sheriffs Hudson got out the easiest because he didn't break her down like Jacob did with Prat or drug her out of her mind like faith did with the marshell so what does he even do?

I reached act 4 as of now and man I still can't get over her voice acting, the way she goes from sweet and seductive to superior and mighty to angry and vengeful to scared and distressed ALL in a few seconds, Lindsay Sheppard needed her bills PAYED like this is genuinely the best voice acting work I have ever heard in my life if not atlest top 3 to the point where I couldn't kill her

When you defeat her in drezen you can genuinely hear the manic distress in her voice you can tell she's scared shitless you even feel bad for her, you can even hear how she's hiding fear behind anger

Shout out to the GOAT Lindsay Sheppard